#clippy4ver

[bloodthirstymoonstone]

Hi, I’m Clippy! I’m the browser assistant and my job is to help you navigate this page. Do you need assistance?

{THIS IS GENERIC APRIL FOOLS STUFF THANKS FOR COMING}

Walter was in utter tears. Inconsolable, in fact. Devastated. 

“CLIPPY!!!” he banged out on the ancient word document in the throes of despair. “ROBLOX ACOUNT GOT HAXXED BC SUM1 TOLT ME I CULD GET FREE SKINZ IF I GAV HIM MY PASSWORLD PLS HELP PLS!!!!!”

[guiltyshine]

Hi, I’m Clippy! I’m the browser assistant and my job is to help you navigate this page. Do you need assistance?

“Clippy help me woo Konohamaru please.”

[nessblessed-moved]

Hi, I’m Clippy! I’m the browser assistant and my job is to help you navigate this page. Do you need assistance?

“LEAVE.“

[her0icmismatched]

Hi, I’m Clippy! I’m the browser assistant and my job is to help you navigate this page. Do you need assistance?

“O-Oh my, I must be getting old, I could have sworn this tiny piece of metal just spoke.”

[magma-mouse]

Hi, I’m Clippy! I’m the browser assistant and my job is to help you navigate this page. Do you need assistance?

“Yes I could use help, Im blind, I've never been in this house, and I can’t find the damn kitchen”

[heartbxnd-blog]

Hi, I’m Clippy! I’m the browser assistant and my job is to help you navigate this page. Do you need assistance?

“...”

“Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!”

[controlledhues]

Hi, I’m Clippy! I’m the browser assistant and my job is to help you navigate this page. Do you need assistance?

❝I- I really need assistance! My uh-... my files have been scattered around and I really need help organizing them!❞

[jasperlion]

Hi, I’m Clippy! I’m the browser assistant and my job is to help you navigate this page. Do you need assistance?

“… … …?”

The object, it speaks. Page? Navigate? Words that hold no meaning. The vestal pauses, considers, then gives in to the impulse.

…

Which is a long-winded way to say he threw a fireball at it.