You want to know what I assume about you cuz of your tumblr? I assume that you haven't indoctrinated your followers to the full spectrum of the spooky muffin lore and therefore don't assume they know about that mothefucker from cincinnati :-P
Spooky Muffin? That's a name I've not heard in a long time. Secondly, Creepy Bagel has been quelled, there’s no need to remark upon the departed.
The lore has been long forgotten, archaic scholars had all but given up trying to piece together the relics that make up that antiquity. There’s naught to do but endure and inscribe our novel narratives.









