CLEX FOR THE MEME THING
makes the bed in the mornings: lex
has sole posession of the T.V. remote: clark
is the bigger cuddler: clark
does the laundry: like one of lex’s henchmen or martha bc i feel like they’d both fuck it up so tremendously
mows the lawn: clark bc farmboy
shops for groceries: like is there even a grocery store in smallville
comes home drunk at 3am: LEX
makes breakfast: both
remembers to feed the fish: clark
decorates the apartment: lex bc clark would put a burlap sack on the floor and be like haute couture
initiates duets: wha t
falls asleep first: clark














