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I was showing my mom the animated DC movies and when hal jordan came on screen she said "omg this guy is totally gay". My mom is a christian. Hal's gayness appalled her so much it made her say the lords name in vain.
why is he doing that
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Batman starting to suspect that Captain Marvel is actually a human teen, and using all of his knowledge as a father of seven to prove his theory.
Batman, in a room full of –supposedly– adult Superheroes:... the villains then destroyed the building and took three people hostage, which, if I may add, was just so... Skibidi.
Captain Marvel: *cringes*
Batman, eyes narrowing: ...Fortunately, they weren't standing on business. Superman and I were able to track them back to their hideout and rescue the hostages. No major aura losses. We slayed.
Captain Marvel: *cringes harder*
Batman, with the glint of victory in his eyes:... Guess you could say they couldn't handle our rizz maxxing.
Captain Marvel, covering his face in second hand embarrassment: dude...
*Later, in the cave*
Bruce: I have confirmation on Captain Marvel's identity being a human on the younger side, probably a teen or pre-teen.
Jason: How did you even confirmed that?
Batman: I talked Gen Z to him.
*Both Tim and Damian groaning*
Jason, blinking: You 'talked Gen Z to him'? The fuck does that mean?
Tim: Don't make him demonstrate...
Dick: He uses Gen Z slang. Kids hate it.
Jason: Are you serious? That's it?
Damian: Don't underestimate his tactic, Todd. It's... oddly effective.
Bruce, smiling: What can I say, I'm a sigma, I never take an L.
*everyone having a full-body cringe*
Jason: Holy shit, nevermind, I get it.
Bruce: W plan for real, chat
Jason: Okay, stop.
Bruce: Can't. I'm in my rizzler dad era.
Jason: I will skin myself with Damian's katana.
*Meanwhile*
Green Lantern: So.. Did anyone understand Spooky's report today?
Flash: Not a damn word.
Superman: I would like to clarify. I didn't slay anyone, I was very gentle.
So mad at how long this took
Hot take: If Batman is injured and unable to help the Justice League it will not be Nightwing who swoops in and suddenly leads them.
I feel like I’m going to get flamed for this but the Justice League is filled with many capable heros (Superman, Wonder Woman, any of the green lanterns, ect!) and Batman’s absence does not have to be filled with the Batfamily. Don’t get me wrong I like the Batfam, but they are not the pinnacle of dc and you cannot insert them into any situation as though they are more important than characters who have a lot more experience and credibility to their roles in the Justice League.
It is wrong to say that the Batfamily have the best skills and any heroes in the Justice League can simply not compare. The members of the Justice League are powerful and adept, Batman does not call on the robins or Batgirls for assistance in jobs that the league can do.
It’s really annoying to find that in certain tags the majority of the posts are just Batfam glaze or centred mainly around the Batfam. Please pick up a Justice League comic or watch one of the animated shows to see that the Batfamily has basically no relevance to the League. This is not me saying that the Batfam is never included in the Justice League, they get mentions or are sometimes in the background of panels, they are not involved to the degree that some people seem to preach.
This goes back to my main point- there are so many capable leaders in the Justice League, the Batfam are not going to take over and lead the League one day. They may have prominent roles in certain stories lines and become members, but not the leader.
The Justice League will never have a single leader, to say it does shows that you have no understanding of the League’s purpose. The league is a product of team work and mutual respect, there may be the core founding members, but there is no single member who is in charge of the Justice League- everyone makes contributions. Each member has a role and varying degrees of how involved they are in decisions. If the League was just lead by one person it would be a dictatorship and the League fights so many dictators it would make no sense for them become the thing that they fight against.
I understand that Batman is the strategist in the core members comics but this does not automatically make him the leader or the most important. Martian Manhunter often coordinates the team and when the league expands it is his responsibility alongside Red tornado, Mr Terrific, ect to organise rotors and choose which members are most appropriate for missions. Wonder Woman is also an important strategist and a heavy hitter, without her contributions the League would struggle. The Green Lanterns, Hawkgirl and any extra-terrestrials are vital in updating records and helping to understand different cultures, if the League didn’t have some of this information it would struggle to formulate plans and be empathetic. Zatanna and Dr Fate provide insight to the mystical side that the League requires to understand situations, not all members are equipped to fight against demons and the supernatural but these characters are.
My point is that if the Justice League was just mainly the Batfam it would fail. None of them can deal with inter-dimensional rifts or fight back against mystical monsters. The League is sustained by its diverse members not one type of hero would be enough there needs to be a broad range of abilities. Like it or not the Batfam has relatively no range of skills when compared to the Justice League.
In addition to this it is completely wrong to think that Batman would say to the League members “Oh my kids could do a much better job than you at this, I’m just going to call them in.” This is incorrect on so many accounts. At any one point in canon at least one his ‘children’ dislike him and they all have their own separate lives and patrols. If you were a Batkid and got called in by Batman to do a job that you know another League member could easily do, you’d be concerned. Jason Todd being a sharp shooter does not mean that if Green arrow is on the battle field Batman is going to turn around and say “yeah but Jason could do a better job”, he’s going to let Green Arrow do his job, because 1, he is better at it and 2, there is no time to call someone else in just because you prefer them! The same goes for all his kids, Damian can use a sword but so can Katanna, Tim is a great detective but so is Question, Barbara is great at hacking but so is Cyborg. There is nothing wrong with the Justice League members and you cannot just erase them because you like the Batfam.
I did not expect this to turn into a full on rant, but I do want to say that I am not anti Batfam. If you look at my blog the majority of my posts are Batfam related. This is what makes me really annoyed, because I can appreciate the Batfam and understand that they aren’t going to be the leads in every single comic. I love reading Justice League comics and sometimes it’s really annoying to see people have takes that completely dismiss and disrespect characters that deserve the spotlight in comics they are actually in.
It’s not my intention to be rude or offensive to anyone and I don’t want to disrespect people. These are just my thoughts and please feel free to share yours in a respectful manner.
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Being a Green Lantern fan is truly a liberating experience because some rando can send you a twelve page essay about why your fav is an absolutely horrible character that no one should like and then every single reason they list is why you like them. Yes Jo in Absolute Green Lantern was a shitty partner to her ex??? It’s part of what makes her interesting??? Yes Kyle is genuinely a little stupid sometimes??? It’s funny??? Yes Hal is Hal??? It’s why I’m here??? I never feel scared to say all these guys and gals kinda suck it’s part of the charm. I’ve never heard a single Hal fan not call him a pathetic loser. I’ve never heard anyone say Kyle is a smart guy, creative sure, but he also wrote his own name when signing autographs as Green Lantern. He’s dumb.
Meanwhile you point out a Batman character’s well-thought out character flaw supported by the text and they disembowel you.
I once had a nightmare where I became a green lantern but my intrusive thoughts got in the way during a fight and I constructed a giant goth girl to step on the supervillain and everyone was like “woah we got FREAKING lantern over here!”
Guy Garder made a TikTok about it
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Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
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Basically, the Justice League just found out about the whole Batman-and-his-batkids situation.
Hal Jordan: Nightwing is your son!?
Bruce: …
Bruce: The oldest one, actually.
Hal: The oldest?! You have more??
Bruce: Legally five, guardianship over one, one is more like a niece and then there's the eternal daughter-in-law.
Hal: Damn it!
Hal: *looks at Clark and Diana* And you two knew, didn’t you?
Clark: Pretty much all of his kids have called me “Uncle Supes” at some point.
Diana: We’ve known since Nightwing was the first Robin.
Hal: … Nightwing was the first Robin!?
Hal: Are you telling me the nice guy I’ve had beers with up on the Watchtower is the same kid who bit my calf the first time I met him?
Dick: In my defense, you were talking trash about Batman.
Hal: I need a vacation…
Justice League of America core members forming a heart! Yay! i had a lot of fun making this print, and I hope to debut and sell it soon! <3
