#cipher's squawks

[carriecarriecatgirl]

[carriecarriecatgirl]

someone: are you stupid

me:

[carriecarriecatgirl]

tried making the insulindian phasmid in spore. be free my child

[carriecarriecatgirl]

u kno what they say ..... where theres Woman there's Yuri

[carriecarriecatgirl]

cuno, wavering: cunos fuck-pig likes the other pig the way cunos mom likes cunos dad, doesn't he?

[Composure: Impossible 18] Face your feelings and admit to it, if only to Cuno.

[Failed]

you: your mom likes your dad?

[carriecarriecatgirl]

WORN-OUT BINDER: A popular undergarment amongst a specific subset of people with a particular problem. It was originally tan, but time and use has faded it gray. It is two sizes too small.

-1 PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Hard to breathe.

-1 ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Aw, come on! Who doesn't like a man with tits?

+1 COMPOSURE: *You* don't -- at least on yourself, anyways.

[carriecarriecatgirl]

plasticman should be off-putting if u look at him 2 long. he should sit right in the uncanny valley. close to human but not quite. he should always be smooth, unblemished, visibly not skin. when he mimicks looking human, his proportions should be off slightly, but noticably. details should disappear and reappear at random. his number of fingers and toes should constantly shift. he does this partially to fuck with people and partially bc he straight up forgets

[carriecarriecatgirl]

when you're just trying to sell purple spice under the radar of the local empire but the followers of spode who you sell it to for top sporebucks lace your life support systems with hallucinogenic mold from a T2 planet while fixing up ship's hull and now you can't look to the right without seeing the captain of the fleet you got slaughtered by grox drones