Sougo: How do you like to become my court mage, Houtaro-kun?
Houtaro: Court mage?
Sougo: When I become king, I already commissioned Keiwa to be the court strategist and assassin.
Sougo: Touma to be my court librarian
Sougo: How about you become my court mage?
Houtaro: *confused noises*
Houtaro: help?
Houtaro: *dials Keiwa’s number* Keiwa, heeelp!!!
Sougo: *inwardly smirking*
Emu: Sougo, don't terrorize your younger brother. Or I'll tell Tsukuyomi
Sougo: *scared shitless* Okay! I'm sorry Houtaro I was just joking
Houtaro: ...Did he just miss the part where Emu-sensei calls me his little brother?
Shinnosuke: No. You'll get used to it













