#clownstatue

[jespertheklaun]

Had a great chat the other day in Union Square with a woman named Jody, who told us a bit about Red Skelton (pictured here as statue) and his clown paintings, Dianne Keaton, and Joe Franklin. Very enlightening chat. Cheers, Jody! We had such a good time chatting with so many interesting people in Union Square!!! newyorkclown #clown #redskelton #clownstatue #clownart (at Union Square, New York, Manhattan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGtMo5Ml4l3/?igshid=19wx5cy9uwdal

[jespertheklaun]

Repost from @mealymonster #clownart #clownstatue #clownstatues #clownfigurine #clownfigurines #figurines #clowns #clownsculpture #clowns #clown #sadclown #crazyclown #bugeyed #clowny #coulrophilia #clownz #klovn #kloun #clovn #cloun #klowns #klown #klaun #klauney https://www.instagram.com/p/B_vSym7lMt3/?igshid=m01hj7oo7wz5

[milkyclown]

[camcovv]

Good night folks!

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/horrors/ss/Campfire-Tales_2.htm

Also known as “The Clown Doll,” “The Killer Clown,” “It the Clown,” or “The Clown Serial Killer” Example: As told by Tamra S., Dec. 22, 2004: So-and-so’s friend, a girl in her teens, is babysitting for a family in Newport Beach, Ca. The family is wealthy and has a very large house — you know the sort, with a ridiculous amount of rooms. Anyways, the parents are going out for a late dinner/movie. The father tells the babysitter that once the children are in bed she should go into this specific room (he doesn’t really want her wandering around the house) and watch TV there. The parents take off and soon she gets the kids into bed and goes to the room to watch TV. She tries watching TV, but she is disturbed by a clown statue in the corner of the room. She tries to ignore it for as long as possible, but it starts freaking her out so much that she can’t handle it. She resorts to calling the father and asks, “Hey, the kids are in bed, but is it okay if I switch rooms? This clown statue is really creeping me out.” The father says seriously, “Get the kids, go next door and call 911.” She asks, “What’s going on?” He responds, “Just go next door and once you call the police, call me back.” She gets the kids, goes next door, and calls the police. When the police are on the way, she calls the father back and asks, “So, really, what’s going on?” He responds, “We don’t HAVE a clown statue.” He then further explains that the children have been complaining about a clown watching them as they sleep. He and his wife had just blown it off, assuming that they were having nightmares. The police arrive and apprehend the “clown,” who turns out to be a midget. A midget clown! I guess he was some homeless person dressed as a clown, who somehow got into the house and had been living there for several weeks. He would come into the kids’ rooms at nights and watch them while they slept. As the house was so large, he was able to avoid detection, surviving off their food, etc. He had been in the TV room right before the babysitter right came in there. When she entered he didn’t have enough time to hide, so he just froze in place and pretended to be a statue.

And… As told by reader Liz L.

A YOUNG girl named Lisa often had to spend time alone at home at night, as her parents worked late. They bought her a dog to keep her company and protect her.

One night Lisa was awakened by a dripping sound. She got up and went to the kitchen to turn off the tap properly. As she was getting back into the bed she stuck her hand under the bed, and the dog licked it.

The dripping sound continued, so she went to the bathroom and made sure the tap was turned off there, too. She went back to her bedroom and stuck her hand under the bed, and the dog licked it again.

But the dripping continued, so she went outside and turned off all the faucets out there. She came back to bed, stuck her hand under it, and the dog licked it again.

The dripping continued: drip, drip, drip. This time she listened and located the source of the dripping — it was coming from her closet! She opened the closet door, and there found her poor dog hanging upside down with its neck cut. Written on the window on the inside of the cupboard was, “Humans can lick, too!!!”

Holly shit why am I doing this to myself!?