May 27, 2016
My boyfriend just tried to murder me...
...we were cleaning up around the apartment, I had just taken out the cat litter, we went into the teeny tiny bathroom to scrub out the box.... he poured some bleach into it, but little did we know, there was some kind of deposit of concentrated cat piss at the bottom of the box... the ammonia from the piss mixed with the bleach and started fizzling... suddenly we were both super lightheaded and seeing spots.... he was like GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM I THINK I JUST MADE MUSTARD GAS.... LOL!!! Needless to say, we both survived, but, as a note to self, beware of cleaning litter boxes with bleach.