#clint anon

[clint-anon]

Wasn't paying attention getting off the subway. Managed to walk into a post.

[ironman-tonystark]

Today, Clint told me he missed me. It was then that I noticed the arrow embedded in the wall beside me.

[buckysmischief]

😞🙃👍🤷🏼‍♂️😇😞🥳😆☺️🥳⛽️🖤👍

oooo are we playing a game? 👀

[browneyedhimbo]

Why is Blaize walking around the compound in an orange sundress while singing "Before you go go"? And why is there a trail of flowers behind her? -Clint

I *sighs* I don't know buddy. She does a lot of weird stuff. At least she's not terrorising the newbie agents. I say stay away before you get stabbed again bud...

[clint-anon]

I just tried to drink out of my fancy water bottle, forgetting it was both a straw and a chug capability. I somehow managed to get: water up my nose, down my face, and a small shower. Don't drink water kids.

[clint-anon]

Much like pickle, I will be relishing my birthday. I'll see myself out.

[clint-anon]

Walked into the freezer. I did not come out unscathed.

[clint-anon]

Just managed to trip on the anti-trip portion of the train platform.