[five minutes of laughter] [unskippable]

reblog dump. she/her. tme.

[witchofanguish]

alternate universe where instead of Yezhov being removed from that one Stalin picture they instead added a second Yezhov because they loved him so much

[meow-moment]

[fag-frog]

W-why is there a plane so close to Yezhov?

[mousidy]

you buy a gaming mouse online and a mousegirl in a pizza stained t shirt comes in the mail

[frutee]

this is what i mean when i say the word girl itself is sexualized. the image that comes to mind with this kind of reference is a hypersexualized almost anime representation. and the joke itself comes from the objectification of women for entertainment for men, like a harem video game, or a manga where a "girl" gets delivered to your doorstep, and by girl its a hypersexualized, hyperinfantilized, hyperfeminine sex object

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[necromancelena]

Good job everyone, this one actually killed them. I'm so proud of you all.

[daydraemer]

People need to start drawing Isabelle with their favorite badass characters 🔥 i think they'd get along

[utopians]

took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane

[suppermariobroth]

Goodbye splash page announcing the end of the long-running "Dream Drunker" comic series in the Japanese Nintendo Dream magazine in 2003, featuring an original illustration of two of its main recurring characters: Bowser and the Shy Guy who communicates only by saying "Ho~".

Source: Nintendo Dream (Japan), Issue 92, 2003

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[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[grudgez]

[greiilock]

vow to protect

[sexhaver]

the Rennala fight is extremely fucking funny because like. you break into a grieving woman's room and act out the "how many kindergarteners could you take in a fight" meme, and then the opening dialogue for phase 2 implies that what you're fighting is actually a projection of Renalla at her full power conjured up by her daughter Ranni. but then you kill "her" (the projection of Renalla) and her final words are "Little Ranni... weave thy night into being..."

except they're not actually her final words because you reload and she's sitting there just fine. so what actually happened was you killed Ranni's tulpa of her mom. which means Ranni made her own mom say the equivalent of "my daughter... my favorite child who has never done anything wrong ever... you were right about everything... you're going to win at politics... and your waist is snatched..."

[ranni-thewitch]

i believe it wise to hear out the wisdom of renalla

[yamada-ryo]

Are the ears the only body part of umamusume that got replaced with a horses' or...

[maidthings]

no they have the tails too

[yamada-ryo]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Used the flash to see what all the fucking noise was about

[beardedmrbean]

[argetcross]

I started thinking the Pacify ability was actually just Melinöe giving the world’s most complicated directions to these poor shades. She learned from the Reigen Arataka school of gestures.

[argetcross]

Frog Enlightenment

[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

...

[spicyraeman]

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

[aoelustious]

“he’s a woman to me” “ummm isn’t that kind of misogynistic? are you equating womanhood with submission—”

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of me putting a fictional man in a slutty apron and calling him mommy. sorry. i was too busy hand-feeding him strawberries and then writing 12k of emotional devastation and domestic porn. sorry i gendered him like a little fucked up doll in a victorian nursery.

YES. HE’S A WOMAN TO ME. HE’S A HOUSEWIFE. HE’S A HIGH-FEM BRAT. HE’S A PRETTY LITTLE THING WHO GETS RAWED IN THE MOONLIGHT AND MAKES SOFT WHIMPERS AND BAKES BREAD TO COPE. AND I DO NOT CARE IF IT MAKES SENSE.

HE IS MADE OF TROPES. HE IS MADE OF VIBES. HE IS MADE OF GLITTER AND TEARS AND POST-WAR PTSD. HE IS WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. HE IS NOT A MAN. HE IS NOT A WOMAN. HE IS A TRAGEDY IN LACE.

you’re talking about “misogyny” like i didn’t just write a fic where he gets folded in half by a feral beast of a love interest and then cries because he’s “too used to not being touched gently.” BABE. THERE IS NO DIGNITY HERE. ONLY CATHARSIS.

your academic thinkpiece cannot survive the heat of my horny little monkey brain. you want to talk about gender roles?? I WANT TO PUT HIM IN A COLLAR. I WANT TO GIVE HIM A GENDERCRISIS VIA DICK. I WANT TO MAKE HIM THE MAID AND THE MUSE AND THE MADONNA.

and also? sometimes i call him a manwhore for getting railed twice in one chapter and still being emotionally unavailable. because HE DESERVES IT. because I SAID SO. because it’s FUNNY and UNHINGED and that’s the POINT.

you are not fixing the world. i am not breaking it. we are both feral rats arguing over a Barbie doll in a trench coat. take your discourse and go. i’ve got work to do. i’m about to make him lactate out of spite.

[ex-riddlecats]

this is already an absolutely tone-deaf and borderline transmisogynistic response but i think it gets even more jawdropping when your blog makes it really obvious youre talking about alexander hamilton

[esthermika]

Happy 1 anniversary!

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[watertightvines]

lol. lmao even.

Wilson adds: “Nolan’s Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior’s glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.”