#cloneurrick

[multiplerickalities]

Damn, you can't even say that you're a robot? What's Rick even having you do?

- @clone-ur-rick

"If I was a robot, which I have to say, and it's really stupid cause everyone would still know I'm a robot either way, I would hypothetically be designed to replace Rick when he does not want to spend time with his family, wants to ignore obligations, or otherwise needs a replacement. It sucks."

[c137sucks]

@clone-ur-rick asked:

So...you're Prime? Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing knowing what you're like...

Rick had heard the rumors… some glitchy hologram version of a dead Rick bouncing around the net like a bad meme. What he didn’t expect was that this digital reject would hack into his car. All because he came home to grab a tool. Figures… Time to scrap the damn thing anyway. Piece of shit was overdue for retirement.

Leaning back with arms folded across his chest, Rick Prime watched the hologram like it owed him rent.

“Wait—wait, are you that fuck-up? The one whose Morty derailed your whole goddamn timeline over a death crystal and some teenage girl?” He barked out a laugh, sharp and amused. “Holy shit, I didn’t think you were real. So what now, huh? Just stuck like this forever? Wow.”

A pause, mocking grin tugging at his mouth.

“This is exactly why I don’t do sidekicks.”

[countlessrealities]

MORTY'S BIRTHDAY ASKS || Accepting till Monday !

@clone-ur-rick sent: "My Morty is spending his birthday as a tree so uh, hope you've got your shit together a lot more than he does."

Who the fuck is this?

That was the first thought that crossed Morty's mind when that Hologram Rick spoke to him. Even if the man hadn't hinted at another Morty, one he got to call his own, it would have been quite obvious that this version of his grandfather wasn't linked to C-137. Unfortunately, he remembered far too well how that Death Crystals ordeal went down and what happened to their Hologram Rick.

There was no way he could have somehow come back from that.

In any case, the knowledge didn't really help him understand what was happening and why it was happening. The words he had been addressed weren't exactly flattering, so it was fair to assume that there was hostility behind them, right?

"Uh, I-I'm not a tree, so..." He pointed out, even if his tone was as skeptical as his expression.

There were more words he had meant to say, but they got stuck in his throat before he could voice them. He didn't want to provoke the man, in case the hologram had no intention of attacking him to start with.

"I-I'm sorry that your Morty didn't...figure his shit out, b-but that doesn't mean we all can't do it. I-I did. Also...y-you should know that my Rick doesn't like it when random Ricks show up uninvited. J-Just saying."

Was it an implicit threat? Maybe, but it was mostly to keep that new version of his grandfather from trying anything. Hopefully, it would have pissed him off enough to make his leave.

[multiplerickalities]

🧪 What's your problem with me?

- @clone-ur-rick

"This might come as a shock, but I don't trust you. You hang around my house way too fucking much, and for some reason my robot thinks of you as a friend. It wasn't built to make friends. It was built to be a replacement while I'm busy with my work. And that's a fucking problem."

[multiplerickalities]

@clone-ur-rick spawned into the middle of Rick's garage, glancing around in curiosity to see who was there.

Uh, hey, is- is the robot here? I-I mean, I know you can't confirm that if you are, but, I-I-I don't know uh...clap twice if you're the robot!

"W-wouldn't that still be confirming I was a robot...if I was a robot...which I'm not..." He...really needed to find a better way to distinguish himself from Rick for this very reason.

[multiplerickalities]

@clone-ur-rick

"Ok, look. If I help you out, will you leave me alone? I just want to make it clear I'm not doing this out of the kindness of my heart or anything. I'm doing it because I'm tired of seeing you in my lab."

[multiplerickalities]

Be honest, do you really see any worth in that kid?

- @clone-ur-rick

"Oh fuck off. He's worth more than a useless hologram who can't do the one job it was designed to do."

[multiplerickalities]

Rick! D-D-Don't suppose you're mine, a-are you...?

- @clone-ur-rick

"Last I checked I haven't died today and currently standing here in a physical body, so...no."

Unless Jerry was fucking with his shit again and accidentally activated his own hologram...but that seemed doubtful.