#clown asks

[3rdmissingsock]

The gasp I let out when I saw your post about Bookmark and realized my little clown wasn't alone. ( I didn't know there were more of these little clown dolls)

Their name is Gummy, and while she doesn't look cheery, they are very excited that there are other clowns out there like him.

THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!!!! I actually was inspired to adopt Bookmark by a post of a clown that looked very similar to Gummy, except maybe bigger. It's so awesome to see another teacup clown owner they are a BEAUTIFUL breed with very misunderstood needs, much like chihuahuas in the dog world. She looks so healthy and her colors are so vibrant, their nutrition must be excellent!!! I love their little stubby legs :D

[dumbass-star]

Sometimes I daydream about Ray having a therapist and him falling for them bc they care in a way he isn’t used to

i meann, yeah. but idk if he go whit them while being with mc, also i dont think he is the kind of person who wanna go to therapy haha

if its some kind of au were mc is his therapist he would start to hide stuff or made it up to keep going and see them. If mc find he started to develop feelings and wants to keep tehir license probably would derivate him with someone else, i dont think he take it soo well...

[fandom-animals]

yall think the archivist listens to Ethel Cain?

[sabrondabrainrot]

Clown weekly check in!!!

Hi! Time for a check in!!! So how was your week? Was it good, or was it bad? If it was bad, I hope it gets better!!!

Question of the week:

What is your favorite utensil to eat food with?

I like eating with spoons the most!

It's been a good couple of weeks for me I can't believe how fast time flies!!! I've been suffering from a broken c but it's up and running now so I'm very excited about that

I've started more fanfic wips and hope to get things ready to post on AO3 eventually. Getting back into the groove of drawing has been hard to.

I also took up crocheting while my PC was down and I've been learning it from my sister.

This is my sister's WIP which is amazing and adorable

This is my WIP and so far it's a funny diaper baby

I'm having fun learning XD

[meatsoup]

i’d argue mcr is 100% more goth than fob could even like. dream of lmao. it’s just the fanbase that is real babyish

yeah, i'd also argue that mcr is more goth than fob, but neither are goth (to my knowledge) so that doesn't really matter. all i'm saying is that there are other bands than just mcr, and those bands (not just fob or ptv or some other well-known artist) should also have that recognition.

EDIT: (i didn't see all of the ask) i would agree that most "emo band fanbases" can tend to be babyish, it happens :/

[vialdovi]

Heyyyy heyy i just home after a long day of work and without internet but im here already so i will finish some clown askss

[3rdmissingsock]

hey, im new to clown husbandry and such and found your blog cute and interesting. so now im here asking, what breeds are your clowns?

HiiiI!!! Thank you for taking an interest in my little family :3 I hope you enjoy clown husbandry! It's such a fun way to meet new people, both human and clown alike. My clowns are all Teacup mixes of some sort. I used to believe that Bookmark was pure Teacup Party Clown but I feel like there's probably something else in there too! Skiggly-wump is 100% some type of mutt but I know he definitely has some Mime in him, and I'm thinking also a little bit of Cursed Amulet Beast in as well (I know cross breeds like that are rare, but he's been known to exhibit some.. unnatural abilities). He is also a little bit of a runt so in my eyes he is like the little Chihuahua of the group! Cakepop is purebred Dark Jester and I got her from an overseas breeder! If you're not good at reading clown needs do NOT get a clown with muted colors. They're either really intense or really laid back, but they still have the same basic needs as any other clown and it can be hard to tell what exactly they need at any given moment. If you want one "for the aesthetic" only and have no experience I highly recommend you either 1. Don't get a clown or 2. Make absolutely sure that you can take care of them before adopting. Clowns are real creatures with real responsibilities attached!!! I trust that you will be good, but I can't in good conscious let a new clown husbandry fan out into the world without warning them that they need to be responsible!! There is a lot of power in caring for something.

Sorry for the rant but it's been so long since I've gotten to talk clown husbandry with someone! Good luck in your clown journey, friend, and I hope I didn't scare you lol

My clowns say hi!!!

[3rdmissingsock]

Hey so I picked up a stray clown a few months ago and I believe she is a white faced party clown with light pink and baby blue colouration. Recently this other stray clown has been hanging around the window whenever she lays in the windowsill to take a sun nap and they have been very curious of one another and like to look at each other through the window.

I want to see if it would be a good idea to maybe also take this other one in. I have the space for two clowns as I have recently bought a very nice and large house. The other stray is much smaller than her and he has very minimal visible makeup. He looks like a jester with purple and yellow coloration and this huge puff of white hair covering his eyes.

I'm new to being a clown parent and I don't know the breeds that well. Is a jester a separate species? Or a breed of clown? Do party clowns and jesters get along?

Thank you for your help!

As long as you are cautious and willing to send him back out if things go south I see no reason to not try and keep him! I would start trying to slowly get him used to you as well by maybe joining her by the windowsill and putting out food for him. From my experience I am pretty sure party clowns and jesters should do well together. Jesters and clowns are just different breeds of the same sort of creature. They're not so far apart on the evolutionary line as say, clowns and mines. I really hope this works out for you all since clowns are social animals and naturally live in troupes. I know my clowns were much happier when their numbers started to grow :)