Kill More Billionaires🐆

Geekshit & Angst • 20

[thebadchoicemachine]

Call us Ink, Paranoia, Hermès, Wry, Sand, Dye, Lith, or Meds

Punk/Goth

Pansuitheist & apeirotheist

system caard

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#oh wow inky actually drew something  - art tag

#woah those are words I wrote - writings 

[neurodivergentaf]

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

[tamathetimethief]

I love that Stratt's line about Grace having no immediate family has now inspired the Ryan Gosling Cinematic Universe (rgcu). It started with Colt as Ry's twin, then added Six as their older brother, and then Driver was thrown in as another brother, and then Holland March as the uncle, Lars as a cousin. The family just keeps growing. And the funny thing is even if this was all canon, even if Ryland had this entire big family, Eva still would send him up in the Hail Mary.

[thebadchoicemachine]

Currently a fic that’s got such an interesting premise but is written so poorly

[thebadchoicemachine]

I’m so sorry I can’t finish it. I feel like I’m the end of old yeller putting this fic down.

[shitposting-for-the-soul]

I love how happy aus in phm are also so much sadder. Ilyukhina and Yáo live yippee but now they have to grapple with the fact that Grace was sent to die in space against his will. And don't EVEN get my started on turning around for Rocky. It's a death sentence no amount of taumeba is gonna keep 3 adults alive to Erid.

[lindleland]

we as a society do not deserve queen deltarune. why the fuck is she not inescapable within this fandom. i like tenna just fine but she deserved what he got

[thebadchoicemachine]

Currently a fic that’s got such an interesting premise but is written so poorly

[cosmic-espero]

Ash canonically having aura powers is one of the funniest things any anime has ever done because he just... doesn't care

Like, for any other anime this would be the moment the plot truly kicks up. You know, having your main character find out that he has superpowers and stuff, plus the whole Jedi stuff. But Ash just straight up doesn't care, it's like having Ben Tennyson find the Omnitrix and be like "that's cool and all but I wanted to be a professional soccer player"

[randomtheidiot]

It’s even funnier when you consider the fact that Ash is the strongest aura user ever shown in the anime…

…to the point where a Pokémon that reads aura mistakes him for a long dead aura guardian based on vibes alone. Note that Ash is ten years old and has had no prior training.

Assuming that aura can change with time and effort, just like every other human trait, this means that some random ass child is just as strong as a legendary aura guardian despite barely even knowing what aura is outside of the Pokémon move Aura Sphere.

And that's not even the extent of it. In the rare moments that Ash remembers he's a fucking energybender, he has done the following:

Transferred his power to help Sir Aaron's Lucario heal a dying Mew's symbiotic rock tree. (And by extension, Mew itself.)

Astral project and see through the eyes of Pokémon. (This has happened several times. Just check the Aura page on Bulbapedia.)

Use a keystone to locate its matching mega stone. It's never fully explained why this works outside of "stupid magic bullshit".

See and interact with a dead boy* without even knowing he's dead, to the point where he can fucking project his own senses onto the kid's soul so that he can vicariously pet the fluffy mouse creature. The same thing actually happened in XY.

Telepathically communicate with his Lucario during a battle and discuss what move it should use next.

There's also this fan theory that the strange ripples that sometimes appear around Ash in Pokémon Journeys are aura waves being generated by his excitement, but it's not confirmed and it might just be a stylistic choice.

This isn't even the extent of what aura can do in the anime. It's just the stuff that Ash instinctively knows how to do without training. Please, I implore you, check out the Bulbapedia page on aura right now. This shit's crazy.

It's also shown that the bond phenomenon is linked to aura, but aura isn't outright confirmed to be the catalyst.

If he did decide to get some proper training, he could become the strongest aura user ever. And he’s just fucking around on a Pokémon journey.

*Of course, the whole "speak with the dead" thing could be explained by the fact that Ash has been a ghost possessing his own corpse since Episode 23 of Indigo League, but it's explained in-universe as Ash using aura to help Sunny pet Pikachu, so interpret that how you will.

TLDR: Pokémon lore is batshit insane and Ash Ketchum is a magical zombie Jedi that can see ghosts and he canonically doesn't give a fuck. I love you, Pokémon. Never change.

Note: I was originally going to completely dissect aura and its place in Pokémon lore, but decided against it for the sake of OP's mental health. Will post a full essay on aura and the history of aura when I get around to it.

[randoms-pokemon-garbage]

Reblogging this old thing from my account before I split things up into sideblogs.

Also I did write most of the essay but. I can’t fucking find it.

[the-haiku-bot]

Also I did write

most of the essay but. I

can’t fucking find it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[one-piece-aubs]

[kaomojiloser]

spoiler alert: he ended up developing a false sense of security.

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[nika-is-doing-things]

It's a third, worse thing

[miss-americanbi]

grace you gotta lock in

[histrionicscribbler]

yall know that one dan vs clip right

EDIT: NOW IN VIDEO FORM

[chokedqwerty]

Unhealthy codependent grace rocky FOR THE WIN!!!!!!

[cosmichorrorbarbie]

everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up

[xx-skullheartz-xx]

you're so right hen

Who Gets Out Of The Death Arena Alive?

Hannibal Lecter (NBC's Hannibal)

Steven Universe (Steven Universe)

Voting ended onMar 5, 2024

get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love how all the notes are like "one of these is Just A Guy and the other one is a monster-fighting superhero with alien magic powers"

[probably-ace-ok]

I think Steven would kill him but like. on accident. He’s not very used to fighting enemies that can’t recover from almost any wound. After, he would be left with the moral dilemma of whether he should bring him back to life though.

[pechikka]