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“That sounds like an incredibly boring task, William.”
“That’s probably because it is. Absolutely the worst.”
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“That sounds like an incredibly boring task, William.”
“That’s probably because it is. Absolutely the worst.”
‘The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess’ sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
“Can you at least promise me this? Just come home safely.”
“If there is anything you desire, then I shall desire it, too.”
“What? Say something! Am I so beautiful you’ve no words left?”
“I want you to do me a favor. I can’t give you the details now, but it will be easy.”
“You heard me! So get out of here!”
“Welcome to my castle.”
“So, this is the one for whom you were searching…”
“Ha. Such conceit.”
“I follow the strongest side!… That is all I have ever known.”
“I want to thank you for being so kind to someone like me… Someone you don’t even know.”
“Sorry, but as romantic as this is, I’m not going to stay here with you, I’m getting out!”
“…You were imprisoned? I am sorry.”
“This village is full of idiots.”
“We can’t just let this goat eat the letter!”
“Do you ever feel a strange sadness as dusk falls?”
“To defy the gods with such petty magic, only to be cast aside… How very pathetic.”
“It’s such a nice melody…”
“Ewww… That wasn’t good for my appetite…”
“Your heart and mine were as one, however briefly.”
“The howls of the beasts… they’ve faded into silence.”
“An impressive-looking blade… but nothing more.”
“Those who do not know the danger of wielding power will, before long, be ruled by it… never forget that.”
“So, you’re not absolutely stupid after all!”
“Yes… This feels so familiar…”
“Oh, but listen to me blather on! I have a favor to ask.”
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) Sentence Starters
“Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of…Am I on speakerphone?”
“Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. “
“These fucking zombies.”
“Yeah, uh, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?”
“Truth or dare?”
“I am never gonna see a merman.”
“Pop Tarts? Did you say you have Pop Tarts?”
“We are not who we are.”
“Oh my god. I’m on a reality TV show.“
“They’re like something from a nightmare.”
“There is a greater good, and for that you must be sacrificed.”
“An army of nightmares, huh?”
“Let’s get this party started.”
“No matter what happens, we have to stay together.”
“We should split up. We can cover more ground that way.”
“You knuckleheads!“
“Turn the fucking music off!”
“Cutting the flesh makes him have a husband’s bulge.”
“We offer in humility and fear, for the blessed peace of your eternal slumber.”
“I’m so sorry I almost shot you.”
“I’m sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.”
H O R R O R . P R O M P T S
“I just got back from the cemetery.”
“I swear I just saw someone… or something looking in my window.”
“I know I closed the damn closet door, but it keeps opening! Please tell me this is just some kind of joke you keep pulling.”
“What’s behind you in these pictures…?”
“Apparently like 20 years ago, some girl slaughtered her family in the basement.”
“I think there’s something about this house that you’re not telling me.”
“I keep hearing noises coming from the attic…”
“I know what I saw, and whatever is in the basement… it’s not human!”
“I didn’t have time to see what it was! I just got the hell out of there!”
“Whose grave were you bringing flowers to…?”
“The electricity guy said there was absolutely nothing wrong – and yet, the lights always flicker on at 2am. Explain that to me?”
“Why don’t you spend the night in that house ‘alone’, then try to convince me that you don’t believe in ghosts.”
“Y-you don’t understand, he didn’t have a face!”
“I had a dream that I killed you.”
“Ah, yes… the room you’re staying in. It’s a paranormal hot spot, apparently.”
“I keep hearing whispers at night… I-I can’t sleep!”
“There was something else in there with me, I’m not going back to that house.”
“Come on, it’s just an urban legend…”
“Are you trying to tell me I’ve been sleeping in a dead girl’s room!?”
"I keep getting the feeling that someone is following me.”
“Don’t panic… but I think there’s someone else in the house.”
“I can still feel her/his ghost, and it’s killing me…”
“There’s something growling in the basement… could you, uh… check it out for me?”
“Can you just… can you please check the closet?”
“P-please… put the knife down.”
“I bought this haunted ring on eBay!”
“No, no, no – run!”
"I didn’t forward one of those freaky chain letters and now I keep hearing the laughter of children coming from my hallways at night.”
“The dead are all around us…”
“She’s dead! She’s dead and yet I keep seeing her, everywhere!”
“There’s something breathing under the bed…”
"You can’t tell me you don’t believe in ghosts after all we’ve been through.”
“I saw something I wasn’t supposed to see, something… that wasn’t supposed to be here.”
“Maybe an exorcism is in order…?”
“I woke up, and it was j-just… staring at me.”
“He was there, then like a second later he literally vanished! I saw it happen!”
“I like the ghosts here… they keep me company.”
"You can’t honestly tell me you’re in love with a dead girl.”
“Wasn’t someone murdered in this house? Why are we here?”
“If dying means being with him/her, kill me. I’d be happier that way.”
“Ghosts aren’t real. You need help.”
“…what do you mean we didn’t talk last night? You came over, you were here.”
“You saw something you weren’t supposed to see. And now… now you know what has to be done.”
“I’m pretty sure my toaster’s haunted.”
"What’s wrong with you? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
“Don’t! Don’t you dare open that door!”
“I visited his/her grave for the first time today…”
“Something terrible happened here, didn’t it?”
“Wh-why do you have a knife…?”
"You’re all bloody, what happened!?”
“You know that book from The Evil Dead? Yeah, well… I’m pretty sure we found something pretty damn similar to it.”
“You’re bleeding…”
“How can you not see it…? I’m dead! I’ve been dead for years!”
“I’ve always wanted to see you choking on your own blood.”
“I’m sorry, I’m busy Friday with the… funeral and all.”
“I’ll never forget the sound of his screaming.”
“From the looks of it, the afterlife is a lot more fun than this.”
"Legend has it that you can still hear her crying for her lover in the dead of night.”
“I want to be dead, too.”
“Well don’t you look lovely, all covered in blood.”
"Whoa – wait! Please don’t go down there… let’s just get out of here, please?”
“You played with a Ouija board!?”
“Me and some friends played with a Ouija board the other night… and things have been a little strange since then.”
“There’s so much negative energy in this house… do you know if someone died here?”
“You’re always hanging out in cemeteries… and yeah, it’s kinda creepy.”
"They just don’t believe like they used to…”
“I will haunt you until the end of time.”
Mason sighed, knowing exactly who William was talking about. “I highly doubt John would fuck himself over just to fuck you over William. Us being late affects him negatively too.”
“You don’t know John Kramer like I know John Kramer.” Nobody did. “A thousand years of babysitting him might give you a different idea of exactly how long he can hold a grudge.” And just how willing he was to sacrifice his own time and comfort to make someone else’s week hell.
“If this thing takes much longer, I’m going to carry both of us there. I don’t have time for this today - I really don’t.”
90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face
Artemisia is wearing a pant-suit. She’s carrying a gun but it cannot be seen through her jacket since she wears it unbuttoned and her gun is behind her pants’ hem, leaning against her smaller back. After she walks into the floor she needs to get onto [she never uses elevators unless she’s forced to] Artemisia shows her Pass to the nurse and walks straight to the room she needs to be. After opening the door she takes everything that’s inside with her eyes and then walks inside closing the door behind her.
“Mister Easton, how are you today?”
Artemisia asks nonchalantly while she looks around for a chair and finds it. She walks to it.
He’d been told half a dozen times at least he’d have a visitor soon, but still Artemisia’s arrival surprised him - not that his half lidded, drug-dulled eyes or his vacant expression would have shown it. Bandages wrapped broken hands and covered burns up his neck and along his jaw, a lone dressing beneath a baggy gown hiding a long surgical scar on his side.
A hiss of an exhalation seeped from between clenched teeth as Easton shifted, a hand moving to almost protectively rest atop where he’d previously had a key embedded in his abdomen. He gave a weak shrug.
“Drugged up,” he answered. A brief moment of looking the other over and he ducked his head, free hand reaching up to rub at his temples with a thumb and middle finger. “I’m sorry, I- if we’ve met I can’t recall. Everything’s been a blur.”
With a sigh, William again straightened up, barely fighting back a flinch as a jolt of pain radiated from his right hip.
“Who...are you?”
{ x | @bloody-halfling-bastard }
“I don’t think yelling at it will fix it William…”
“You have not seen yelling yet.” The man checked the time, shaking his head. He knew Kramer couldn’t have caused this, but he just had to get those damn tickets...
“I swear to god he manages to fuck me over every single time I agree to help him out like this.”
{ x | @dxnlon }
“Seems to be a lot of that going around at the moment. It’s nothing I haven’t been getting used to.”
“If you need anything, you know how to get in contact. I don’t tend to wander.” Not as often as his brethren did, that was for sure.
“Call anytime, Dr. Denlon.”
“Remember. DON’T kill anyone. …I can’t believe this is a REAL thing I have to remind you.” - chxrishyourlife
“You say that like I’m going around just murdering for sport or something…”
“You know that’s not what I do, don’t you?” Not on the clock, of course.
“…Why are you still here? Are you trying to keep me company?”
“If that’s what you’d like then yes.”
“If not, I’m just here to file cases away.”
"You're kinda weird? So am I."
“Well…welcome to the family, then.”
“I wouldn’t test your luck with anyone upstairs, but everyone down here is like me.” To some degree, at least.
"Didn’t you see the warning?"
“If I had, do you think this would be happening right now?”
“Not everything can be resolved by being nice.” - dxnlon
“Had to learn that the hard way, did you?”
“I’m sorry.”
[i just watched saw 6 again && im feeling v William so like for a starter, hmu via inbox or IM if u wanna plot, or throw some memes at me, my dudes!!]
Ghost Adventures Starters
"Come fight me in the dark!"
"Little kids shouldn't growl!"
"Why is it me? Because I'm the one talking all the shit."
"I'm sorry. I'm not taunting you, I'm just talking. Talking loudly."
"Heights, snakes, and crazy-looking dolls. Those are on my top three 'I-don't-like' list."
"I'm serious, if you hear me yelling or something, something bad probably happened. Come quick."
"It smells like death in here, what's wrong with you?"
"Was this spirit screwing with us?"
"You have reached your final destination; Hell."
"Did you just touch my thigh?"
"OH MY GOD."
"Was there a fucking earthquake?"
"I heard there's some gnarly entities in here."
"Why do you feel the need to scare children?"
"Why are you making my stomach feel pain?"
"I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to a spirit as a butthead before."
"You're kinda weird? So am I."
"This right here is where a person would go crazy."
"Enough with the double entendres, dude!"
*unexplained loud noises*
"I don't know what 1-D means."
"You wanted us; you got us."
"Now I'm really starting to feel like we are in, like, a Dracula movie."
"That's not a good thing, honestly."
"Quit being a pansy - I think you're a joke!"
"I wanna make him so mad he gets the biggest rocks he can find and throws them at our heads."
"...She didn't ever castrate anyone, did she?"
"So step up!"
BLOODBORNE SENTENCE STARTERS ( CHANGE PRONOUNS / TENSE ETC AS NECESSARY )
You’re a beast hunter, aren’t you?
We are hunters, the both of us.
Well, that’s most unfortunate.
If you have a change of heart, you know where to come.
There must be oodles for us to share.
May the good blood guide your way.
Good to see you safe.
There’s something I want to tell you.
There must be some safe place to run off to?
Around here, you are the only one I can turn to.
You understand, don’t you?
I knew you’d come back for more.
Whatever happens, you may think it all a bad dream.
Didn’t you see the warning?
How did you get in here?
You have the whole night to dream. Make the best of it.
I have nothing more to offer.
This night is long, but morning always comes.
Remember yourself. You are not a beast.
Isn’t it time someone put you out of your misery?
May you find your worth in the waking world.
Do the Gods love their creations?
Would you ever think to love me?
I do love you. Isn’t that how you’ve made me?
What a mess you’ve been caught up in.
Prepare yourself for the worst.
My glory days were long ago now.
The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me.
It’s enough to make a man sick.
It will be a long hunt tonight.
You needn’t concern yourself with me.
I can wait. I won’t be afraid.
I’ve much better ways to pass the time.
Don’t you have work to do? Go slit some throats.
Do you think I owe you something?
Don’t you come near me! I know your type.
What, you think I’m a beast?
He’s not to be trusted.
Not even death offers solace.
Have mercy on the poor bastard.
Throw yourself to the wolves.
My god is lost to me, so I must find another.
On a night like this… I took you for a monster.
Thank the stars you’re fairly normal.
This whole place is falling apart.
Do you hear the graveyard murmurs?