juicy ass terrorism

Egg, primordial lesbian of greater New England.

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

[dogpuppy]

[rocktheholygrail]

The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[idonthaveacontract]

[eggtrolls]

[idonthaveacontract]

[karmachameleon2001]

'kensington market, toronto ..' (2006) edk7

[eggtrolls]

Elderly lesbian neighbours once again confirmed most excellent people on earth. We hung out on their back porch last and ate vegetarian pizza and hummus and salad and homemade focaccia and midway through Wife #1 goes ‘I noticed your shorts and I’ll be right back’ (ominous), walks inside, and returns with a box stuffed to the gills with yarn. There’s several hundred dollars worth of silk and mohair and Donegal tweeds and Pima cotton in here and I’m like what does this have to do with my shorts??? and she’s like the colour of your shorts (burnt orange) reminded me of this yarn and we already picked the ones we want and since we don’t wear orange, you can have as much as you want of it. and I took all of it.

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[weepyemperor]

if youre a woman and youve never said stuff like hi girlie by age 13 or somrthing its closed off to you forever you cant use words like that because people will know you are faking it so you have to invent your own greetings like "hello". im gendernon conforming

[netherworldpost]

"does it have to be queer"

yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Could it be more queer?

[netherworldpost]

(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget

[eggtrolls]

FUCK my stupid baka life the guy who keeps saying how unhappy he is at work while single-handedly holding together the entire lab is actually starting a new job we are fucked for real I fear

[slayer-barbie]

Faith. Her name alone invokes awe. ‘Faith.’ A set of principles or beliefs upon which you’re willing to devote your life. The Dark Slayer. A lethal combination of beauty, power, and death.

Eliza Dushku as Faith Lehane in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

[sandmandaddy69]

[eggtrolls]

tmi but i literally just use my curly hair mask and im always soft & smell good lol

say it loud and proud babe

[stars-bean]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.