Rule Two: Answer the questions by the tagger, and post eleven new ones.
Rule Three: Tag eleven people in the post and link them to the post
Rule Four: Let the people know they’ve been tagged.
komahina or ranmasa....
probably komahina because the world is doomed in dangan ronpa anyway
2) Your family has all gathered in the living room. They have all seen your Tumblr and are concerned for your mental health (among other things.) What do you do?
run
run far away and never return
3) You run into your math teacher while shopping. They are buying condoms. They ask you on your opinion on whether they should get the ribbed one or the ultra-thin one. What do you advise?
IM 14
4) Let’s say you could get f##ked by tentacles consequence free. No one would ever know, you wouldn’t get pregnant and it wouldn’t even hurt the morning after. Would you allow yourself to be tentacle raped?
IM 14
5) Oh no! The FBI have burst into your house, claiming that anything loli related you have ever looked at is technically child porn! Quick, what do you say to defend yourself against these charges?
"but sir that's a man"
6) So let’s just say, purely hypothetically of course, that a magical cardboard…sphere says that if you give up your soul then it will make any fictional character you want become real. Who do you pick (if at all) and why?
komaeda because komaeda
7) The worst has come to pass. Terrorists have sailed out to the middle of the ocean and severed the underwater internet cables. The internet is gone. The terrorists offer you the only working internet connection but only if you detonate a bomb during a big UN meeting featuring all of the world’s leaders. There is a 100% chance that you will succeed and not be caught, all you have to do is push the big red button. Do you do it?
there is no point having internet if there is no-one to talk to, or do anything. whats the point of a never-moving dashboard?
8) It is 3am at night. Your cellphone is ringing incessantly. Grumbling wearily to yourself under your breath, you reach out for your phone and answer it. It is your mother. She is crying. All you can hear over the phone is her gentle weeping. Transfixed in shock and horror, you move to your parent’s bedroom. Just as you touch the doorknob the phone hangs up. The dial tone sounds deafening in the silence of the night, there are no other sounds. A sudden chill goes up your spine. What do you do now?
play the japanese my little pony opening on the highest volume settings
9) Yes or no answers only, respond honestly. Are you an idiot?
yes
10) You arrive home. There is a package at the front door. It is a cardboard box sealed with masking tape. The box is addressed to you. It is slightly damp and it has a disgusting smell. Someone has scrawled the word “URGENT” in huge red letters all over it. What do you do?
"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddd"
11) You know what would be really awkward? Instead of your mother walking in on you masturbating it was the other way around. What is your favorite food and drink?
WHAT
BREAD AND MILK I GUESS BUT
WAS THE FIRST PART REALLY NESSESARY?
JESUS CHRIST
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1) You wake up at around 3 am and you can hear something from your parents room. When you open the door you see your mother in the middle of an intense yugioh duel wiht you father, who was actually seto kaiba in disguise. What do you do?
2) you are stuck in a dangan ronpa scenario. What is you shsl talent and how do you die or do you survive idk im pretty sure everyone would die though.
3) uhhh pokemon team?
4) you wake up one day and when you look in the mirror you find that you have nic cage's face. Just his face, everything else is yours. How do you spend the rest of your life?
5) you are sailor moon. what now.
6) a new law is being passed that everything on the internet must be related to my little pony. what do you do with the last few hours you have before everything is ponified?
7)you dad walks up to you and says "we need to talk". Scared you follow your dad to his bedroom and watch him close the door. Hes is standing right in front of you. Suddenly a burst of light radiates comes from your dad and fills the whole room. When the light stops blinding you you look at you dad. He has turned into shrek. Your dad is shrek. He gives you two choices. Become an ogre and take over humankind to fulfill the ancient prophecy, or have the wifi cut off. What do you choose.
8) You are Madoka. Do you contract?
9) would you rather have that HEEEYEYAYAYYAEEYEEEAHEH song or that 1 direction sond little things playing forever in your head
10) Chicken nuggets or violins. This is a serious question from Kyousuke Kamijou
okay so ive tagged you guys yea i guess whoever wants to do it can do it idk