Hello~~ so ive got tagged twice today and i decided it was time to answer to all the tags ive received since the last time i made a tag post fUCK
on a scale of 1-10 how amazing is your [last] crush irl? ;) 100000. he's my soulmate tbh if such a thing exists then it's definitely him or at least the closest to an ideal type. he's like the most fucking amazing boy ive met since i was born im pretty sure like wowie he's so!!!! smart and sweet and :') //stabs self with a toothpick
what is the weirdest dream what you can remember? i honestly dont remember its like all my weird dreams were forgotten rn bUT OH MY GOD NO I REMEMBER THIS DREAM WHERE???????????????? YOUNGJAE???????? WAS IN MY DREAM AND HE WAS RUNNING AROUND A TENNIS COURT WHILE THE MATCH WAS FILMED?????? Idek.
how tall are you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i'm around 178 cm sighs loudly
what is a food that you consider to be disgusting? olives
what kind of computer/device are you using right now? ehhhh im using a macbook.... like the white ones they don't sell anymore? and i have a samsung galaxy ACE Q (the ACE Q is very important bc thats the lamest phone you will ever get its a flip phone i love it but it sucks) and a samsung tablet thing
most embarrassing moment? admitting i bias changsub ://///////////
if you can swap any exo member with another band’s member, who would it be and why? hmmmmmm idk tbh i'll say changsub because his voice is like heaven with huuuuuuuuuHHHHHHHH with who. with. huh. i guess. huh. kris. lol. bc he's too tall. (idk what im saying pls dont take me seriously)
how is/was your [last] spring break? i dont even remember it was a year ago fUCK i think it was. . . .. short .. . but nice i think i hung out with friends and stuff
i have nothing else to ask without sounding like a creep so let’s just pretend that i can’t count to 11 (: ur a cute hehehe thanks for tagging me~
ok now to that lame chick who's tryin to get me into c-clown ://////
1. if you were candy, what would you be? cadbury mini eggs because they're delicious and that's what i'm eating right now and it sounds like i wanna eat myself but no i'd actually rather not
2. list 3 things you like about your 7th favorite exo member. i dont even know whats my bias list in exo let me
1) his voice is very nice like very mucho nice like fuck me against a wall and whisper in my ear at the same time u feel
2) he's tall i love my men tall (but like, i don't want him, so you can have him)
3) that's all. (jk he's fucking talented like he can play many instruments and thats very nice1!!!)
3. favorite mblaq song? istg if you don’t know any i’ll kill you kill me. jk i really rEALLY like "it's war". and their latest single "our relationship" and "smokey girl" and ye HA.
4. what is something that you find unique about yourself? it could be anything, like a habit or talent.. whatever. hum. i. don't know. i'm. eh. my ability to forget stuff is amazing it's like my brain is a x go flash drive that is now full capacity so i have t o delete stuff to save new stuff. this is it.
5. who is your favorite character from the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad (kill bill) // if you don’t know then fave powerpuff girl and why ? i never watched kill bill i suck (and my mom forbid me to watch it back in the days and i never got to watch it) so my fav powerpuff girl was always the red one idk what's her name in english blossom? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? im ? ? ?? ? ? idk man she was really smart and cool i wanted to be like her :c
6. write a haiku about how much you love me.
changsub or sehun
neither of them can compare
to you maryam
7. If you were a pirate, what would you name your ship? boat
8. fuck, marry, kill with shindong, jyp, and that dude from the catallena mv by orange caramel marry jyp bc obvious reasons (swoons) and i guess i'd fuck the catallena dude (r we talkin abt the wise man with a long beard or the dude in the plastic wrap thing??? anyway my answer is the same) and kill shindong sorry shindong :///
9. if you could be reborn as any snsd member, who would it be? and why? i don't know lol i don't even know all their names ill say hyeoyeon hyoyeon idk how to spell it but that short girl who danced with kaixing once and who is in maxstep i think she's hot and short i wanna be short in another life so ye
10. name 10 things you love about your fandom . I’m serious. WHICH ONE FUCK. I DOINT EVEN KNOW WHAT FANDOM I M IN i guess ill say got7 fandom
the fans are cute, they sub pretty fast, fansites take gorgeous pictures, fanbases already support them so much, they have a lot of promotions and interviews and stuff since debut, i don't know what the hell
11. ask me if I give a motherfuck? watch your language young lady
AMAZING NOW TO THE LAMEST OF THEM ALL, sherylou
1. what was your first exo otp and why? fANXING!!!!!!!!! beCAUSE!!!!!!! yixing!!!!! and kris and they had so many interactions and i think it all comes down to the first few exo stans i followed bc they shipped fanxing and they were the first fic i read for exo???? and huh also bc that one time they won an award and they all cried and kris consoled yixing i died and theyre so canon well they were. that doesnt make sense but it's just ~feelings~ u kno.
2. list three positive things about your least favourite exo member. i feel this was directed at me personally bc u wanted me to talk about kyungsoo right.
1) his voice
2) his personality he looks like super chill and nice and like he just doesn't give a shit he's awesome
3) he's hot sometimes. like. once a year or something.
3. what is your favourite rock/mineral. also, what is your birth stone?
my birth stone is peridot! and idk my favorite kind of rock is. . . . .. . . .. punk rock. . . HAHAHAHAH GET IT.
4. what fanfic is your guilty pleasure?
that one pigeon kaisoo fic (jk it's gemini. .. .. fUCK I NEED TO READ THE UPDATE....... also kitten by the same author)
5. ihop, waffle house, or denny’s? if you don’t have any of those, then why the fuck not??
fuckin american what the hell are you talking about
6. how do you feel about watersports? would you let your bias pee on you??
im really not into that but i mean if you feel like playing with fluids made of what your body rejects then go have fun. and would i let my bias pee on me, it depends where, and who. and how drunk and in love i am cause woW haHAHA! !! ! ! : )
7. would YOU lick nutella out of your bias’ asshole??? because i definitely would.
.... i don't enjoy nutella or buttholes enough for that no thank you
8. what’s your favourite song on the radio right now? or, alternatively, TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
i dont understand your question my english sucks it's getting late. i really don't listen much to the radio right now but i really like passenger's let it go
9. if you could be bffs with any member from exo, who would it be and why?
either kyungsoo or jongin or tao. like, kyungsoo just seems fun to hang out with and he's not full of bullshit, jongin is just so sweet and passioante and playful idk he looks nice, and tao is just so inspiring and stuff and sweet and sensitive it's very admirable so yeah.
10. post three lines of one of your works in progress, whether current or abandoned. if you aren’t writing anything right now, then write a three-sentence story about your otp.
Sehun stands up and Kris almost falls off his chair in surprise. He yelps in horror when Sehun bends in front of him, ass in front of Kris' face, and proceeds to show him how to use said sex toy with a very detailed explanation.
"I KNOW HOW A DILDO WORKS," Kris yells, cheeks reddening as Sehun starts moaning.
11. what is the answer to the universe?
42
hYPERVENTILATES IM DONE!!!!!!!!!!! im too tired to come up with people to tag rn so i will think about it and might post it later on wowie!!!!
Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make eleven new ones.
Tag eleven people and link them to your post.
Let them know you tagged them.
Questions:
1. what was your first exo otp and why?
sekai and idk cause they're hot lmao (funny enough, still an otp)
2. list three positive things about your least favourite exo member.
he is SOOO sweet/polite, he's an excellent dancer, he has an adorable dimple
3. what is your favourite rock/mineral. also, what is your birth stone
diamond, aquamarine
4. what fanfic is your guilty pleasure?
2 chinese boys 1 giant gulp
5. ihop, waffle house, or denny’s? if you don’t have any of those, then why the fuck not??
ihop
6. how do you feel about watersports? would you let your bias pee on you??
anyone who knows me knows my dream is for baekhyun to pee on me.........for real
7. would YOU lick nutella out of your bias’ asshole??? because i definitely would.
i don't like nutella
8. what’s your favourite song on the radio right now? or, alternatively, TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
talk dirty
9. if you could be bffs with any member from exo, who would it be and why?
CHEN he just idk seems like a really chill dude and a fun friend
10. post three lines of one of your works in progress, whether current or abandoned. if you aren’t writing anything right now, then write a three-sentence story about your otp.
“What the fuck?” comes a female voice from across the room. Kyungsoo’s jaw hangs wide open. He watches in horror as Baekhyun emerges from the blankets of their bed with a look of shock as a girl he doesn’t recognize scrambles to wrap sheets around herself.
Upon my 5,000th re-watch of this, I knew Krisyeol was the perfect ship for me.
• my thoughts:
First of all, krisyeol is one of the most attractive combinations my eyeballs have had the pleasure to behold. Twin handsomes.
But beyond aesthetics, krisyeol happen to be one of the most endearing EXO ships I’ve ever had. They clearly adore each other it’s so gross.
THEY ARE SUCH BROS THOUGH.
They also seem to take turns either embarrassing each other or being embarrassments in general. Sighs.
Plus, I love when they do mini-collabs like these.
Oh and one of my personal favorite krisyeol moments was when they were in Hong Kong and Kris was bargaining in Cantonese for a toy and Chanyeol’s just standing there for moral support like yeah baby you get those discounts that’s my man. (1 2 3 4 5 6)
• What makes me happy about them:
Everything above makes me SO HAPPY.
Also, they have a 100K+note gifset of them circulating around on tumblr so that’s pretty cool.
• What makes me sad about them:
Krisyeol only brings me joy this question is irrelevant
• things done in art/fic that annoys me:
Can’t think of anything!
• things I look for in art/fic:
Krisyeol is one of those ships I love but don’t really read fic for. However, the two that I’ve read were really good!
• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
For Chanyeol: Baekhyun, Kyungsoo, Sehun, Luhan, and Jongdae
For Kris: Kyungsoo, Luhan, Yixing, Tao
• My happily ever after for them:
Birds of a feather flock together so please be together forever
