#clone pilot axe

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[The 212th and the 501st relaxing after a mission]

Rex, rubbing his temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

Fives: But Rex, we don't smoke.

Cody: Cut the crap, Fives. We're not idiots. We know that at least one in five people smoke.

Rex, pointing at Dogma: one *then at Trapper* two *then at Wooley* three *then at Longshot* four *then at Fives* five.

Cody: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers.

Trapper, puts a cigarrette in Cody's hand: here, sir

Cody: Thank you.

Fives:

Wooley:

Dogma:

Trapper:

Longshot:

Cody: Light?

(all of them simultaneously pulling out lighters)

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Crys: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?

Fives: Oh… We’d mildly trouble everyone.

Crys: Alright, so what would you do?

Fives: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.

Echo: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working.

Fives: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.

Echo: I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together.

Echo & Fives: And then lastly, We’d snip a little hole in every tea bag.

Crys:

Echo & Fives:

Crys: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

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Kix: How does one turn their emotions off?

Longshot: Okay, so first go to settings.

Hawk: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.

Kix: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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Echo: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Waxer: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Echo?

Echo: Probably “road work ahead”.

Switch, about to bang his head into a wall: I speak many languages...

Switch: this one is definitely not one of them.

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Gearshift: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Hawk: The cow???

Jesse: What?

Oddball: Hawk, W H Y?

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Appo: So, what's it like living with Gregor?

Trapper: He once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."

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Hardcase: I made tea.

Longshot: I don't want tea.

Hardcase: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Longshot: Then why did you tell me?

Hardcase: It's a conversation starter.

Longshot: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Hardcase: Oh, is it?

Hardcase: We're conversing, checkmate.

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Echo: Rules were made to be broken.

Gearshift: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Striker: Uh, piñatas.

Trapper: Glow sticks.

Vaughn: Karate boards.

Wooley: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Waxer: Rules.

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Echo: What is your favourite mythical story?

Boil: The Story Of My Will To Live.

Echo: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

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Axe: I'm not sure what you mean

Axe: I am socializing.

Gregor: Standing there ominously doesn't count as socializing

Axe:

Axe: Since when?

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Crys: I was arrested for being too cool.

Vaughn: And the charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Hil: I’m going to get so much done today.

Jester: I’ll hold you to that.

*8 hours later*

Jester: So how much did you get done?

Hil: One thing.

Jester: Well, that’s one more than usual.

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Switch: Who ate all my cookies?

Tup: Bounty hunters

Switch, confused: I didn’t see them

Tup: No one ever does :)

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Fives: The how the fuck’s and why are you so dumb's don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

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Tup: Why is it called "oven" when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Crys: What???

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Boil: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Fives: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Boil: Oh, I'm sorry. should I ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Fives: That's somehow worse.

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Cody: When Fives & Echo were born, the gods said, "They're too good for this world."

Jesse: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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Gearshift: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.

Appo: You mean glory days?

Gearshift: Ah, that too.

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Fives: I’m an idiot.

Boil:

Jesse:

Waxer:

Echo:

Trapper:

Fives:

Echo: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Kix, looking at both batallions: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

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Boomer: It’s funny how well you and Longshot get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Hardcase, nodding: Longshot hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

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Waxer: Are you reading fan fiction?

Denal, reading an article about a extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.

Boil: Oh, is it on AO3?

Denal, ready to punch one of them: This is BBC.

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Oddball: Hey, thanks for checking in, I’m ✨still a piece of garbage✨

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Sterling: You could be nicer.

Spark: I am.

Sterling: You threatened Wooley with a cooking knife.

Spark: But I didn't actually stab him!

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Redeye, about Gus: Is he a freak (derogatory)?

Redeye: Or a freak (affectionate)?

Slick: Why not both?

Redeye: You’re so right, a freak (double-edged sword)!

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Hawk: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.

Barlex: What's wrong with you??

Hawk: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.

Wyler: No, he means other than that.

Hawk: Ohhhhhh.

Hawk: I haven't slept in 4 days.

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Jesse: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large ships.

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Fives: Why do humans have different blood groups?

Longshot: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

Dogma: Really guys? Now?

Dogma: I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!

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Fives: Can we go out to get icecream?

Cody: Did you ask Rex?

Echo: He said no.

Cody: Then why are you asking me?

Echo & Fives: He aint the boss of you.

Cody, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

[hottestclonetournament]

Round 2c Part 7

Crying about Tup again

Tup vs. Axe

Tup

Axe

Voting ended onMar 13, 2023

[majorshiraharu]

Axe x Jedi Reader Fluff

Clone-Tober Day 21

Prompts: Character - Axe |  Word - Orders Link to OP Post HERE | OP Blog Link HERE @/threetinyshinies

——————– Clone Pilot Axe x Gender Neutral Jedi Reader ——————–

"Good job out there," Axe said placing a hand on your shoulder. You were sitting on the edge of your Jedi starfighter, you just got do with a difficult space assault. It had been a while since you had fought in a starfighter and were relieved to be alive and that most of your men returned safely.

Letting out a small exhausted laugh you turn to look at him, "Thanks..."  "Is everything alright?" He asked moving around the front of the ship to sit next to you, removing his helmet and setting it on his lap. He noticed your hands shaking some, reaching over he placed his hand over yours, curling his fingers around your hand, gently rubbing his thumb over your skin. You look at his eyes for a few moments before remembering that he had asked you a question, looking over at him you finally answered, "Honestly...not really, just got overwhelmed with all the orders and stress." "But you followed them well and made the right calls even if it went against some orders, you did the best you could in the moment.”  “I don’t know...”

Studying your face he becomes concerned for you, trying to think of what to say or do to help you. - “I don't want to push you into a conversation, but if you want to talk I'm here," he said softly smiling at you. -- Some tears build in your eyes as you think over his words and your own feelings, reaching your other arm over you loop it around him, hugging him tightly. At first, he's shocked, but then he places his arm across you, pulling you closer, running his hand up and down your back to comfort you.

"I'm sorry," you mumble as a tear rolls down your face dripping down onto his armor. - "Don't be," he whispered. - Taking in a deep breath you try to gain back some of your composure, pulling away from him. He places his hand on your face, wiping away the tears that had escaped your eyes. "I'm a Jedi I shouldn't be feeling like this or showing these emotions." "Y/N you might be a Jedi, but just like me, you're a soldier in this war. And as soldiers, we have these emotions and it's normal. - We trained our whole life to be numb to these feelings, to handle them better, and yet I and so many of my brothers still struggle with them. I don't much about the Jedi, but I'm sure you weren't conditioned for war like we were." "We learned about war, but it wasn't our life, peace and compassion were what we always learned. Those things clearly don't work well in war..." you say after taking a moment to think about his thoughtful reply. "That's not true, without people like you who strive for peace or compassion wars would never end."  "Thank you, Axe...” you said trying to hold back more tears, he moves his hand to your shoulder softly running his hand up and down, just to remind you you weren’t alone.

"You know...Axe....you're the first person who actually listened to my feelings and were open about how you perceive them."  "Well, probably hearing from people who grew up just like you wasn't the thing you needed, -- but I'm glad I could help some." Leaning over you kiss his cheek, feeling his skin heat up before you pulled away, "You helped more than just some," you said with a bright smile on your face, leaning your head against his shoulder as you looked out into the now mostly empty hanger.

[airlockfailure]

Axe and Ahsoka (and Anakin is here as well) Some Head-canons

My shift yesterday started in the pre-dawn hours so I got to see the total eclipse of the moon, but it also means I'm alone at work for a solid two hours before any of my co-workers arrive. We aren't allowed to have cell phones and the computers can't access music/radio sites so one's brain must keep oneself entertained.

So I'm thinking about clone pilot Axe, and how he's ten inches taller than the rest of the clones. How did he avoid decommission? He'd be so expensive for the Kaminoans, rigging gear in a larger size, customizing everything down to his nutritional intake, not to mention in the field he's a sizeable target compared to other clones.

I don't know how the droids' targeting AI works, but my HC is they're programmed to scan for life forms, and lock on heat signatures. This is partly why in my fics the cooling system in the clones' under armor is so important. Usually, larger people have a more body heat because it requires more energy to keep them alive. That makes Axe even more of a target.

So, my head canon is that this height discrepancy didn't make itself known until he was already trained. A mutation that didn't activate until his final growth spurt in the clone equivalent of his late teens.

This means, instead of adjusting for his specific needs, Axe is forced to go without those needs being met. He eats the same as the rest of them, and is therefore malnourished early on. He has to cram himself into a tiny cockpit made for people ten inches smaller than himself. His suit and armor don't work right to protect him from g-forces because he's bigger, his heart works harder, his blood travels farther. So my head canon is that Axe has much more wear and tear on his body than the rest of the pilots. His joints, his organs, especially his cardiovascular and respiratory systems, and I think his brain would suffer to an extent that he's likely using oxygen tanks made for normal clones, not giants. So he either runs out faster then the others, or is never getting enough air (either in his lungs or to pressurize his armor). *Don't question the space/atmospheric flight dynamics here, I don't actually care that much about the differences. Star Wars treats space too much like atmospheric flight for me to go the opposite direction. It's also more dramatic to treat space flight like atmospheric flight. SHHH I'm having fun, things don't need to be realistic. It's okay.

And all of that leads me to this: the person Axe relates to most among the 501st ends up being Ahsoka. She's too short for the ships. In my head canon the Jedi have to suit up for flight the same as the clones, because while a Master might be able to use the Force to correct blood flow and respirations, I don't think a Padawan could.

Of course, in my AU, Ahsoka is already a Jedi Knight (similar to Barriss Offee), working with Anakin until the 501st splits.

But she's too short for the ships, she has to stretch to reach the controls, she has to adjust to getting too much air, her suit not fitting her properly. (Because Sidious wants the Jedi to suffer damn it, the Republic already spent enough credits to make these things, they aren't spending more to accommodate the Jedi. What do you meant the Jedi are compassionate, good people and want to fight alongside their men and not from the safety of the Venators? Just kidding, Sidious knew they would do exactly that and intended to make it suck in so many ways.)

So of course Anakin overhears Axe and Ahsoka talking(complaining) about their mutual struggles in opposite directions, and being the hack mechanic that he is, he makes alterations to Axe and Ahsoka's bombers. Are these alterations safe?? More than likely not. Do the alterations extend to their suits? Sort of, but Anakin's ability with textiles while there (you think a slave from Tatooine doesn't know how to mend/alter clothes????), isn't as honed as it is with mechanical things.

And because everyone gets the same food, Ahsoka gives her extra to Axe. They usually eat together whenever they can. And Axe goes with her when the 501st splits into the 501st and 332nd.

So yeah, all that to say I think Axe and Ahsoka are good buddies and no Axe doesn't die, what do you mean?? Haha. Ha.

I need more coffee.