â || @faerietanith
âThat sounds like an incredibly boring task, William.â
âThatâs probably because it is.  Absolutely the worst.â

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â || @faerietanith
âThat sounds like an incredibly boring task, William.â
âThatâs probably because it is.  Absolutely the worst.â
âThe Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princessâ sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
âCan you at least promise me this? Just come home safely.â
âIf there is anything you desire, then I shall desire it, too.â
âWhat? Say something! Am I so beautiful youâve no words left?â
âI want you to do me a favor. I canât give you the details now, but it will be easy.â
âYou heard me! So get out of here!â
âWelcome to my castle.â
âSo, this is the one for whom you were searchingâŠâ
âHa. Such conceit.â
âI follow the strongest side!⊠That is all I have ever known.â
âI want to thank you for being so kind to someone like me⊠Someone you donât even know.â
âSorry, but as romantic as this is, Iâm not going to stay here with you, Iâm getting out!â
ââŠYou were imprisoned? I am sorry.â
âThis village is full of idiots.â
âWe canât just let this goat eat the letter!â
âDo you ever feel a strange sadness as dusk falls?â
âTo defy the gods with such petty magic, only to be cast aside⊠How very pathetic.â
âItâs such a nice melodyâŠâ
âEwww⊠That wasnât good for my appetiteâŠâ
âYour heart and mine were as one, however briefly.â
âThe howls of the beasts⊠theyâve faded into silence.â
âAn impressive-looking blade⊠but nothing more.â
âThose who do not know the danger of wielding power will, before long, be ruled by it⊠never forget that.â
âSo, youâre not absolutely stupid after all!â
âYes⊠This feels so familiarâŠâ
âOh, but listen to me blather on! I have a favor to ask.â
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) Sentence Starters
âCleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson ofâŠAm I on speakerphone?âÂ
âStatistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. â
âThese fucking zombies.â
âYeah, uh, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?â
âTruth or dare?â
âI am never gonna see a merman.â
âPop Tarts? Did you say you have Pop Tarts?â
âWe are not who we are.â
âOh my god. Iâm on a reality TV show.â
âTheyâre like something from a nightmare.â
âThere is a greater good, and for that you must be sacrificed.âÂ
âAn army of nightmares, huh?â
âLetâs get this party started.â
âNo matter what happens, we have to stay together.â
âWe should split up. We can cover more ground that way.â
âYou knuckleheads!â
âTurn the fucking music off!â
âCutting the flesh makes him have a husbandâs bulge.â
âWe offer in humility and fear, for the blessed peace of your eternal slumber.â
âIâm so sorry I almost shot you.â
âIâm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.â
H O R R O R . P R O M P T S
âI just got back from the cemetery.â
âI swear I just saw someone⊠or something looking in my window.â
âI know I closed the damn closet door, but it keeps opening! Please tell me this is just some kind of joke you keep pulling.â
âWhatâs behind you in these picturesâŠ?â
âApparently like 20 years ago, some girl slaughtered her family in the basement.â
âI think thereâs something about this house that youâre not telling me.â
âI keep hearing noises coming from the atticâŠâ
âI know what I saw, and whatever is in the basement⊠itâs not human!â
âI didnât have time to see what it was! I just got the hell out of there!â
âWhose grave were you bringing flowers toâŠ?â
âThe electricity guy said there was absolutely nothing wrong â and yet, the lights always flicker on at 2am. Explain that to me?â
âWhy donât you spend the night in that house âaloneâ, then try to convince me that you donât believe in ghosts.â
âY-you donât understand, he didnât have a face!â
âI had a dream that I killed you.â
âAh, yes⊠the room youâre staying in. Itâs a paranormal hot spot, apparently.â
âI keep hearing whispers at night⊠I-I canât sleep!â
âThere was something else in there with me, Iâm not going back to that house.â
âCome on, itâs just an urban legendâŠâ
âAre you trying to tell me Iâve been sleeping in a dead girlâs room!?â
"I keep getting the feeling that someone is following me.â
âDonât panic⊠but I think thereâs someone else in the house.â
âI can still feel her/his ghost, and itâs killing meâŠâ
âThereâs something growling in the basement⊠could you, uh⊠check it out for me?â
âCan you just⊠can you please check the closet?â
âP-please⊠put the knife down.â
âI bought this haunted ring on eBay!â
âNo, no, no â run!â
"I didnât forward one of those freaky chain letters and now I keep hearing the laughter of children coming from my hallways at night.â
âThe dead are all around usâŠâ
âSheâs dead! Sheâs dead and yet I keep seeing her, everywhere!â
âThereâs something breathing under the bedâŠâ
"You canât tell me you donât believe in ghosts after all weâve been through.â
âI saw something I wasnât supposed to see, something⊠that wasnât supposed to be here.â
âMaybe an exorcism is in orderâŠ?â
âI woke up, and it was j-just⊠staring at me.â
âHe was there, then like a second later he literally vanished! I saw it happen!â
âI like the ghosts here⊠they keep me company.â
"You canât honestly tell me youâre in love with a dead girl.â
âWasnât someone murdered in this house? Why are we here?â
âIf dying means being with him/her, kill me. Iâd be happier that way.â
âGhosts arenât real. You need help.â
ââŠwhat do you mean we didnât talk last night? You came over, you were here.â
âYou saw something you werenât supposed to see. And now⊠now you know what has to be done.â
âIâm pretty sure my toasterâs haunted.â
"Whatâs wrong with you? You look like youâve seen a ghost.â
âDonât! Donât you dare open that door!â
âI visited his/her grave for the first time todayâŠâ
âSomething terrible happened here, didnât it?â
âWh-why do you have a knifeâŠ?â
"Youâre all bloody, what happened!?â
âYou know that book from The Evil Dead? Yeah, well⊠Iâm pretty sure we found something pretty damn similar to it.â
âYouâre bleedingâŠâ
âHow can you not see itâŠ? Iâm dead! Iâve been dead for years!â
âIâve always wanted to see you choking on your own blood.â
âIâm sorry, Iâm busy Friday with the⊠funeral and all.â
âIâll never forget the sound of his screaming.â
âFrom the looks of it, the afterlife is a lot more fun than this.â
"Legend has it that you can still hear her crying for her lover in the dead of night.â
âI want to be dead, too.â
âWell donât you look lovely, all covered in blood.â
"Whoa â wait! Please donât go down there⊠letâs just get out of here, please?â
âYou played with a Ouija board!?â
âMe and some friends played with a Ouija board the other night⊠and things have been a little strange since then.â
âThereâs so much negative energy in this house⊠do you know if someone died here?â
âYouâre always hanging out in cemeteries⊠and yeah, itâs kinda creepy.â
"They just donât believe like they used toâŠâ
âI will haunt you until the end of time.â
Mason sighed, knowing exactly who William was talking about. âI highly doubt John would fuck himself over just to fuck you over William. Us being late affects him negatively too.âÂ
âYou donât know John Kramer like I know John Kramer.â Â Nobody did. Â âA thousand years of babysitting him might give you a different idea of exactly how long he can hold a grudge.â Â And just how willing he was to sacrifice his own time and comfort to make someone elseâs week hell.
âIf this thing takes much longer, Iâm going to carry both of us there.  I donât have time for this today - I really donât.â
90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face
Artemisia is wearing a pant-suit. Sheâs carrying a gun but it cannot be seen through her jacket since she wears it unbuttoned and her gun is behind her pantsâ hem, leaning against her smaller back. After she walks into the floor she needs to get onto [she never uses elevators unless sheâs forced to] Artemisia shows her Pass to the nurse and walks straight to the room she needs to be. After opening the door she takes everything thatâs inside with her eyes and then walks inside closing the door behind her.
âMister Easton, how are you today?â
Artemisia asks nonchalantly while she looks around for a chair and finds it. She walks to it.
Heâd been told half a dozen times at least heâd have a visitor soon, but still Artemisiaâs arrival surprised him - not that his half lidded, drug-dulled eyes or his vacant expression would have shown it. Â Bandages wrapped broken hands and covered burns up his neck and along his jaw, a lone dressing beneath a baggy gown hiding a long surgical scar on his side. Â
A hiss of an exhalation seeped from between clenched teeth as Easton shifted, a hand moving to almost protectively rest atop where heâd previously had a key embedded in his abdomen. Â He gave a weak shrug.
âDrugged up,â he answered. Â A brief moment of looking the other over and he ducked his head, free hand reaching up to rub at his temples with a thumb and middle finger. Â âIâm sorry, I- if weâve met I canât recall. Â Everythingâs been a blur.â
With a sigh, William again straightened up, barely fighting back a flinch as a jolt of pain radiated from his right hip.
âWho...are you?â
{ x | @bloody-halfling-bastard }
âI donât think yelling at it will fix it WilliamâŠâ
âYou have not seen yelling yet.â  The man checked the time, shaking his head.  He knew Kramer couldnât have caused this, but he just had to get those damn tickets...
âI swear to god he manages to fuck me over every single time I agree to help him out like this.â
{ x | @dxnlon }
âSeems to be a lot of that going around at the moment. Itâs nothing I havenât been getting used to.â
âIf you need anything, you know how to get in contact. Â I donât tend to wander.â Â Not as often as his brethren did, that was for sure.
âCall anytime, Dr. Denlon.â
âRemember. DONâT kill anyone. âŠI canât believe this is a REAL thing I have to remind you.â - chxrishyourlife
âYou say that like Iâm going around just murdering for sport or somethingâŠâ
âYou know thatâs not what I do, donât you?â  Not on the clock, of course.
ââŠWhy are you still here? Are you trying to keep me company?â
âIf thatâs what youâd like then yes.â
âIf not, Iâm just here to file cases away.â
"You're kinda weird? So am I."
âWellâŠwelcome to the family, then.â
âI wouldnât test your luck with anyone upstairs, but everyone down here is like me.â  To some degree, at least.
"Didnât you see the warning?"
âIf I had, do you think this would be happening right now?â
âNot everything can be resolved by being nice.â - dxnlon
âHad to learn that the hard way, did you?â
âIâm sorry.â
[i just watched saw 6 again && im feeling v William so like for a starter, hmu via inbox or IM if u wanna plot, or throw some memes at me, my dudes!!]
Ghost Adventures Starters
"Come fight me in the dark!"
"Little kids shouldn't growl!"
"Why is it me? Because I'm the one talking all the shit."
"I'm sorry. I'm not taunting you, I'm just talking. Talking loudly."
"Heights, snakes, and crazy-looking dolls. Those are on my top three 'I-don't-like' list."
"I'm serious, if you hear me yelling or something, something bad probably happened. Come quick."
"It smells like death in here, what's wrong with you?"
"Was this spirit screwing with us?"
"You have reached your final destination; Hell."
"Did you just touch my thigh?"
"OH MY GOD."
"Was there a fucking earthquake?"
"I heard there's some gnarly entities in here."
"Why do you feel the need to scare children?"
"Why are you making my stomach feel pain?"
"I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to a spirit as a butthead before."
"You're kinda weird? So am I."
"This right here is where a person would go crazy."
"Enough with the double entendres, dude!"
*unexplained loud noises*
"I don't know what 1-D means."
"You wanted us; you got us."
"Now I'm really starting to feel like we are in, like, a Dracula movie."
"That's not a good thing, honestly."
"Quit being a pansy - I think you're a joke!"
"I wanna make him so mad he gets the biggest rocks he can find and throws them at our heads."
"...She didn't ever castrate anyone, did she?"
"So step up!"
BLOODBORNE SENTENCE STARTERS ( CHANGE PRONOUNS / TENSE ETC AS NECESSARY )
Youâre a beast hunter, arenât you?
We are hunters, the both of us.
Well, thatâs most unfortunate.
If you have a change of heart, you know where to come.
There must be oodles for us to share.
May the good blood guide your way.
Good to see you safe.
Thereâs something I want to tell you.
There must be some safe place to run off to?
Around here, you are the only one I can turn to.
You understand, donât you?
I knew youâd come back for more.
Whatever happens, you may think it all a bad dream.
Didnât you see the warning?
How did you get in here?
You have the whole night to dream. Make the best of it.
I have nothing more to offer.
This night is long, but morning always comes.
Remember yourself. You are not a beast.
Isnât it time someone put you out of your misery?
May you find your worth in the waking world.
Do the Gods love their creations?
Would you ever think to love me?
I do love you. Isnât that how youâve made me?
What a mess youâve been caught up in.
Prepare yourself for the worst.
My glory days were long ago now.
The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me.
Itâs enough to make a man sick.
It will be a long hunt tonight.
You neednât concern yourself with me.
I can wait. I wonât be afraid.
Iâve much better ways to pass the time.
Donât you have work to do? Go slit some throats.
Do you think I owe you something?
Donât you come near me! I know your type.
What, you think Iâm a beast?
Heâs not to be trusted.
Not even death offers solace.
Have mercy on the poor bastard.
Throw yourself to the wolves.
My god is lost to me, so I must find another.
On a night like this⊠I took you for a monster.
Thank the stars youâre fairly normal.
This whole place is falling apart.
Do you hear the graveyard murmurs?