A Short Tsundere Moment : Extra: Movie Night
I was at Bacon’s house only because we were going to watch a movie. Nothing else, I swear. I was only there to watch a horror movie (Ha! Lies =v=) and get free popcorn. The assorted kind, but not as many flavors as jelly beans (popcorn flavored jelly beans O.o neato). Actually, I was TERRIFIED of horror movies and Bacon was using the whole, I-got-wet-and-had-nosebleed-all-over-my-smexy-shirt-because-of-you-tsundereness-scam against me. God dammit. Mein Gott (:D Potatoes!)
Anyways, here I was, huddled in a little ball against the right corner of the couch. Any more right and I would have fallen off the side of the couch and onto my face. And then Bacon would try to be the hero in some cheesy Korean drama and hold me tight against him, saying those lines like: “Oh, you klutz, here hold onto me!” Yah, right. I would probably be known as the “first nosebleed-fountain tsundere girlfriend in Bacon’s life. How accurate.
“Hey, Eclaire (éclairs are good :3)~ You want extra butter? Or. Extra. Me?” (Author’s note: -starts cracking up like a deranged monkey-) Gag. Wait, that’s hot. Spelled HAWT. I hope I don’t get another nosebleed… Ugh, I swear he will never let go of the incident… “No, neither of those options, seonbae.” I sighed and clutched tighter onto the pillow. That’s when I started having a woozy feeling. Ugh, that’s what I get for staying up all night fangirling, I mean, giving my Korean babies love… They need it, or they will be lonely >:D
“You look tired my caring Claire Bear. Were you up all night with your Korean bands? “ Crap! He’s onto me! “Err, no… I was up, doing some “homework” (that I do every night). “
“Yes, that’s why I’m known as, uh, Hare Claire.” I finished lamely.
He laughed. “Cause you’re as smart as a hare? Right.” I just nodded as Bacon sat down beside me, hogging up the middle seat with a bowl of piping hot popcorn in his lap. I was basically hugging the corner of the couch, hoping that he wouldn’t come any closer (for fear of nosebleeds >.>).
“Seonbae! Can you, pleeease, sit over to the left?” To the left, to the left, everything you own in the box, to the left (idk how it goes).
This time, he sighed and surprisingly, obeyed my orders. “Fine.” I smiled at him almost sleepily as Bacon clicked the play button on the TV remote. We were apparently going to watch The Grudge, asian style (waay scarier). As the movie was starting, I started nodding off. In a weird, sort of way I thought the incoming sounds and silence was sort of soothing: like a creepy, pedobear lullaby. But instead, in a horror movie.
This scream part came up and instead of freaking out and jumping into Bacon’s arms like he planned, I closed my eyes and focused my hearing on Bacon’s reactions. He was gasping at some parts and in others, he flinched or moved the couch. At the part with the Grudge making that weird, hiccupping sound, I just gave up completely and let my head fall gingerly on Bacon’s lap.
“C-Clairinet? (clarinet xD) What are you… doing?” He sounded both confused and a tad bit embarrassed. I smiled groggily at him and patted his head (note: clairey acts sort of drunk and weird when she is really tired).
I giggled. “Weeee~ Your hair is soooo soft, Bacooon.” My voice was like a little kid’s at that time, but I didn’t give a sheeeet. I was just waaay too tired to think. Thank god for no hangovers. Anyways, I glomped Bacon, wrapping my arms around his stomach and back.
I grumbled a bit. “You’re sooo waaaaaaaaarm, Bacon~… Like a sizzling bacon… Hehe~” I felt Bacon’s body heating up a bit more and smiled at him innocently. “What’s the maaatter, Bacon? Are you embaaarrased..?” I solely regret what happened that day. Oh god. Mein Gott. >:U
“Clairey… You’re… You’re… You’re so cute! < 3 Wear this Sailor Moon outfit!”(where’d he get that from? O.o) Bacon was smiling cutely and happily as he held out a Sailor Moon outfit. I laughed a little bit before hitting Bacon’s stomach. “No.” I grunted and tossed around before finding a perfect spot on his lap. Slowly, my eyes closed and I (became one, err I mean… >.>) melted into a dream.
Click! Click. Click. I tossed to the side and opened up both eyes quickly. “Wait, where?” I scanned my eyes to where I was and felt his breath fan against my face. “Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.” I reddened quickly and glanced up at Bacon’s face. What?! Wait, when did I sleep? Why am I lying down with him? And more importantly, what did he do to me?! Her imagination in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1: akldfjanjfcslnjcljmlsdfsajlk adsklfjadsfklj CRAP.
“Why am I here?! And what about the movie?! What time is it?!” I struggled to get up but Bacon held me down. “You’re so mean. First ditching the movie for sleep and now getting away from me… After what you did!” Her imagination: OH SHOOT. NOSEBLEED ALL OVER KEYBOARD XD JK
“Whoa, I meant you tackled me and—“
“—and slept on my lap.” He finished while I tried to remember what happened a few hours ago. “It’s 5 o clock in the morning, you must have pulled an all nighter with your babies again, right?” I flushed. “No… Just some homework.”
“Yes.” I immediately answered. Oh gaaaw! Dammit! He got me! I glared at his smiling face as he pulled me to his chest. Yup. We were like newlyweds. Flirting. Eew. He had his arm on my back, holding me to him with another arm using as a pillow. His heart beat felt soothing and I shut my eyes for one second. Click!
“What was that…?” My eyes shot open.
“Nothing.” Bacon smiled with his eyes closed.
“You’re lying. It sounded like a camera.” Oh crap…
He whistled. “So, you hungry? You didn’t eat breakfast yet.”
“You. Took. A. Picture. Of. Me. Didn’t you?” I spelled it out for him, my fury starting to boil.
“Whaaat? Psh. No. No! I would never!” I raised one eyebrow as he stared away at a wall.
“Yeah, uh-huh, you sure convinced me. Now, where’s the camera?” I glanced around and tried to break free from his grasp. He just clung on to me tighter. “Seonbae!”
“That’s not my naaame~!” He sang (with a deep sexy voice XD).
“Aha! It’s in your cell phone isn’t it?!” I grinned triumphantly and used my arm to search for his phone behind his head. Finally, I found his fist that was gripping onto his cell phone. He refused to budge.
“Say my name first~!” It is way too early for this sheeet again! Oh my flipping unicorns! I glared at his smug face and looked down. “O-ok…” I muttered softly. You’re going to get it, jerk!
He leaned in to hear me as I prepared myself. “B-B-Bye, sucker.” At the very last second, I started tickling him everywhere until he started laughing and used both hands to stop me. Nailed it! I smirked and grabbed his phone before jumping up and running off to the kitchen with his phone.
“Claire!” He sounded amused and I heard his footsteps behind me. I fled to the dining room, flipping open his cell phone and finding his photo gallery. I found like 5 pictures of my sleeping face and I flushed as I stopped at the dining table, Bacon on the other side.
“I’m deleting these!” I gritted my teeth, trying to steady myself from all this built up anger.
“But those are my precious pictures!”
“Pr-Precious?! “ I spluttered and tried not to be swayed by his voice. He moved to the right, and I moved away from him. “Well, don’t do this again! You PERV!” At that moment, Bacon was so shocked by her words, his whole conscious faded like dust. I could just imagine those anime scenes with the guy turning into rock and sawing away into dust. I just huffed and deleted all the pictures and threw the cell phone back to him. He caught it, but his expression was still shocked.
“If you want pictures of me, just ask me next time, ok?” I softly muttered. And just as quickly as he turned to dust, he smiled and rushed over to my side, hugging me. Ack! No nosebleeds this time please!
“Ack! Seonbae, let go!” I pushed him from me, but he just clung onto me. I swear, if he was a cat, I would be able to hear him purr… I sighed. He’s so hopeless (Ha! Then why is he in a popular band called Exo-K? Exactly...)
“Then… Then, can I take ANY pictures of you.”
“Fine.” I looked down at the floor. Wrong thing to say. He smiled and whipped out his Sailor Moon outfit and my face drained to pale white. “No, anything but that…”
“But you said, anything, right?” He grinned. “You wouldn’t go back on your word right?”
I groaned. “I can’t cosplay! I look hideous (glad I’m not the only one, kiddo)!”
“It’s ok.” (Your welcome Clairey~ It’s ok=Exo-K. Exactly)
“NO, it is not ok!!! Waaah! Don’t stick so close to me, pervert!”
“If I’m a pervert, why do you love me?” I opened my mouth but no words came out. I just crossed my arms and looked away. Click!
“SEEEEEEOOOONNNBAAAEEE!!!”
