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Well if im not your stepdad then ig i cant give u the cake 😔 goodbye then

"..Wait! I.. suppose I’ll grant you the privilege of being my stepfather.. as long as you continue providing your offering of cakes."

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Here have the cake little guy 🍰 and yeah one of the guys im seeing has a daughter so you will have a stepsister!!!! Isnt that cool?

"You are aware that you’re not actually my stepfather, right? I don’t understand how you’ve managed to delude yourself into thinking such but this daughter of whoever you’re seeing will not be a sibling of mine in any way!"

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ps my precious little guy you might have a step sibling soon so be nice to her!!!

"I’m going to have a WHAT."

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Hello my little baby muffin how are you today? I made some cake for you!!! Also i have been finding some more dads to you if you dont like me that much, i hope you like them!!! (from your stepdad who loves you vrry much)

"…Little baby muffin? What. I refuse to allow you to call me such a ridiculous name! It’s insulting!"

"Wait, you’ve brought me cake? …I’m going to ignore that last part in favor of the cake."

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Son, i know people have hurt you before and you think that being mean and angry at everyone will protect you, but i swear that there are a lot of people out there who love you and you don't need to act like a tough guy for that 💔💔 i just want you to be happy my lil guy

"You don’t know a damn thing about me! For the love of Go- ah, me! Stop acting like you do! I don’t want your love nor the love of others! Do you think love is what got me in this position? A god doesn’t need love. I have far better things in my possession than that ridiculous feeling."