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Cinderella, holding a box of tampons: Were do these go?

Pocahontas: ...my vagin-

Cinderella: WITCH CUPBOARD!

Raya: Hey, what's up?

Pocahontas: The gas price, I guess.

Raya, laughing slightly: No, I meant like, what are you doing?

Pocahontas: Ah, okay.

Pocahontas: I'm doing Ella.

Raya: Jesus fuck, you guys-

Pocahontas: Ella completes me...

J. Rolfe: Excuse me??

Pocahontas: But you're great too.

J. Smith: We're your Princes!

Cinderella: But I'm her soulmate.

Pocahontas: Dealing with Ella is like dealing with a very strict mother... who I am confusingly attracted to.

Merida: So, like a MILF?

Cinderella: Why are there so many scratches on your back?

*flashback to Pocahontas cornering Meeko after Ella told her not to*

Pocahontas: I'm cheating on you.

Cinderella: WHY IS MY WALL FULL OF TINY HAND MARKS?

Pocahontas, whispering: Why is her wall full of tiny hand marks?

Tiger Lily, whispering back: Because my hands are tiny.

Pocahontas: Because her hands are tiny.

*Disney Princesses organized in teams*

Moana: Are you sad you're not with your girlfriend?

Pocahontas: Have you ever been in the same team with Ella?

Moana: No?

Mulan: Oh, honey...

Cinderella, yelling at Snow White and Aurora: FASTER, FASTER, FASTER! DO YOU NOT KNOW THE WORD? IT MEANS MORE FAST!

Pocahontas: I don't really like Europeans, but you're ok, I guess...

Cinderella:

Cinderella: I am your GIRLFRIEND!

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