There's a ship thing? I wanna do the ship thing too! Saya!
Which one of them:
spikes the eggnog? Kaneda
hangs the stockings? They hang each other’s
leaves cookies and milk out to keep up with the santa tradition? Saya leaves them out, Kaneda eats them
“accidentally” throws away the fruitcake? Saya, because fuck fruitcake
goes overboard on the whipped cream? Kaneda, because he’s a child
is the inevitable Christmas grinch? Neither
wakes up first on Christmas? Saya, because she’s making breakfast
rolls their eyes as the same cheesy carol plays in the stores for the millionth time? They both do
starts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween? Neither
decorates the Christmas tree? They both do, but he lets Saya put the star on top so he can look up her skirt the whole time