Noctis: I’m in love with one of my retainers
Regis, sipping his drink: is that so
Noctis: dad seriously
Regis, nonchalant: marry him
Noctis: you know I can’t!!
Regis: sure you can, clarus and I got married, most of the kings of lucis fall in love with one of their retainers.
Noctis: you- wait what? You’re married?
Regis: shit. shit shit shit shit shit-













