The miracle never happen.

I'm Shiny! I blog a lot of TV, anime, and shitposts. I spend more of my time on Twitter, where I'm @NATSUHl. Check my anime list for a list of fandoms likely to appear on my blog. I'm the mod of askmeiko! Other places to find me: here

[lasagnaenemy]

Current mood

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mmusclemuseum]

amazing wayback machine find

[lemonsweet]

Smiley face french fry from memory

[lemonsweet]

I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[sleepyjump]

there's this guy who works at the convenience store next to my job and every time i come in he tries to upsell me. i'll get a gatorade and he'll say "that's it...? isn't it snacktime?" i'll get a snack and he'll say "just that? don't you want more?"

one time i got a huge pile of stuff and he STILL said it and i said "dude, you would not be satisfied with all the riches of heaven!!" and he said "i don't even get a commission. i just love doing this."

and then i couldnt come in for a while and then i came in again today for just a charger. and i said "that's it today" with a smile. and he looked at me with a gleam in his eye and said "no it isn't. you'll be back later. you'll have to get thirsty eventually, won't you?" with this conniving smile that made me realize i WAS thirsty. i'm out of my depth here. help

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[lilyblisslys]

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

[fleshengine]

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

[chameliyun]

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[thickness-protection-program]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[snufkepo]

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[toxicgaysource]

EMMA SWAN & REGINA MILLS in ONCE UPON A TIME ── season 4, episode 18 & season 4, episode 23.

[sandmandaddy69]

[teds-biscuits]

Recently been thinking about regina and her sexy corsets