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Loki: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse? Verity: Of course. I’m not an animal.

Loki: So listen, I’ve been thinking, we got off on the wrong foot here. And I believe it’s because we’re just too damn similar.

Sigurd: You do?

Loki: Absolutely. We both love premium mead. Lorelei.

Sigurd: Oh yeah.

Loki: Gots to have my magical sword.

Sigurd: Gots to.

Loki: And, of course, most importantly, nip slips.

Sigurd: Ha. Let me ask you a question, Loki. Do you also like sparring? *Takes out dagger* Because you left this in my back.

Loki: Hmm?

Sigurd: What I’m saying, Einstein, is that you stabbed me in my back. I knew that you were faking it. I’ll bet you don’t even like nip slips!

Verity: How do you sleep at night?

Lorelei: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

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