Hello~~ so ive got tagged twice today and i decided it was time to answer to all the tags ive received since the last time i made a tag post fUCK
on a scale of 1-10 how amazing is your [last] crush irl? ;) 100000. he's my soulmate tbh if such a thing exists then it's definitely him or at least the closest to an ideal type. he's like the most fucking amazing boy ive met since i was born im pretty sure like wowie he's so!!!! smart and sweet and :') //stabs self with a toothpick
what is the weirdest dream what you can remember? i honestly dont remember its like all my weird dreams were forgotten rn bUT OH MY GOD NO I REMEMBER THIS DREAM WHERE???????????????? YOUNGJAE???????? WAS IN MY DREAM AND HE WAS RUNNING AROUND A TENNIS COURT WHILE THE MATCH WAS FILMED?????? Idek.
how tall are you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i'm around 178 cm sighs loudly
what is a food that you consider to be disgusting? olives
what kind of computer/device are you using right now? ehhhh im using a macbook.... like the white ones they don't sell anymore? and i have a samsung galaxy ACE Q (the ACE Q is very important bc thats the lamest phone you will ever get its a flip phone i love it but it sucks) and a samsung tablet thing
most embarrassing moment? admitting i bias changsub ://///////////
if you can swap any exo member with another band’s member, who would it be and why? hmmmmmm idk tbh i'll say changsub because his voice is like heaven with huuuuuuuuuHHHHHHHH with who. with. huh. i guess. huh. kris. lol. bc he's too tall. (idk what im saying pls dont take me seriously)
how is/was your [last] spring break? i dont even remember it was a year ago fUCK i think it was. . . .. short .. . but nice i think i hung out with friends and stuff
i have nothing else to ask without sounding like a creep so let’s just pretend that i can’t count to 11 (: ur a cute hehehe thanks for tagging me~
ok now to that lame chick who's tryin to get me into c-clown ://////
1. if you were candy, what would you be? cadbury mini eggs because they're delicious and that's what i'm eating right now and it sounds like i wanna eat myself but no i'd actually rather not
2. list 3 things you like about your 7th favorite exo member. i dont even know whats my bias list in exo let me
1) his voice is very nice like very mucho nice like fuck me against a wall and whisper in my ear at the same time u feel
2) he's tall i love my men tall (but like, i don't want him, so you can have him)
3) that's all. (jk he's fucking talented like he can play many instruments and thats very nice1!!!)
3. favorite mblaq song? istg if you don’t know any i’ll kill you kill me. jk i really rEALLY like "it's war". and their latest single "our relationship" and "smokey girl" and ye HA.
4. what is something that you find unique about yourself? it could be anything, like a habit or talent.. whatever. hum. i. don't know. i'm. eh. my ability to forget stuff is amazing it's like my brain is a x go flash drive that is now full capacity so i have t o delete stuff to save new stuff. this is it.
5. who is your favorite character from the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad (kill bill) // if you don’t know then fave powerpuff girl and why ? i never watched kill bill i suck (and my mom forbid me to watch it back in the days and i never got to watch it) so my fav powerpuff girl was always the red one idk what's her name in english blossom? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? im ? ? ?? ? ? idk man she was really smart and cool i wanted to be like her :c
6. write a haiku about how much you love me.
changsub or sehun
neither of them can compare
to you maryam
7. If you were a pirate, what would you name your ship? boat
8. fuck, marry, kill with shindong, jyp, and that dude from the catallena mv by orange caramel marry jyp bc obvious reasons (swoons) and i guess i'd fuck the catallena dude (r we talkin abt the wise man with a long beard or the dude in the plastic wrap thing??? anyway my answer is the same) and kill shindong sorry shindong :///
9. if you could be reborn as any snsd member, who would it be? and why? i don't know lol i don't even know all their names ill say hyeoyeon hyoyeon idk how to spell it but that short girl who danced with kaixing once and who is in maxstep i think she's hot and short i wanna be short in another life so ye
10. name 10 things you love about your fandom . I’m serious. WHICH ONE FUCK. I DOINT EVEN KNOW WHAT FANDOM I M IN i guess ill say got7 fandom
the fans are cute, they sub pretty fast, fansites take gorgeous pictures, fanbases already support them so much, they have a lot of promotions and interviews and stuff since debut, i don't know what the hell
11. ask me if I give a motherfuck? watch your language young lady
AMAZING NOW TO THE LAMEST OF THEM ALL, sherylou
1. what was your first exo otp and why? fANXING!!!!!!!!! beCAUSE!!!!!!! yixing!!!!! and kris and they had so many interactions and i think it all comes down to the first few exo stans i followed bc they shipped fanxing and they were the first fic i read for exo???? and huh also bc that one time they won an award and they all cried and kris consoled yixing i died and theyre so canon well they were. that doesnt make sense but it's just ~feelings~ u kno.
2. list three positive things about your least favourite exo member. i feel this was directed at me personally bc u wanted me to talk about kyungsoo right.
1) his voice
2) his personality he looks like super chill and nice and like he just doesn't give a shit he's awesome
3) he's hot sometimes. like. once a year or something.
3. what is your favourite rock/mineral. also, what is your birth stone?
my birth stone is peridot! and idk my favorite kind of rock is. . . . .. . . .. punk rock. . . HAHAHAHAH GET IT.
4. what fanfic is your guilty pleasure?
that one pigeon kaisoo fic (jk it's gemini. .. .. fUCK I NEED TO READ THE UPDATE....... also kitten by the same author)
5. ihop, waffle house, or denny’s? if you don’t have any of those, then why the fuck not??
fuckin american what the hell are you talking about
6. how do you feel about watersports? would you let your bias pee on you??
im really not into that but i mean if you feel like playing with fluids made of what your body rejects then go have fun. and would i let my bias pee on me, it depends where, and who. and how drunk and in love i am cause woW haHAHA! !! ! ! : )
7. would YOU lick nutella out of your bias’ asshole??? because i definitely would.
.... i don't enjoy nutella or buttholes enough for that no thank you
8. what’s your favourite song on the radio right now? or, alternatively, TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
i dont understand your question my english sucks it's getting late. i really don't listen much to the radio right now but i really like passenger's let it go
9. if you could be bffs with any member from exo, who would it be and why?
either kyungsoo or jongin or tao. like, kyungsoo just seems fun to hang out with and he's not full of bullshit, jongin is just so sweet and passioante and playful idk he looks nice, and tao is just so inspiring and stuff and sweet and sensitive it's very admirable so yeah.
10. post three lines of one of your works in progress, whether current or abandoned. if you aren’t writing anything right now, then write a three-sentence story about your otp.
Sehun stands up and Kris almost falls off his chair in surprise. He yelps in horror when Sehun bends in front of him, ass in front of Kris' face, and proceeds to show him how to use said sex toy with a very detailed explanation.
"I KNOW HOW A DILDO WORKS," Kris yells, cheeks reddening as Sehun starts moaning.
11. what is the answer to the universe?
42
hYPERVENTILATES IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!! im too tired to come up with people to tag rn so i will think about it and might post it later on wowie!!!!
Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make eleven new ones.
Tag eleven people and link them to your post.
1. if you were candy, what would you be?
white chocolate
2. list 3 things you like about your 7th favorite exo member.
now i have to go fucking.....take the bias sorter god dammit
okay apparently i don't have a number 7 there are three tied for 6 so i'll just go with the dude after six that would be mr kris
ummm fuck what do i like about kris.......IDK ANYTHING SPECIFIC i just do like sometimes? he's attractive and sometimes chill i guess and i like how he interacts with other members
3. favorite mblaq song? istg if you don’t know any i’ll kill you
smoky gull
4. what is something that you find unique about yourself? it could be anything, like a habit or talent.. whatever.
idk my brain is wired pretty differently than most people like neurologically and that makes me kinda unique i guess
5. who is your favorite character from the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad (kill bill) // if you don’t know then fave powerpuff girl and why ?
um the green one bc she's green
6. write a haiku about how much you love me.
maryam syed
i hope that's how you say it
i guess i love you
7. If you were a pirate, what would you name your ship?
the fuckin.......ss booty
8. fuck, marry, kill with shindong, jyp, and that dude from the catallena mv by orange caramel
fuck the dude from the mv cause i kinda....like him anyway ok whatever marry jyp cause he prob has money and kill shindong
9. if you could be reborn as any snsd member, who would it be? and why?
SUNNY JUST I LOVE HER YOU CAN'T NOT LOVE HER
10. name 10 things you love about your fandom . I’m serious.
THE MEMES XD
11. ask me if I give a motherfuck?
maryam i really don't even give a motherfuck if you give a motherfuck
Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make eleven new ones
Tag eleven people and link them to your post
Let them know you tagged them
Questions:
In what type of clothing do you feel more comfortable while wearing?
Shorts and a really loose shirt with no bra eyyyyyy
Pretending that you are a customizable video-game character, tell me what idol would you like to have the face, then another one to have the body, an idol which you’d like to have the personality and finally an idol whose talents you’d like to possess.
Face? YU HA MIN. Body? Kai. Personality? Kim Heechul. Talents? GDragon.
What someone has to do to win your heart?
The have to be mature and confident.
How many close friends do you have? How did you meet them?
I consider most of my friends my close friends. It's all or nothing to me tbh. Mostly met them through school or internet. :)
Who’s your role model?
My ideal self.
What’s the first song that comes to your mind after having a bad day?
Call me lame but...Miracle by Super Junior
Do you have a guilty pleasure? If so, what is it?
Oh god, Brokencyde probably. lol
Have you ever completely changed your mind about someone or something?
Yes.
If you could travel anywhere, where would it be?
Asia!
Which animal would you like to be for a day?
A Russian blue cat :3333
A talent you would love to possess?
THE TALENT OF PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.
My Questions:
Who's your tumblr crush(or crushes)?
What's your dream job?
Describe your dream girl/boy/significant other.
QUICK YOU GET TO BE TELEPORTED TO A WORLD OF YOUR CHOICE WHAT IS IT??
You also get a super power what is it?
Who are your top 3 biases? Now do a Kill, Marry, Bang(as in the frickle frack)
What's an endearing term you like to use?
What do you want to be put on your gravestone?
Something you'd sell your soul for?
What's your style?
Do u think im lame or waht? (no u all love me i knoe it)
