I'm crawling out from underneath my rock to bring you some dancing Dieter goodness with a Closed Position Week 11 Teaser!
As you know, we are close to the end for these two. However, there is still a lot of plot to get through. What's to come? Lots of obnoxious fluff. Seriously, these two have bypassed ridiculous. But they are so damn cute! And of course the rumor mill is still milling as we can see from the latest gossip rag article:
But what does all this mean?!?! Is our dear Kit-Kat ok?!?! Or is someone up to nefarious behavior by spreading false information? Not to worry, Dieter and Kat are here to clear things up with their social media posts (and Dieter's slutty little chain)... I think?
Maybe their Instagram stories will clear things up...No?
Clearly, some things go down in this chapter. Any predictions as to what this is about?
Now, it's time for a snippet...below the cut:
Kat's POV
I huffed out a laugh, uncovering another painting of me in bed. I was nestled in the white bedding with bare back exposed, hair fanned out with strands glinting in the sunlight. It somehow made me fall for him all over again. Even harder, if that were possible.
“I told you I had new inspiration,” Dieter called from the doorway in that low raspy tone that made me ache for him.
I turned toward him with a smile. “I can’t believe you’ve done all of these. Of me?”
He nodded, closing the distance between us. I couldn’t help admiring his leaner body, only covered in gym shorts, as he approached. His hands rested on my hips, pulling me in closer.
“I wondered when you would ask about these. I knew you noticed them.”
I shrugged. “Last week was a little insane trying to catch up on missed rehearsal time. I didn't really think about it until now.”
I glanced over at the paintings again, chewing my bottom lip before he reached up to wipe the tear streaks from my cheeks.
“Why did you paint so many?” I asked.
It was his turn to shrug. “I missed you when I wasn’t with you. It was the only way I could settle my mind.”
My fingers traced along the stubble of his jaw. “You’re ridiculous.”
He chuckled. Then shifted away to reach into the pocket of his shorts, pulling out a silver key.
“Speaking of ridiculous… I don’t want you climbing the fence and falling on your ass again. So, I want you to have this.”
Awwwww! He's so smitten! I love them.🥹🥹🥹
How do we think Kat will handle this new development? Excited or lose her shit again?
We had a little fun with this last time, so let's do another poll!
Who do we think says this:
"I’m not opposed to polygamy. I’m sure Dieter wouldn’t mind having a brother-husband, would he?"
Cora
Lydia
Evan
Mark
Voting ended onOct 25, 2025
WTF is happening there? Just another unhinged moment from one of our favs. 🤭
I'm estimating final word count will be somewhere around 10k. I just have the final performance bit left to write, so we shall see. My goal is to post by the end of this week. Have you missed this two idiots as much as I have? Sigh...
I hope you're all are doing well! I have been hard at work over here preparing the next chapter and new content for our dear dancing Dieter. Today, I bring you teasers.
First, it looks like we have some new social media activity from our favorite idiots. Dieter has gone and done another Instagram live, as if he hasn't caused enough drama already. It's definitely not going to help the Dieterina rumor mill. 😏
We've also got some new Instagram stories from Dieter and Kat. If your curious about costumes for the week, here's the look. Those are also some interesting hashtags. Does this mean our favs are back on good terms by week 10 showtime?
Additionally, I bring you a snippet (under the cut).
“Lyd? Everything OK?”
She was breathless with excitement, “Please tell me your fucking watching this?”
I huffed out a nervous laugh, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Instagram live! Dieter! I swear to god Kat, if you don’t marry that man, I will.”
I snorted, “And how does your husband feel about that?”
“He’d probably officiate it... HOLY. SHIT. Kat! He has…you just need to watch it. He just ended it. Fuck. You need to see it. I might cry.”
I didn’t know how to respond. She sounded like she was having a meltdown on the other end of the line.
I sighed, “What the hell are you going on about?”
She let out the most ridiculous squeal, prompting me to pull the phone away from my ear.
“It’s on his story now. GO WATCH IT. NOW. Call me when you’re done.”
I sighed, “Ok. Ok. Just stop screeching. Please.”
“Ok. Bye.”
The line went dead.
Butterflies formed in the pit of my stomach. I could not comprehend what he did to have her acting like this. It actually freaked me out a little. When I opened Instagram, I had hundreds of notifications from where I had been tagged in the comments of his video.
I groaned, “Oh god. Dieter what did you do?”
The chaos demon is clearly doing what he does best and this is why we love him. Anyone want to take any guesses on what he's up to?
Another fun little addition, I bring you the chapter quote because I want to leave you all scratching your head.
“How did you…Why do you have leaves in your hair? Did you…climb over the fucking fence?”
Who do we think said this?
Dieter
Kat
Evan
I only want to see the responses.
Voting ended onJul 15, 2025
What do we think is happening here? I promise, it's not what you expect. It's a little bit of an unhinged moment.
I'm estimating final word count will be around 8 or 9k. It will hopefully be posted by the end of the week. How excited are we? I've missed these two idiots. 😏
💜Mysty
👉 P.S. We should have a new installment of Texts with Plant Daddy Dieter dropping soon, too. I'm already giggling over it.
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Dieter Bravo x OFC (Katarina)
Hello my lovelies!
I come bearing some excellent news and a teaser for the next chapter of Closed Position. The good news is...the chapter is basically done. I just have a smidge left to write and the editing. I can't give an exact day I plan to post because I do have a couple of travel days for work this coming week, but it will definitely be before the week is over. My guess is it will be around 10k words (shocking, I know) and it is in fact all from Kat's POV.
I do have more about this chapter after the teaser. It's basically a couple of past conversations to review because they will be referenced. So give those a quick skim as a refresher.
Now for the good stuff...
Week 8: Viennese Waltz Teaser
Stacia and Joe's eyes focused on Dieter for a beat before Stacia finally spoke. “I’m gonna need for you to tell me what the hell is going on because we’re getting inundated with calls from the press.”
Dieter shrugged nonchalantly, “I’m gonna need you to be a little more specific…because I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Stacia scoffed, “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. You know exactly what I’m talking about…the social media posts? The mystery brunette with you on the beach that’s plastered all over the tabloids? You’ve got nothing to say about that?”
I glanced over at him just in time to see the side of his lips twitch upward. “What is there to say? That I’m seeing someone? It’s my personal life. I didn’t realize I needed your permission.”
Stacia looked like she could have punched the smug look off his face. I had to bite my bottom lip to keep from laughing over how worked up she was getting. She leaned forward, pinning Dieter with her eyes as they flashed with anger, “If it affects this show, then yes, you need to give a heads up. Our ratings may plummet over this...you realize that right? The fans have bought into shipping you two, and if they can’t do that, then they won’t watch.”
Let's just say we get a very sassy Dieter during their weekly production meeting in this chapter. He sort of unleashes after this and it's kind of hot to be honest. 😏
Given that it's been a while since some of you may have read the earlier chapters, might I recommend you review the bits of past conversations below before you dig into the next chapter because we will be circling back to them. 😬
More under the cut.
From Week 1: Introductions (Dieter's POV)
Once filming was done for the day, we took a seat on the floor for a water break as the crew gathered up all of their gear to leave. We mostly sat in awkward silence until we were finally alone. I could feel Katarina’s eyes on me as I stared at the water bottle in my hand. She spoke first.
“I feel like I should apologize about yesterday…I was having a shit day and kind of took it out on you. I’m sorry. I honestly didn’t mean what I said.”
I pursed my lips and shrugged, “It’s fine. I’m used to it at this point.”
She reached out and grasped my wrist with her left hand, the heat of her touch raced through me as I looked at the glittering ring on that finger for a moment before meeting her eyes, “It doesn’t mean that it should keep happening though. It’s not right and it’s not fair to you. Everyone deserves a second chance.”
I huffed out a small laugh, “Yeah, except I’m on like my tenth chance. I understand why no one takes me seriously. Really, it’s not that big of a deal.”
Her face softened as she stared at me for a beat, like she was trying to decide what she wanted to say next. Then she shifted her body to face me as she crossed her legs, “It is a big deal. It’s a big deal to me because I know better. You know…”
She paused, appearing to gather her thoughts. I moved to lean back on my hand and face her more fully with my legs stretched out to the side. My teeth bit into my bottom lip as I watched her face shift to a somewhat pained expression. It was brief, but I still caught it before she gained her composure.
“My uhh…my dad was sober for about 14 years before he passed. I know how hard it was for him in the beginning…with everyone doubting him and not giving him a chance. It’s one of the reasons he relapsed the first few times. It can be hard when you don’t have any support from the people around you. I know that…and I don’t wanna be one of those people. You haven’t given me any reason to doubt you, so I wanna make sure I’m giving you a fair shot and support you as long as you’re actively trying to better yourself. I know first-hand that people do change.”
Is she fucking serious? I couldn’t move or speak. She had stunned me again for the second day in a row. I never would have guessed she would share something so personal, especially on our first day together. She seemed sincere in her apology.
I finally managed a curt nod before I reached to rub at the crease between my brows, “Thanks…I uhh…I appreciate that.” I let out a small laugh, “I appreciate it more than you probably realize, actually.”
She gave me a tentative smile, “Does that mean I’m forgiven for being an asshole then?”
I chuckled, “Of course…and I didn’t think you were an asshole. Not really. I had a feeling you were having a bad day.”
“Whew…ok. Good. I was worried I had already fucked this whole thing up before it started.”
From Week 5: Rumba (Part 3) (Kat's POV)
My thighs clenched together, the throb at my center was now unbearable. I couldn’t take it anymore. I knew there was no fighting it at this point as my hands dropped down to the hem of his shirt and lifted it over his head. The soft fabric was replaced by my fingers splayed across his bare chest. He leaned in and kissed me briefly before pausing and placing his hands on either side of my neck with his thumbs resting on my chin, gently stroking my face. He pulled back, his intense eyes locking with mine. “Are you sure about this?” he asked.
I nodded in response, but then he continued, “If we do this…it changes everything. I-I can’t go back to the way things were before. It’s all or nothing for me.” He was deadly serious as his eyes bore into me, unblinking as he searched mine. His intensity took me by surprise, and only seemed to spur me on. I let out a shaky breath, his vehemence causing my heart to pound in my ears. I nodded again, “I’m sure.”
He must have found what he was looking for as his eyes danced around my face, because it was like a dam had broken when his lips finally crashed against mine.
So, as mentioned, we have some angst coming up. Based on these two passages, do we have any guesses on what's about to go down?
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Dieter Bravo x OFC (Katarina)
Happy Tuesday my lovelies,
I come to you today with a Closed Position update and teaser. The good news is, the Week 9 chapter is almost complete. I have finally been bit by the Dieter writing bug, so I busted this out over the last 3 days. I'm thinking it will be around 11K words. It could be more or less. I still have one lengthy scene to write.
I'm really excited for this chapter. We will get both Dieter and Kat's POV as well as another surprise POV to reveal some things going on behind the scenes. We also get to hear from someone that we haven't really heard much from yet and we get the infamous redemption arc I mentioned previously for someone we love to hate.
Given that, as a teaser I have included two things. The first is an album from Dieter's camera roll. It is mentioned in the chapter and there is some hidden meaning behind all this....aside from the picture of Kat's ass. He just likes to look at it, okay?
The second is a snippet from this chapter. It doesn't give much away, but it does get those feels going. 🥺
📷 Dieter’s Camera Roll
🖊️Chapter Snippet
I made my way toward the dance studio for rehearsal. I immediately noticed that Dieter wasn’t there yet. I tried to ignore that empty feeling in the pit of my stomach that told me he wasn’t coming, but it was hard. That feeling intensified with each passing minute.
After twenty minutes, I decided to pull up our song to keep myself occupied. I lay on the floor with my eyes closed as I thought through possible choreography for the week. Thirty more minutes passed and he was still a no show. I grabbed my phone to check if I had any messages. Nothing. He was almost an hour late. He wasn’t coming.
I fought back tears at the realization. I don’t really know what I expected. I probably would have done the same thing if I were him, but I at least would have told him I wasn’t coming. I opened my messenger app and found his name.
Me: Are you coming to rehearsal?
I watched as the indicator changed to “Read” almost instantly. The three bubbles began bouncing indicating he was typing, but then stopped. This happened several more times before his reply finally came through.
Dieter: I can’t do it today. I’m sorry. I tried, but I can’t.
The tears that I had been holding in, finally fell. He didn’t have to say it. I could read between the lines. He was hurting. Because of me. I sat staring at the wall for a beat, forcing myself to feel the self inflicted pain that I deserved. I wiped the tears away, then glanced back down at my phone. Hopeful as I typed out a reply.
Me: It’s ok. We can pick it up tomorrow.
I waited, watching the bubbles bounce, pause, then start again.
Dieter: Yeah, maybe.
I don't have an ETA for when this chapter is dropping, but I can say it will be soon. Hopefully sometime this week.
Please do sound off about your camera roll theories. I'm curious to hear what you're thinking on that. 😏
Until next time,
💜Mysty
P.S. In case you missed it...new fic in the works.
Looks like you all overwhelmingly voted for a smutty teaser (shocker). I aim to please, so here we are. Ask for menace Dieter and you shall receive. Not to worry, there are several smutty bits in this chapter, so much more to come. 😏
Dieter’s POV
I ambled to the shore, noticing Kat’s gaze on me as I made my way toward her. She tucked her bottom lip between her teeth as she watched me hungrily. My eyes surveyed the area, not seeing anyone near us and realizing the oversized beach umbrella blocked the view from nearby houses. I intended to take full advantage of that as I sank to my knees at her feet. I crawled up her body, dripping water and peppering kisses along her heated skin as I went. I paused half way and shook my head like a dog, which elicited a loud squeal from her and laughter from the both of us before I captured her lips with mine. Her hips bucked against my raging hardon, causing me to groan into her mouth.
She hummed against my lips, “Feels like somebody enjoyed the view.”
I smiled, dropping my right hand down between her thighs, slipping a finger underneath the fabric of her bikini bottoms to find her soaking wet for me. “I think somebody else did too.”
She sighed softly as I began to rub between her slick folds, “Not gonna lie…you looked pretty fucking hot coming outta the water like that…better than any porno I’ve ever seen.”
I chuckled, leaning down to kiss along her neck as my fingers worked her over. “Sounds like my Kitten needs a little attention. Are you aching for me, honey?”
Her hands tangled in my hair as she nodded and let out a breathy, “Always.”
She began to grind against my hand as my fingers curled inside of her and my thumb made leisurely swirls around her sensitive bud. My lips found her ear as I spoke in a hushed voice, “Always so ready for me…such a needy girl. I want you to come for me, right here…where anyone could see.”
Her thighs began to tense around my hand as her body arched upward against me. I knew she was close. “You’re being such a dirty girl right now, you know that? Letting me play with you out in the open like this…and I think you kindda like it. You like being my dirty girl?”
I pulled back slightly to look at her even though she had a death grip on my hair. She nodded in response to my question, her brows pinching together and mouth falling open as my thumb increased pressure and speed. She was trembling now, so close.
I kissed along her jaw again, mumbling as I worked my way down the curve of her neck, “I’m gonna bend you over the kitchen counter and fuck you senseless as soon as we walk through the door.”
That sent her over the edge, causing her to bury her face against my shoulder to muffle the moans she was trying and failing to hold in. She collapsed against the towel, panting as a lazy smile spread across her face. Her hand slid down from my hair, cupping my cheek as she peered up at me, “The things you do to me…”
I chuckled, “Don’t worry, I’m not done yet…”
And so, Dieter and Kat have a little fun on the beach. I had this whole thing written and then Pedro’s ridiculous beach vacation happened. Talk about good timing. It was some nice inspo for added details. 😏
Here’s another short snippet that might fulfill the want for something smutty, sweet, funny, and dramatic. You know I gotta show Queen Zee some love, too. 😅
My legs gave out, causing me to sink down to my knees - pulling Kat with me. I was somehow still pulsing and leaking inside of her as she melted against me.
I panted out a breathy, “Fuck…sorry. I-I…couldn’t stand…anymore. That was…intense.”
She sat on my thighs, both of us slumped against the side of the island as we tried to catch our breath. My arm around her tightened as I leaned in to kiss the side of her cheek. She turned, her lips seeking mine for a heated kiss that damn near took my breath away.
When she finally pulled away, my attention was drawn to movement at my left. Kat’s eyes followed my line of sight and found Zee, who was sitting on the floor with her head tilted, her tail twitching from side to side as she looked up at us with concern? Confusion? Curiosity? I wasn’t really sure. Kat and I both burst into laughter, her leaning back into my chest as I hugged her snugly and laughed into her shoulder.
“Is this what it feels like when moms and dads get caught doing the dirty by the kids? Because I feel like that’s what just happened,” I said between chuckles.
Kat snorted out another laugh, “I dunno, but I think she’s kind of into it. She was totally watching.”
I gasped for air, “If that’s the case, she gets that shit from you. You’re the one who likes to watch.”
And there we have it folks. There’s your teaser. A lot goes down in this chapter. We find out about Dieter’s past, Kat’s sister finds out about Dieter, sooo much intimacy, more Zee antics, Kat and Dieter bond with some new friends, social media chaos, Dieter talks about his balls…and the list goes on. I’m shooting to post by the end of next week…hopefully. Fingers crossed work doesn’t fuck that up. 😬
Any predictions on how stuff is going down? Lay them theories on me!
Until next time,
💜Mysty
P.S. Also, here’s an early reveal of the chapter banner. 😏
Dieter Bravo’s face when his Dancing with the Stars partner/secret lover tells the SNL audience, “Don’t get too excited ladies…he may have loose hips, but he has no rhythm.”
Dieter Bravo’s face when he changes the script as payback for being a cock tease before going on stage and replies with, “Now sweetheart, you know that’s not true.”
✨Read it here:
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Series Summary: Dieter Bravo, now sober,
If Dieter and Kat were found out by the public like this.... *faints*!
Thanks for the ask about Closed Position @jackie923!
Oooof. Is this from the new season? If so, I’ve gotta get caught up. I’m assuming they got caught this way? I have so many questions…I feel invested now. 😂😂😂
The comment about the producers hiding in the rafters nearly took me out as I’m convinced Stacia and Joe would totally do that if it meant catching Dieter and Kat together for insane ratings. They are going to be chomping at the bit to catch those two together when they get back from NYC. Dieter is totally going to mess with them over this too. 🤭
Seriously though… that’s a sneaky angle. They are stepping up their behind the scenes game this season (maniacally makes notes).
Thanks for sharing, friend! Keep that excellent content coming if you catch anything else. I’m always looking for drama inspo for Dieterina. 😉🤭
