How I cleared my house
So like three years ago I had my gallbladder removed right and ever since I've been seriously gassy
So tonight I'm gassing it up in my room like always when this happens
My grandparents are down stairs and my grandma comes to the stairs and yells check up there for dog shit I think pebbles shit in the house again
I was like okay I'm looking around and there's nothing. Now keep in mind I'm supper stuffed up cuz allergys so I had no idea that my farts were nasty
So I go down the stairs and I'm like there's nothing up there she looks at my grandpa and was like did you fart he's like nah and she's like it wasn't me I'm like it hasn't been smelly.
We assume it's the recycled water they use for the lawns in our complex cuz that shit stanks
Fifteen minutes later i let one rip we watching and movie and they lose it
They were like what in the holy heaven's died on your ass.
That's when I realize it was me.
They ended up LEAVING THE HOUSE AND TAKING THE DOG WITH THEM!
So I text my best friend cuz I know she's the only one who will find the hilarity in this moment besides the internet and she just like those are some queen farts bitch 😂😂😂😂
I'm dying because they actually took the dog with them I evacuated my house with my gassy ass.