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Deadlock: There's no way they like me back. Fade: Clove would throw themself in front of a moving car for you. Deadlock: Clove would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

Clove, throwing their head into Deadlock's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Deadlock, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Clove, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Deadlock, confused: I mean, this is my room, so yeah.

Clove: Deadlock is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do? Breach: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them. Raze: Tackle them! Reyna: Dump them. Yoru: Kick them in the shin! Deadlock: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Clove: H-how do you ask someone out? Raze: Well, first- Killjoy: Don't ask her, she asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Clove: ...And you said yes?

Killjoy: Raze and I got married!! Fade: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

Clove: Deadlock is playing hard to get. Clove: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Clove: Hi, who's this? Gekko changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. Neon: What's mine? Clove: Dwarf. Neon: HE’S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! Clove: Oh, hey Neon. Neon: FUCK!

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. Killjoy: Which one? I have seven. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Killjoy: Which one? I have seven. Raze, distantly: HEY!!!

Phoenix: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing. Deadlock: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing. Astra: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!

Killjoy: I was just diagnosed with deez. Reyna: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

Clove: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

Phoenix: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages* *Jumpscare* Phoenix: *Jumps back* OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!

Fade, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Neon: Tea. Fade: Wrong. It's coffee.

Iso: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Yoru: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Gekko: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Skye: Did you win? Or just not die? Skye: Either way, hooray. Clove: ...Is "no" a valid answer? Skye: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

Brimstone: I’ve organized your messages into three categories. Brimstone: “From Fade” Brimstone: “Death Threats” Brimstone: and “Death Threats From Fade”

Reyna: I’m never donating blood ever again. Reyna: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another! Reyna: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

Raze: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Breach: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

Reyna: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough. Fade: Yeah, you just catch it. Neon: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit. KAY/O: Then I just use a spear instead. Reyna: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?

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Clovelock art

Clove tries to get deadlock to sleep insisting they’d stay up to make sure she’s safe and gets good rest.

Bonus shitty sketch in under.

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