Apr 20, 2017
"Don't get me wrong, the cat videos are brilliant. It's just the evil, banditry and general perplexity I can't be doing with."
#Daily Mail#Web#of EVIL#Hang on#Wasn't that a Doctor Who story?#I'm sure it was#Dammit#I was wrong#There was a serial called the Web of Fear#And one called the Face of Evil#But no Web of Evil#That's the Internet for you#Getting me all perplexed#A thousandfold#That sounds scientific#Millennium#Naive#21st century#Civilised values#Crime#Banditry#Distress#Perplexity#I blame the Internet#Tell me about it Geoffrey#I got broadband and I couldn't move for bandits#They were everywhere#I was perplexed I don't mind telling you#Cat videos#Old man yells at cloud