𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 | 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘 !
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 ! “can i request a fred x black cat!gf since he’s such a golden retriever!bf?” thank you to the lovely anon who requested this <3
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 ! my take on what i imagine a golden retriever bf!fred x black cat gf!reader relationship looks like.
𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 ! no warnings, fluff, fem!reader, golden retriever bf!fred x black cat gf!reader, established relationship!
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 !
🥥 golden retriever bf!fred who’s obsessed with you, his black cat!gf
🥥 you’re the only person that can get him to chill the heck out when he’s all hyper and causing chaos with george ( you and angelina are constantly tag teaming the twins )
🥥 will do anything you ask without question
🥥 constantly laying his head in your lap
🥥 will follow you around like a puppy
🥥 you are constantly wandering the castle grounds on your own and fred always has to hunt you down using the marauder’s map ( he borrows it from harry after he and george give it to him )
🥥 you never get pranked because you’re dating fred, but also because the twins are afraid of how you’d retaliate
🥥 cuddling is his favorite pastime
🥥 people are constantly sending you patronus messages to come and get fred because he’s causing a ruckus
🥥 professors regularly use you as a messenger to inform the twins when they have detention
🥥 fred found a way to get past the enchantment preventing boys from entering the girls’ dorm just so he can cuddle with you every night
🥥 he knows you hate quidditch and the only reason you watch the games is for him, so he always makes sure to balance out the weekends with stuff you like to do as well
🥥 carries your books and/or book bag for you even when you insist you can do it yourself
🥥 always makes a plate for you first; no matter if it’s breakfast, lunch, or dinner
🥥 loves to cuddle
🥥 if you’re ever in an argument/fight with someone, he’ll let you go off because he knows you can handle your own, but he’ll still be ready to jump in if things escalate
🥥 during breaks, he’s terrible at writing letters for everyone except you
🥥 he and george will sometimes pretend to be the other twin for a day but you thwart it every time because you can tell them apart
🥥 whether it’s holding hands, an arm around your waist, or even you sitting in his lap—if you’re near, you must be touching him in some way, shape, or form
🥥 you met him and george at the same time and they did that thing where they pretended to be the other twin, and you—the natural skeptic that you are, immediately called their bluff…he was head over heels after that
🥥 if someone calls your name, he will look up too
🥥 happily listens to you lecturing him after he gets injured in a game and ends up in the hospital wing—partially because he loves seeing how much you care, but also because the potions madam pomfrey gave him are strong
🥥 instantly melts when you card your hand(s) through his hair
🥥 will act like a needy baby when he’s ill and demand you take care of him ( you do, obviously )
🥥 in turn, will be the most doting mother hen when you’re ill even though you try to make him go away so you don’t spread your sickness to him
🥥 adding on to the previous one, he’ll get all embarrassed when you poke fun at him for his doting ( “the molly genes are strong in this one” )
🥥 will prank someone if they piss you off ( unprompted btw, you don’t even have to ask!!! )
🥥 will proudly wear an ‘i love my gf’ shirt
🥥 he loves it when you get jealous because he thinks it’s hot
🥥 he instantly shuts all of it down, though—he’d never dare let your relationship be disrespected
🥥 you don’t even need to ask for reassurance because he’s so loud in his love for you that you never question it in the first place ( you still get jealous though )
🥥 much to your chagrin, he names your fur baby y/n junior ( fic )
🥥 absolutely melts whenever you call him freddie
🥥 did i mention he likes to cuddle?
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 !
𝐤𝐞𝐲 ! fred, you, other people
🐚 “guys, where’s my girlfriend?”
🐚 “i miss my girlfriend.” “she just went to the bathroom?” “exactly.”
🐚 “cuddle time?” ( constant ask btw, not that you’re complaining )
🐚 “can you at least pretend to be happy that your boyfriend is here?” “you’re supposed to be in detention!?”
🐚 “not arguing with my beautiful girlfriend. whatever you say, gorgeous.”
🐚 “can we go cuddle now?”
🐚 “i know my girlfriend is pretty, mate. you don’t need to stare though, yeah?”
🐚 “love it when you call me freddie.”
🐚 “are you single?” “fortunately, no!”
🐚 “why are we studying when we could be cuddling right now instead?”
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𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 !
𝐤𝐞𝐲 ! you, fred, other people
🫧 “what did he do this time, professor?”
🫧 “nice try george, i know you’re not my boyfriend. where is he?”
🫧 “cuddle time.” ( your response every time he asks )
🫧 “freddie?” “yes, my love?” “nothing, just wanted to hear you call me that.”
🫧 “ang, i feel like the castle’s been too quiet lately.” “i agree…” “wait- where are the boys!?”
🫧 “y/n, come quick! fred keeps talking about spiking snape’s pumpkin juice!” “of course he is. why are you telling me this?” “you’re the only one who can tell him not to!”
🫧 “yes, we can go cuddle now, freddie.”
🫧 “y/nsaywhatifyouloveme.” “what?” “yes!”
🫧 “i love you, freddie.” “you love meee.” ( he giggles as he says it, canon )
🫧 “yes, my love—i think you’re the prettier twin.”
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 ! wooh, first headcanon post done!!! i hope you lovelies enjoyed reading this as much as i enjoyed writing it!
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mila! *: ･🐚༄🫧*ੈ✩