The Debt Monster
When I was young I was convinced that there was a monster living under my bed. It only existed at night and I was never brave enough to get a good look at it. I remember being too scared to even try for fear that it was hiding under there ready to snatch me up. There were times I chose to stay in bed despite how badly I needed to use the bathroom.
Well now that I’m a grown a$$ man, I know how ridiculous that is, everyone knows monsters aren’t real!
The Debt Monster is Real
Monsters don’t die easily but they can be killed if you know their weakness. A werewolf can be killed with a sliver bullet, a vampire with a wooden stake through the heart and a zombie by decapitation. A debt monster’s weakness is money, the more you feed it the less powerful it becomes. I’ve outlined a few steps to help prepare you for battle. Remember that a debt monster can only be killed when it’s eaten every last dollar it gave to you in the past... plus interest.
How to Kill a Monster Debt Monster: Revised Edition
Wooden stake through the heart
Feed the debt monster at least once a month
Shoot with a silver bullet
Feed on time
Decapitate
Feed the debt monster more than the recommended serving size
Cleanse with fire
Create a feeding schedule
Blow it up
Feed the monster that costs you the most
I know, I know, that was a silly post but I sure had fun writing it. I hope you enjoyed it too.
You’ve made it to the end of another post, congratulations! You have a few options here. You can go on with your day like nothing ever happened or you can go feed your debt monster. The choice is yours.
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