#clownbleach

[failednirvana]

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

@clownbleach | game grumps sentence starters

          ❝ Really? Can you tell me about it? ❞ Perhaps his interest in this man’s homicidal tendencies is a bad sign about Tate, but he shares the same tendencies; he only wants to hear about it.

[nygmatica]

txt; How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I’m trying to watch Downtown Abbey.

TFLN MEME.

[text] That is... a very intriguing question. Might I suggest pretending to be exhausted and needing rest?[text] Boring, I know, but that’s me in a nutshell.

[hislee-blog1]

clownbleach replied to your post: wait so does anyone ship Spock and Lee yet

whispers. yes.

THEY ARE SO PRECIOUS AREN’T THEY

[jesterbleach]

       ❝ Didn’t even phase him, Puddin. Even accepted an invite to                the new place. I really didn’t like how he spoke to me though.....        real high an’ mighty, y’know? Like a KING...  ❞

@clownbleach

[jesterbleach]

                      HARLEY QUINN.

                     ❝  YOU GOT ALL DRESSED UP FOR ME? ❞                               written by tinks. selective. indie.                                       ‘ art by erinkkavanagh ‘

                                                                  THE JOKER.                                

                                                                        ❝  YOU KNOW I’D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU ❞                                                                                  written by kurtiz. selective. indie.                                                                                          ‘ art by erinkkavanagh ‘

[aussieroughneck-blog]

💌 u kno u want 2 <333

Send a ‘💌’ to receive a love letter from my muse.

HIYA MATE (@clownbleach​),

Dunno if ya know me but I’m a big fan. Seen yer work up close and real personal, gotta say that yer something strange special. Though I’m a lil pissed yer pale ass didn’t bust me outta jail too, I can forgive you ‘cause I got a big proposition for yer.

Basically, my idea is that ya just scrap Harley and have me as yer sidekick instead. Think ‘bout it. I’m also cute, blond, and look good in shorts, so it won’t be much of a change for yer. But, unlike Harls, I won’t expect nothing of ya…just maybe feed me every now and again and lemme drive that car of yours at least once? I think that’s fair.In return, I’ll be the highlight of yer day. I’ll be a real ray of sunshine. Talk about a bromance. You and me could do a lotta things. Some of ‘em might even be good.So what yer thinking, Green? You got a spot in yer life for little ol’ me? I’ll make it worth ya while, I promise.See ya on the other side bud,CAPTAIN BOOMERANGaka your new problematic fave

[jesterbleach]

'I want the K'

╳ ┊ ｓｅｎｄ ｍｅ ＇Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｈｅ Ｋ＇ ａｎｄ ｉ＇ｌｌ ｇｅｎｅｒａｔｅ ａ ｎｕｍｂｅｒ （ ｓｔａｔｕｓ － ａｃｃｅｐｔｉｎｇ ） @clownbleach

                ↳   2. cheek kiss

           It wasn’t often that he fell asleep in her presence, it wasn’t often that he let his guard down, but if anyone deserved a night off then it was him, he NEEDED it. After all, she’d never seen him have a night off before, not even when she had fallen asleep at his place, even then he was on edge, on alert. What that must have been like... she couldn’t even imagine. But now? Well, a little bit of food, an old movie and two beers had done the trick. He was asleep. Actually asleep and the sight was somewhat soothing, as if it was what she needed as well, just to see him act like a normal person, to know that yes, even the very reclusive Ace could just pass out once he was exhausted enough.            Moving forward quietly, she picked up the blanket from the end of the couch and gently placed it over this chest, allowing it to cover at least half of his body. Pausing for a moment, her gaze flicked over THAT side of his face, the one he’d constantly try to hide from her view. Lips pursed together as she pushed her hair back behind one ear before she leaned in, her lips pressing gently to his cheek for a brief second. Hands found the blanket in order to pull it up just a little bit further before she pulled away, moment over, as she made to start cleaning up the beer bottles. 

[jesterbleach]

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╳ ┊ ｓｅｎｄ ｍｅ ａ ❤ ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｉｎｋ Ｉ＇ｍ ｑｕａｌｉｔｙ  （ ｓｔａｔｕｓ － ａｃｃｅｐｔｉｎｇ ） @clownbleach​

      mun speaks !       █ ▌ BAE!!!!!!! you deserve like, an infinity of those hearts!!!! the puddin’ to my harley!!