#closettrolls

[eggtrolls]

I followed so long ago bc your name also has trolls in it, and eggs are great, and it's been a delight to see your posts. 💜

HEY THANKS BUDDY!!! We should start a tumblr community of people with -trolls in their urls and the only action will be that when a new person joins we use the 🧌 emoji side note what the fuck is that thing I do not like it

[mermaidstede]

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!! May it be a scorching good time!

omg tumblr sucks for not showing me this on my actual birthday! what the hell! thank you so much :D

[masterasslord]

*draws many dicks: pretty dicks, ugly dicks, flowery dicks, dicks with crowns of all sorts, dick comedy acts, and more* >:D *mails them to you because I can't use snapchat*

yes snailmail me dick pics

literally

I  will give you my address if you promise to send me dicks 

[masterasslord]

Prime numbers from the music asks. GO

2:A song you like with a number in the title

2000 Light Years Away - Green Day

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

Are You Gonna be My Girl - JET

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

BLACK SHUCK - THE DARKNESS

7:A song to drive to

Convoy - Paul Brandt

11:A song that you never get tired of

Awoken - WoodenToaster and H8_Seed

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

We're not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

Light my Candle - Rent Soundtrack 

19:A song that makes you think about life

I Could Live With Dying Tonight - Emma-Lee

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

Chasing it Down - Mother Mother

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

Kickstart my Heart - Motley Crue

[masterasslord]

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Dirty Night Clowns - Chris Garneau

Let them be buried, buried alive

In their suits, in their ties

[masterasslord]

closettrolls replied to your post:Everyone is dating someone and I’m here like “yo I...

Single!!!! :D (but I don’t eat mac and cheese. I’ll make it for you though! :D)

If you make it for me I will love you unconditionally for the rest of my life 

[masterasslord]

closettrolls replied to your post: Suddenly realizing I’m very happy that I am not...

If someone had to fight my exes, I’m pretty sure they’d do really well…… o-o

Yeah no they'd be fighting for ages and would probably die half way through

And if they somehow managed to make it up to the most recent exes, they would never be seen again

[masterasslord]

♪

Inhuman - Thousand Foot Krutch

I'm alive, because you touched meTake away the things that crush meNo one else can save me like you doYou're in human