#class talks

[thedevilsfamiliar]

My professor is talking about master/slave relationships (bdsm) and owner/pet

this isn't how I expected my day to go

he's also kink shaming one of my classmates

[aesthetic-solar-space]

Why did I take a law-based class in the morning??? I don’t even have the brain power…. help?

[motherlycleric-archive]

I just watched the second half of last nights episode and what the hell!

[sweaterweathertechno]

I just had to give a class talk and I’ve got hella anxiety and I felt awful and embarrassed and like I was gonna cry the whole fuckin’ time but I got through it and I passed and I’m just so fuckin’ glad it’s over i never want to do that again.

[epic-cactus]

Gotta love talking about Cannibalism in class. 

[hexedpolygons]

gey

I can’t tell if this is gey, hey, or gay so I’ll say yes and hello

[haute-pockette]

Last year my Vermont Writer’s teacher, who was pretty chill (and also scared so many students with a book called Midwives, but that’s another story), was talking to the boys of the class about what types of girls they were into. So the boys were answering, a few stumbling along cause their type was in the room. The girls (who sat across the room from them) just watched quietly with amusement. One guy was really having a hard time putting it into words so they skipped him. 

When the teacher started asking the girls about their ideal type man, I just said “My type is sitting right there” and I pointed to my girlfriend sitting two desks down. She just smiled and muttered something like “vaginas are better”. The one struggling guy just stood and yelled “MY TYPE HAS A PENIS”

[wonderlandhasmyheart]

Teacher: they've got an iwatch now

Student 1: you can get a $10 watch at walmart

Teacher: you can look at a clock

Student 2: you can look at the sun