Presents and Accounted for
December 4th. End of the year, close to Christmas, and usually just a low point in the year. Everyone’s either still groggy from thanks giving, or just bored from having done nothing for a few months. Ah yes, December 4th. My birthday. Rose thought to herself as she laid in bed 5:00 AM. She had just woken up to light streaming through a frost covered window, snow falling just beyond the chilled glass pane that kept her room warm and comfortable. Yes, today was her birthday. Nothing special really, but for Rose it was quite uncomfortable. It was the first birthday she had spent away from family, the first birthday where she wasn’t woken up by Roxy and her mom bursting into her room with a three layered cake that they had been up all night making. The first birthday where Rose didn’t wake up in her bed at home, with the sounds of her families multitudes of cats meowing throughout the house. Not the first birthday spent without father. No Rose never really got to know her father, he had left soon after Rose was born and had never made any efforts to contact the Lalonde family afterwards. She had never told Roxy or Mother this, but Rose had sort of always blamed herself for her fathers absence. She saw how much it had effected Roxy whenever he was mentioned, and Roxy had told her how much she missed him. Rose wished she could make the same connection to her father, but sadly that would be nearly impossible with how things in her life had been going so far.
That same very guilt was eating as Rose’s soul as she remained under her thick purple sheets the morning of her twentieth birthday. I know today is a time for celebration, but its just not that same without someone here by my side. Rose thought to herself as she finally pulled herself out of bed, her silver hair tangled and messy as she yawned and stretched. Flicking on one of her bed side lamps, Rose headed straight out in the living room. She couldn’t have a bag of tea, no she still had yet to buy more packets after Cronus sullied every last one of her tea bags. She didn’t know what to do with herself this morning, but as she headed towards the bathroom to take her morning shower, she noticed a pile of brightly colored packages near the front door, each once unique in its own way. Rose decided that to pick her mood up she would investigate the pile of totally not birthday gifts before she took her shower.
The first one she moved to was wrapped in a bright orange, metallic wrapping paper that was wrapped so perfectly it didn’t look that any human hands could have wrapped it. She almost felt guilty as she unwrapped it carefully. It was a first edition copy of the dungeons and dragons handbook, with a sticker on the cover. It was one of those stickers typically used on Christmas gifts that parents would write “From Santa” on to help their children with the illusion of the jolly man in the silken red suit that represented anything and everything that was Christmas. This particular tag however simply had ‘From Dirk Strider, to Rose Lalonde. Enjoy’ written on it in orange sharpie. She smiled, happy that Dirk had thought of her and guessing that he had gotten her birth date from Roxy. She opened it to look through it, wondering just why he had sent her a first edition copy. She wouldn't have been surprised if Dave had told him about the time when Rose showed up to a DnD meeting in full costume with her cat. But as she flipped through the pages further and further in the book, she discovered just what the elder of the Strider brother’s intentions were. Well played Dirk, well played. Rose through as she read through all of the additions that had been made. Next to a passage about demons and their abilities, Dirk had added “Original concept, do not steal.” The entire book was filled with comments like that, turning the entire instructional text into pure satire that Rose found absolutely hilarious. She would have to thank him for such a great gift next time she saw him.
Rose moved onto the next preset, wrapped in a simple purple wrapping paper, with a white spider web design on it. Now there was no need to wonder who that was from, Roes knew that iconic pattern only belonged to one person in the whole school: Asipha Serket. It was kind of her to send Rose a gift, though Rose believed that Miss Serket really didn’t need to send her a gift. Rose still smiled warmly as she unwrapped the gift as carefully as she had unwrapped Dirks. Inside was a small card, apparently home made, with the same design on it as the paper that had previously wrapped the gift. She opened the card and read the message that Asipha had written inside, in her wonderful handwriting.
“Rose:
Happy Birthday! I figured I’d send you a gift for your birthday, and I had the perfect idea. I know how you love the occult, and how much you enjoy writing so I have sent you a journal to write what ever you want in. I do love your writing, and I wish you luck in your future endeavors in writing.
-Asipha ‘Mindfang’ Serket”
Rose smiled as she ready the short and sweet message, looking at the journal that Asipha had mentioned. It had a black leather bound cover, with a lock strap and a white tree design on the front. Rose unlocked the journal and loosened the strap, opening the journal and looking at the hundreds of blank pages. There was so much room to work, so many potential works of fantasy that could be woven on the thin white pages. This was a great gift, and Rose would be sure to return the favor somehow.
Another gift lay in the pile, this was was almost flat, and could just fit in Roses hand if she grabbed it by its sides. It was wrapped in what looked like some old news paper and tapped together like it had been wrapped up last minute and just tossed in the pile. Who the hell sent he this gift? She opened it up and looked inside to find a small disk in a white plastic case with “Cronus’s Mixtape” scribbled on the front in black sharpie. Oh god, should have known this would have been his. I guess i could get some use out of it, I could anonymously send it to Dave as a prank. Rose said, setting the case down on the ground behind her.
The next gift was certainly bigger than the others, mostly in height. Rose examined the box before opening it. It was wrapped in a dull, yet somehow eye catching, red paper and sealed with a black ribbon that had a tag hanging off of it. The tag read “To Rose” and nothing more. As Rose opened the box, she found that it contained another box. On top of that box was a copy of the bible and a black shirt that said ‘Jesus Loves Me” in plain white text, that almost looked like it was written in Comic Sans. Haha, very funny. Now let’s see whats below this. Rose said as she moved the shirt and bible out of the way to move onto the much larger part of the gift. The box below it was some what heavy, but nothing Rose couldn’t handle. Upon opening it, Rose say the head of a dear- A doe with three eyes to be specific. No it wasn’t a severed head, it was taxidermy, and quite good taxidermy at that. Ah, so this is from Dave then. Along with Dirk, the Strider brothers never fail to amuse me. Rose thought as she placed the head back in the box and slid it behind her with the rest of the gifts.
The final gift as a simple sheet of paper with Meenah’s iconic handwriting on it. It was a simple note that stated that Meenah would give Rose a free gene mod if she ever wanted one. This sent a flurry of ideas into Roses head. She had always wanted to get a gene mod, but she never found the time to get one, or find out what she would get. She didn’t wan’t glowing freckles, she already knew a few people with those and it wouldn’t feel very original. Glowing hair was sort of unique, but that would get rather annoying when it came to getting sleep. The only thing that came to mind was a Nano-Tattoo, but that raised the question of what design she would get. She stored all these thoughts for later as she placed the paper behind her with the pile of gifts. There, all of them had been sorted through.
Before Rose had a chance to get into the shower like planned, someone knocked on the door. Strange, nobody is usually up this early. Even if they were, what would be the point in visiting someone else at 5:40 in the morning? She sighed, wishing she at least had time to comb her messy hair, but went to the door anyways. Without a second thought, Rose opened the door and said “Yeah, what do you want?” before even processing who was at the door. She didn’t mean to sound so snappy, but she wouldn’t be surprised if whoever this visitor was took it that way.