#clarissaexplainingitall

[crocophant]

moodboard for when @clarissaexplainingitall thinks i might not want to see a video of the Beasts

[tomsawyee]

Character bingo - Malenia, Chadagon, and dark souls 1 basilisk :)

bless you

I have a lot of emotions about chadagon but absolutely nothing of intelligents to say. He/him lesbian.

malenia is Problematiq unless Some Guy is mad in which case she has never done anything wrong. Holy Creeping Crud puts her in HIGH running for Ultimate Souls Girl, but I think maria manages to edge out Horrors of Degenerative Disability with Horrors of Existing While (probably gay) Woman. It's hard to say. They are neck and neck. I think more women should commit atrocities for my enjoyment.

Basilisk.

[needlesslycryptic]

Dalogdolin, duergar Paladin of Tyr, commission for @clarissaexplainingitall !

[ornstein]

alright, hit us: Wolf.

favorite thing about them: he is tough, ruthless, calculative. But beneath all this coldness there’s a loyal man that genuinely cares for people. Plus I also love his face and I find him hot af.

least favorite thing about them: I don’t know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

favorite line: “I will eat anything”. 

brOTP: Wolf/Tengu

OTP: Wolf x Genichiro, Wolf x Hanbei, Wolf x Kris (@starfolk7‘s OC)

nOTP: I don’t ship Kurowolf in the romantic/sexual sense because Kuro is basically a little child. But I find their bond to be very cute and I’d protect Kuro at all costs.

random headcanon: he is absolutely clueless about sex. He has spent most of his life training with Owl and Butterfly, plus he’s uneducated in most topics. Yet, beneath all this obliviousness, there hides a flustered bisexual man.

unpopular opinion: I would like him to tell me a bedtime story, either in English or Japanese.

song i associate with them: this one

favorite picture of them: this, this, this, this, thissss

[uchidachi]

Merrill giggled as she plucked pretty pink petals from her hair and shoulders, where the tree she and Bethany had been napping under had deposited them. “Oh shit,” Bethany fretted, “they’ve even gone down my cleavage.” So, of course, Merrill was obliged to help her get them out.

[elusianknight]

M, S, and T for the fanfic ask meme!

THANK YOU ILY!!!!!

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

Ooh, interesting!  Yes, actually.  Mostly that dragon’s dogma fic that’s perpetually on the backburner, exploring the lore of that game, mostly in relation to pawns and bitterblack isle.  I will write it, someday.  But first I gotta finish my mod!  I also want to write something with Flora from FE Fates bc I guess I just looove characters with angsty backstories.  OH and jesus i have like 3 final fantasy xv fics in the works and I would love to finish and post at least one of them.  Too bad i’m in fe hell atm

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

Uhhhh hurt/comfort where one person is injured and the other goes berserk to save them and then is just a sobbing mess as they recover?  Angst.  That’s the good shit.  I live for the (fictional) drama.

T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

uhhhh hmm. That’s a tough one. My immediate answer is yes, but I can’t think of any.  I hate male characters who are cruel or evil getting unwarranted redemption (cu//en, ky/o ren for example) and being woobified in fandom.  I guess that’s not really a trope lol.  I feel like most tropes that I hate are when I find them in media, rather than in fanfic, because if I’m reading a fanfic it tends to already be tailored to a pairing/situation that I enjoy, so whatever tropes are there just kinda go along with that and work with the scenario I already like.  Thank you for the asks friend!!!!!

[elusianknight]

Unpopular opinion: Cullen should not have been the commander in Inquisition.

BIG FUCKING MOOD WHERE WAS SER CALTREN? ANORA? THE WARDEN?  ANYONE ACTUALLY QUALIFIED FOR THIS FUCKING JOB WHOSE RESUME WAS NOT JUST “ABUSIVE DICKWAS JAILER”related unpopular opinion: his “redemption arc” is shit and he’s so unqualified but more w his arc, he literally never had a redemption arc he was just expected to be absolved of all wrongdoing by players which is stupid, because they wrote a totally competent blackwall redemption arc and--oh wait that’s goddess Sheryl Chee writing Blackwall’s arc.  According to the wiki she wrote Cullen in DAO so like why didn’t they let her try and fix his shit in DAI.  Then again I’m glad she didn’t waste her time cuz my bby Leliana and Blackwall came out great.  lul.  can you tell i don’t like him. mediocre man.

[elusianknight]

salty ask meme 11-13 for dragon age and 16-17 for the clusterfuck that is FE fates' plot

THANKS FRIEND <3

11 Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

did someone say s e r a remember all that hate she got when dai came out.......... bc she’s a lesbian and my wife and a good cookie okay. also merrill.  she’s good too and ppl hate her for dumb shit.

12  Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

does the entirety of DA2 count. i need to play it more but i do like it.  I also like both of Leliana’s possible arcs in DAI, though hardening her does make me a little sad, i still like it. lots of ppl don’t though. i’d die for leliana dragon age

13  Unpopular opinion about XXX character?

i fucking hate cul / len with every fiber of my being and i’ll fuckin die if he’s in da4 especially with his shitbag voice actor

OH OBY HRE WE GO

16 If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?

oh sweet mercy, you said plot so i can’t talk about gameplay.  How bout, your siblings are all actually your siblings so no incest and we DO NOT abandon our theme of “family” so you can fuck ur waifus?  i would also change camilla and make her less creepy bc fuck these misogynistic piece of shit writers.

17  Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…

god i’m not even done w conquest.  but instead of corrin mowing through the plot at the speed of light and reacting weirdly to events that happen so fast, i’d say take it slower and give more development to corrin themselves if they really want Corrin to be the main character.  

thank you again, this was fun