#circumcision tw

[nthflower]

The most insane fucking post ever only with zero notes.

A whole manifesto about how we should oppress circumcised guys.

This is just the beginning it goes and goes OMFG.

Circumcucks.... Cutlets....

[thebadchoicemachine]

Why have there been at least 7 posts on my dash from you that say [post has blocked tag nsfw]

What's going on I'm scared /lh

*inhale* so sorry, I’m so sorry I’m so sorry

//CW for Christianity, porn, and a whole lotta blasphemy

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@jackstanifold-advertising-agent stumbled upon bible fnafiction and I told ren to actually read one cause I thought it’d be funny and it was but at the same time the discussion that stemmed from it was so so bad ;-;

Cause void doesn’t know much about like Jesus so they were asking me about it and I had to explain the difference between baptism and circumcising and a lot of metaphors with biblical references and then we had a discussion about Elvis and Jesus cause Jesus Christ superstar is a rock opera. and also I had to explain there’s a rock opera about Jesus (banger soundtrack tbh) and that’s probably where the fanfiction cane from,, and like just a lot of questions about what if Jesus actually did y’know frick

Long story short we’re both going to hell now. We were anyway but like REALLY going to hell now /j

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

The mohelet who goes to my shul stopped by to pick up some bulk spices from me and drop off a peach blueberry crisp and she’s lovely. But also every time I see her I think “you’ll probs circumcise my babies (if applicable) thats.... neat”

[discountalien-pancake]

wait wait wait the golden compass is about what??? was anybody going to tell me or was i just supposed to read that in a tumblr post myself

So, remember that whole deal about the Gobblers kidnapping children to experiment with a procedure meant to seperate them from their daemons? And how that would prevent Dust from sticking to them? And how Dust is basically the sin of knowledge, including knowledge of sexual desires? And the procedure is described as being “just a little cut”? And the process itself is called “intercision”?

Yeah, it’s basically all an extended metaphor and critique of forced circumcision, as well as the Church’s obsession with sexual purity (and control). Of course, Pullman kept it as a metaphor on purpose, because trying to explain circumcision to children is...complicated at best, and possibly inappropriate at worst. Kids get a fun adventure and criticism of the Church in general, adults get the deeper commentary on sexuality and the Church’s abuses.

[p7johnny]

Polnareff: OHH nooooo >3< I dropped my foreskin pieces!!!!! uwaaa!!!!!

*bends down seductively to pick up a foreskin piece* *bends down seductively to pick up a foreskin piece* *bends down seductively to pick up a foreskin piece* *bends down seductively to pick up a foreskin piece* *bends down seductively to pick up a foreskin piece* *bends down seductively to pick up a foreskin piece* *bends d

[grandenchanterfiona]

So I’ve been watching Philosophytube and most of his videos are pretty good, but his one on secularism rubbed me the wrong way. 

He said if the UK would become secular tomorrow, that the queen would cease to be head of the C of E, any rabbis, priests, or imams would stop being MPs, churches would be taxed, and circumcision would be banned, among other things, which I mostly agreed with.

Now, I have no problem with the first or third ones, and only very slight problems with the second {I think a person can separate their personal religious beliefs from their actions in parliament.} but the fourth one really bugged me, because I felt like he didn’t bother to think about it? 

He admitted he had a bias and I think this is one point where it shows. I’m mostly writing this out to explain why it bugs me. 

Circumcision is also a secular rite. While Christian babies don’t have a bris, many Christian parents in the U.S. at least do circumcise their children, and not for religious reasons. It could be because a parent themself was circumcised, or because they believe there are health benefits, or any other reason. 

Would Mary be allowed to circumcise her child, because she’s Christian and she’s opting to do it because she believes it’ll be better for her child’s health, but Judith would be unable to circumcise her children because she’s from religions that practice it? 

Is this just a culture difference? Is the UK like the rest of Europe and circumcision is rare among non-Muslims and non-Jews?

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

Possibly Illegal: The Man Performing This Baby’s Circumcision Is Dressed Like A Pokémon

A legally questionable scene just unfolded at a home in Paramus, NJ that was both very troubling and very confusing: The man who performed t

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

I’m sorry but everyone I know needs to hear this stupid joke:

Abraham is an old Jewish man who is a yarn merchant. He lives next door to the biggest anti-Semite in town. One day the anti-Semite calls up Abraham and says, "Hey Jew! I need a piece of orange yarn. The length must be from the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis, and I want it delivered tomorrow." Abe says, "OK".

The next morning the Anti-Semite is awakened at 7am by the sound of running engines. He runs outside to see a row trucks lined up one after the other, dumping truckful after truckful of orange yarn in his front yard. Soon his yard is a 5-foot deep sea of orange yarn. Abe then presents a bill for $18,000 to the anti-Semite.

The guy starts yelling and screaming at Abe. "What is this, Jew? This is not what I asked for! I told you I needed a piece of yarn from the end of your nose to the tip of your penis. Look at this place! What do you have to say for yourself?"

Straightfaced, Abe replies "I'm very careful when I deal with people like you, that's why I got a few witnesses here with me. I may be off by a few miles, so I gave you a 2% discount; but the tip of my penis is burried in Poland."