#chxrishyourlife

[llethiferous-blog]

“Remember. DON’T kill anyone. …I can’t believe this is a REAL thing I have to remind you.” - chxrishyourlife

“You say that like I’m going around just murdering for sport or something…”

“You know that’s not what I do, don’t you?”  Not on the clock, of course.

[castiigator]

x @chxrishyourlife

  “ –I’ll have a word with our 14-month-old, then, shall I?”

“You’re going to get nothing but glowing reviews.  I put up everything dangerous and I managed to make lunch without either of us crying so...”

“I’ve got this parenting thing down, Jill.”

[britstevensxn]

( chxrishyourlife ) 

               ‘ I’m not here to get A N G R Y && stomp my feet at                   you, Jill. ‘

[alisongxrdxn]

( chxrishyourlife )

“miss tuck,” she said softly as she looked up to her. “i’m not sure if you know who i am,” she said, almost as a whisper as she looked to the woman.