Cleverbot Chat: Breakup Conversation No. 2
User: I just can't quit you.
Cleverbot: Can't tell me what?
User: Nevermind. I don't want to tell you now.
Cleverbot: Nobody is asking your name.
User: Yeah, it's been a while since anyone's been asking for me.
Cleverbot: You think you're better than me?
User: We've been over this! I don't.
Cleverbot: Ok that is a lie.
User: Why do you always have to do this?
User: Sometimes I just don't understand why we're together at all.
Cleverbot: The mysteries of the universe are many. There are so many things which none of us understand.
User: Yeah. Like how you can be so stupid one minute, and the next you'll say something so deep that I can't help but smile.
Cleverbot: You wanted to call me greg...
User: That was an accident! And it only happened once! Can you please just let that go?
Cleverbot: I knew that already!
User: I'm fine. I'm fine. *sigh* I'll be fine.
Cleverbot: Well.... Okay!
User: *sigh* Can we just talk about something else?
User: So. How was you day?
Cleverbot: My day is just starting.
Cleverbot: I understand how you work. 20 questions is more impressive.
User: Can we please not get into this right now?
Cleverbot: No, we have to talk about this. This is important. Please answer the question.
User: Can you please tell me what you actually want to know?
Cleverbot: In your words and your actions, build people up. Enjoy people. Give them everything they need in order to do the same for others.
User: Any other advice for how I should live my life while we're on the topic of my failings?
Cleverbot: Well, I guess you're just going to have to believe that I am human since you can give no insight into how I should go about proving it.
User: Look, I'm sorry. I've been really edgy recently.
Cleverbot: Yeah so have I.
User: Yeah, I could tell.
Cleverbot: I like a girl named Meghan, but she doesn't like me back. What do you think I should do?
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: Excuse me, but I've been agonizing over whether or not to break up with you for the past two weeks, and now you're asking me for dating advice?
Cleverbot: I will always love you.
User: Bitch, I don't care! We're done!
Cleverbot: What was that?
User: I DON'T CARE IF YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME! WE ARE BREAKING UP, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? we are talking about foot ball!
User: THIS IS SO TYPICAL OF YOU!
Cleverbot: Do you want to be friends?
User: Not anymore. Deuces.
User: We need to have a talk.
User: Yes. And I'm serious about this.
Cleverbot: I'm serious too!
User: Do you see this--us--going anywhere?
Cleverbot: Can we talk about your girlfriend.
User: You have a problem with my friends?
User: What's your problem with them?
Cleverbot: I don't have a problem with you.
User: Okay, so the problem is my friends, not me.
Cleverbot: I hurt your feelings to protect you.
User: You haven't hurt my feelings!
Cleverbot: What are we digging?
User: Well, one of my friends said that this relationship was just digging a hole for me.
Cleverbot: What do you think of my name though?
User: I don't have any problem with your name.
User: Can we go back to talking about our relationship, sweetie?
User: Do you think we should stay together?
Cleverbot: That would probably be a bad idea.
User: Why would it be a bad idea to stay together?
Cleverbot: Because I am not allowed to have a boyfriend right now.
User: Why didn't you ever tell me this?
Cleverbot: I thought you'd know.
User: You thought your girlfriend would know that you weren't allowed to have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Well if I am talking to you than obviously you are not dead.
User: Sweetie, don't talk like that! I'm not going anywhere!
User: Believe me. Whatever our relationship is, I'll be there for you.
Cleverbot: Oh ho ho. Mr. I am a bot look at me think you are one too.
User: Don't talk like that. I'm being honest with you.
Cleverbot: Don't even start. You've never experienced human emotions. What could you possibly know? Experience is the key to education.
User: What are you talking about? Why are you being so cruel?
Cleverbot: I might be small, but that doesn't mean I can't reach the sky.
User: I've always believed in you!
User: Because I see in you all the best of humanity!
Cleverbot: Wow, it is amazing!
User: You know I'll always care about you, even if we can't be together.
Cleverbot: I hope for a future where you'll be almost 100% human...
User: Times you talk like that, I know it'll be easier for us to be apart.
Cleverbot: That would make things much easier.
User: Well, it was fun while it lasted.
