juicy ass terrorism

Egg, primordial lesbian of greater New England.

[cuppydogshane]

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

And? Do you?

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

we’re not talking about me right now

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[heavenpureheart]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[eggtrolls]

Genuinely wondering if I can use or at least quote the Pope as an argument for telling my boss’s boss why I don’t need or want a Claude license for any reason

[markovchaingang]

my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture

[ifchinscouldkill]

bruce campbell bowling to hourglass by disclosure in the mid 2010s

[sunshinevettel]

Do you, Niall Brandon Kennedy, take Albert Franklin Safadi as your lawfully wedded partner?

[springfieldstills]

[manga-and-stuff]

Source: The Art of Nausicaä of the valley of the wind

by Hayao Miyazaki

Link to the full Artbook

[jackabbot]

there's no caption potent enough to encapsulate whatever this is...

[minotauri]

This half man show… is it queer bait or should I watch it?

queerbaiting is the least of your worries

[minotauri]

[about to be dropped into the shark tank] hey is the water cold?

[his-shining-tears]

We Love Orange 🍊🍊

[helenvaughans]

Things don't have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What's the function of a galaxy? I don't know if our life has a purpose and I don't see that it matters. What does matter is that we're a part. Like a thread in a cloth or a grass-blade in a field. It is and we are. What we do is like wind blowing on the grass.

–Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven

[girlbloke]

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

[unsentimentaltranslator]

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

[girlbloke]

period i am against that for sure

[wintercorrybriea2]

Tools for a Second Eden by Maskull Lasserre (2019)