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Damn, you can't even say that you're a robot? What's Rick even having you do?
- @clone-ur-rick
"If I was a robot, which I have to say, and it's really stupid cause everyone would still know I'm a robot either way, I would hypothetically be designed to replace Rick when he does not want to spend time with his family, wants to ignore obligations, or otherwise needs a replacement. It sucks."
@clone-ur-rick spawned into the middle of Rick's garage, glancing around in curiosity to see who was there.
Uh, hey, is- is the robot here? I-I mean, I know you can't confirm that if you are, but, I-I-I don't know uh...clap twice if you're the robot!
"W-wouldn't that still be confirming I was a robot...if I was a robot...which I'm not..." He...really needed to find a better way to distinguish himself from Rick for this very reason.
Rickbot to Rick @countlessrealities
"We seriously need to talk about...some shit regarding me and my...'way of thinking.'" The robot said, using air quotes to hopefully get his point across.
Everything about his existence sucked, and it really boiled down to his inability to be honest with Rick's family. He hated the deception, he hated not being able to say anything about being a robot or not the real Rick. He hated not being able to be his own person.
What good this conversation would do, he had no idea. Probably no good at all. But hey, the worst thing that could happen is Rick shuts him off or otherwise destroys him, which would be a blessing.
Oh no I dropped my SSD full of drug simulations for beings of artificial intelligence oh no ohh no I kicked it under this garage door and into this garage oh well guess I'll get a new one.
"....Oh no. I will take this lost drive and hold it for safe keeping. We don't want it falling into the wrong hands or...whatever the fuck."
Grabs it and skitters off.
Bloody
- @notthatrick (Muse up to you)
>THREAT DETECTED >VISUAL MATCH: TARGET "PRIME" >LOADING: WEAPONS >INITIATE ATTACK
Every single weapon equipped to the robot is deployed and fired at once.
Awkward staring. He has a robodick...
[Gives... Rick... a can of oil] Here for your robot. Not you because you are not a robot. This is for your robot.
"Thank you." He's...honestly not sure what to do with this. He doesn't drink oil or anything but it was the thought that counted.
It was times like this he wished he was capable of getting drunk.
[Hands Rick a juice box and some cookies] People stuck
"People really do. I'll make sure he gets this. If I wasn't Rick...which I am. God dammit, I hate my programming. Which is what I'd say if I was a robot. Which I'm not, but if I was I'd say that." Annoyed robot noises.
