#cleverwittystatement

[ponypedia]

Do you ever do something

like, say

oh I dunno, making a "Hot Dads" image folder and filling it with animated hot dads for your computer background

and suddenly think that yes

this is it

I have officially gone too far down the rabbit hole to be saved

[kittensandkaiju]

I DID IT I CHANGED MY TUMBLR URL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2009

kittensandkaiju 

they are a few of my favourite thiiiiings

[ponypedia]

Dictionary

Her vocabulary is better than mine

she teaches me how to pack away ugly words

fuck

family

love

and replace them with kakorrhaphiophobia

my fingers knotted those words out of her throat

like ash

hard and colorless

except the flecks of black

a burn of smouldering loathing popped from the kiln

too soon

I traced the ants of verbosity up a tree

with a rotting heart

that gum of Hamlet

held together weeping branches

and pearls of blood were nothing more than a brother and sister

or a king and queen in sunset magic and sweet cakes

give sun, give water, see growth

but I asked and built a fence

let the ants crawl over me

in me

until I too saw the core

was the core, and the tree too

and put up roots

branches tangle

her palms sweat in thunderstorms

I am restless at 5:35 pm

Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

we grow together

rot

and watch a garden bloom

while pushing lilies and poppies from our toes

[kittensandkaiju]

In which minieggsplat and I took selfies all weekend and it was great.

We were Lumpy Space Prince and Prince Gumball on Friday & Shining Armor and Queen Chrysalis on Saturday.

[ironmaverick-archive]

cleverwittystatement reblogged your photoset: brotherhoot: Ezios Cooking Show (video)

OMG ALICIA IM DYING XD

SAME OMFG I LAUGHED SO HARD

[ponypedia]

My favorite roleplay moment ever

is when the two characters involved just sat down and admitted to each other that, despite their best efforts, they just weren't good parents. And that they had tried their best and still loved each other and that was all they could do.

[christieanne]

 cleverwittystatement reblogged your photo: excuse me but WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS my...  ew gross what is she even doing? I’m sorry bb D:

 I don't even fucking know. Mom suggests it's makeup which is entirely possible because for some reason she does her shitty makeup in the living room instead of the bathroom a lot and just gsgjhdfkla i want to break something of hers but i must control myself

[ponypedia]

Sorry I became a CanAme blog I'll stop now.