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@ciphxring | X
“I mean... I guess you’re right, but it still doesn’t mean it ain’t embarrassin’ for ME to tell someone like you ‘Hey, you know this guy you don’t really like? We fuck! Yep, true story!’ Like, I ain’t about to fuckin’ do that, but looks like I’m not the only person here with no filter.”
ciphxring replied to your post: K' dont listen to cipher shes stinky and is mad at...
what THE FUCK
“Oh did I forget to mention I was boning Alex?”
“My bad.” His tone is the farthest thing from apologetic. And that smirk? Positively shit-eating. “Incidentally, that couch of his is veeery comfortable.”
ciphxring replied to your post: hey wanna buy an omelet for five dollars
“Not before I chop your stinky hands off so you won’t do that and pull your teeth out so you can’t eat it.”
“Damn, bitch, chill. It’s just an omelette.”
“Whatever. Just keep it, then. I bet it tastes like garbage and rat shit anyway.”
CRACK "SHIP" TIME: K' and Elliot/Cipher jfc (use the term ship very loosely here ofc)
{{[Talk! About! That! ……Ship?]
{{They probably lost a bet or something and that’s why they’re like this in the first place lmao.}}
who is more likely to hurt the other? Both are equally likely and nine times out of ten, it’s intentional. This relationship(????) is built on spite and the need to irritate the shit out of each other, calling it now.
who is emotionally stronger? They’re both really bad, lbr. K’ has the better façade/functions without breaking down as frequently, though.
who is physically stronger? K’, without question lol.
who is more likely to break a bone? K’ fights and gets into dangerous situations more, so probably him. Otherwise, they’re about equal.
who knows best what to say to upset the other? Both. Once they start figuring things out about each other, their jabs only get nastier and more accurate.
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Neither. Not vocally or so overtly, anyways. Kinda like: “here. Have a coffee or [insert food of choice].” So. With peace offerings, basically.
who treats who’s wounds more often? About equally likely? Or unlikely. K’ would treat more fork wounds and self-harm stuff in general than anything tbh, if Cipher lets him anywhere near her, and he’s like: “bih what le actual fucc.” He also does first aid on himself, by himself, more frequently. So Ciph might find him passed out in the bathroom with the (wonky and all-round shitty) stitching half done and be like: “????? Dude wtf we were talking normally not even ten minutes ago, how the frick frack paddy whack did you manage to hide that shit so well????” And then finishes it off for him. Not because she cares, …… really, but because she doesn’t want Alex dealing with some dead lanky fuk in the trailer’s bathroom.
who is in constant need of comfort? Both. Neither act on it tho. May sometimes attempt to offer awkward comfort if the other breaks down in tears.
who gets more jealous? Neither, I don’t think?
who’s most likely to walk out on the other? Both and at the first chance they get probably lmfao. 👋 Bye binch. Good riddance.
who will propose? Neither. Ciph jokingly did once while eating some ring-shaped food or another and K’ looked her dead in the eye and slapped the bag of burger rings/packet of onion rings/etc out of her hands like a cat. “No. Just no.”
who has the most difficult parents? Seeing as Ciph no longer maintains contact with hers? Neither.
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Neither will touch each other with a ten foot pole in public lol.
who comes up for the other all the time? Neither. K’ has a motorbike tho, so he’d be slightly more likely to go out and pay Ciph a visit if he (hypothetically ofc) wanted to. They randomly run into each other in public more than anything.
who hogs the blankets? It’s tug o’ war time. K’ usually wins because he’s stronger… unless Cipher uses underhanded tactics (sackwhack, jam a finger in his nose or eye, etc) - which of course she does - and manages to yank the blanket away while K’ is curled up and cursing up a storm. Ciph often points out that he doesn’t even need the blanket because he’s perpetually warm as shit. Usually in annoyance after he’s kicked it off in his sleep.
who gets more sad? K’ is - quote unquote - Emo as shit.
who is better at cheering the other up? They’re both terrible at it. End of story.
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? After the millionth bad joke or shitty pun, K’ threatens to punch her. Her shoulder is perpetually covered in bruises. … Still worth it.
who is more streetwise? K’, but Cipher knows all the best dumpsters to dive in. And all the houses with the choicest laundry pods to cr o m p c h on.
who is more wise? Wise machine broke; these kids dumb as shit.
who’s the shyest? Cipher’s a goblin and probably doesn’t give a shit about this romo stuff. And K’ is in a near-constant state of irritation in her presence. So? Neither.
who boasts about the other more? Neither. They refer to each other in increasingly degrading and hilarious ways, if they deign to talk about each other at all.
who sits on who’s lap? Cipher when she craves death. When K’ sits on her, it’s after he’s knocked her flat on her back or she’s laying down. She bitches about his ass being bony and wriggles and slaps at him until he eventually gets off and stops crushing her.
shingo and k' u coward
[Talk! About! That! Ship!]
{{Bih, whomst is a coward??? Fite me.}}
who is more likely to hurt the other? K’. Usually does so without meaning to, since he thrashes and lashes out lots when he’s having particularly bad nightmares.
who is emotionally stronger? K’ puts up an impressive front but it’s Shingo.
who is physically stronger? K’, probably. But not by much more, I wouldn’t think.
who is more likely to break a bone? Pfffft. Both of them. Hazard of being punchy mcpunch punch bois.
who knows best what to say to upset the other? K’. He gets pretty nasty when his temper boils over. However, he also has plenty of sore spots that Shingo could jab at quite easily, if he wanted to.
who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? K’, surprisingly; his attempts are always awkward, but he definitely makes an effort to make amends for all the awful things he spat in the spur of the moment.
who treats who’s wounds more often? K’ gets his wounds treated more often, purely because he gets into fights more and is a reckless moron. Pretty equal, otherwise.
who is in constant need of comfort? You’d think it’s Shingo because he’s pretty upfront when he’s sad, but it’s K’. He’s just super good at hiding it.
who gets more jealous? Ummm… Probably K’?
who’s most likely to walk out on the other? K’, thinking it’s for Shingo’s own good/that he’s not good enough/self-serving sap bs, etc, etc. Slap some sense into him pls.
who will propose? Shingo. With an onion ring.
who has the most difficult parents? Probably neither? I feel like Shingo’s are fairly chill and K’, well… We still don’t know if his birth parents are still kicking, or even who they are. But Maxima’s pretty chill so far as pseudo guardians go, so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Shingo, definitely. K’ sometimes does if he’s feeling brave enough, tho.
who comes up for the other all the time? Both do equally, or they meet halfway at wherever they’ve decided to hang out.
who hogs the blankets? They’re pretty good about sharing, surprisingly. K’s elevated temperature due to his powers means they’re warm and snuggly while curled up together… Up until he kicks the blankets off in his sleep. Shingo starts burritoing himself in a second blanket for this reason.
who gets more sad? K’ is a perpetual bundle of sad.
who is better at cheering the other up? Is this even a question. Shingo “Ball of Sunshine” Yabuki, ofc.
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? K’ except it’s eye rolls and groaning and “pls shut up”s.
who is more streetwise? K’.
who is more wise? IIIIIII dunno. They’re both dumb in their own ways, but smart/wise in others, so I’ll just go with equal; they balance each other out.
who’s the shyest? Both. Bless their lil’ hearts. :’)
who boasts about the other more? Shingo, except it’s not so much boasting as it is excited and/or proud blabbing.
who sits on who’s lap? Neither’s really a lap-sitter. Instead, they tend to kind of, like, sprawl over each other on the bed or couch like cats and just... lay there. It’s actually more comfortable than it looks. Really.
"Look out for that tree branch."
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The warning came about a half second too late. On purpose, K’ was sure, given his eye was in a prime position for being poked when he looked up.
“Argh, fuck!” he snarled, slapping a hand over his stinging and watering eye. His phone released a faint, unhappy creak of protest at his reflexive squeezing.
If he’d just ignored the semi-familiar voice of that little turd he’d rode the train with some time ago and continued composing his text, he probably would’ve missed the branch altogether instead of copping an eyeful of sharp twiggy badness.
Sometimes being tall was a pain.
“On one hand, so what; and in the other hand, who cares?”
MOVIE SENTENCE STARTER.
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