#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman
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DM: Godric, you find that the helmet is in fact cursed. Anyone who puts on the helmet will transform to have the head of a hellhound.
Godric (fairy warlock): Until they take it off?
DM: No. Permanently. Do you share this knowledge with the party?
Godric: Nope. Hey guys, I think this helmet would look great on Kjell.
Godric (fairy warlock): I look through the papers on the desk.
DM: They’re in dwarven.
Godric: Ugh, this is some sort of gibberish.
DM: You can tell it’s dwarven script.
Godric: Ugh, this is some sort of gibberish.
Adam (playing Billie): Anyone with initiative over 20? No? Okay, 20 or under?
Marijn (playing Godric): 20.
Rhi (playing Hanako): 19.
Andy (playing Una): 22.
Adam: I asked for ‘over 20′ multiple times!
Andy: Well, I wasn’t listening.
DM: Unfortunately, it’s my turn. The last cultist reaches up into the miasma, stiffens, and dies. The smoke solidifies into the shape of Demogorgon and slowly descends to the altar.
Rhi (playing Hanako): The bad news is, we’re all about to die! The good news is, we won’t have to take responsibility for the mortal plane being destroyed.
Andy (playing Una): TPK. Total plane kill.
DM: I haven’t put it on the map because I’m not sure I want you to go there yet.
Rhi (playing Hanako): I’m not sure that’s up to you.
DM: But I can steer you toward time-sensitive quests.
Rhi: They said that in Skyrim too.
DM: What do bears dream of all winter?
Rhi (playing Hanako): -Twinks.
Andy (playing Una): -Twinks.
Both: Ayyyyyy.
Billie (gnome ardent): I look under the water.
DM: You see two things-
Billie: (hopefully) My legs?
DM: Neither of them are living.
Billie: Oh no, my legs!
Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): Okay, we go into the mine.
DM: There’s a sloping tunnel that ends in a door, Skyrim-style.
Billie (gnome ardent): I listen at the door.
DM: In dwarven, you hear: “Four sets of footsteps and some clanking. They’ve stopped outside the door. We should isolate the tank and block the artillery.”
Thaddeus: What?
DM: You didn’t make a single Stealth check.
