(Clueless) ace culture is getting talked into having a celebrity "crush" ("hey, you like that character he played in that movie, so you must like the actor too, right? Look, here's a poster, isn't he hot?") so you can avoid having real-life crushes cause you're just so "loyal" and "devoted" to your celebrity "crush".
Clueless cause I didn't figure out I was (aro)ace until many years later. I thought that celebrity "crush" must be real love cause nobody else ever mattered to me











