#clumsycule

[bumpsyp1ains]

they all fell on top of each other ten seconds later

art i commissioned made by @napstabl00k!

[future-of-freedom]

To Sticks and Trip, certified wood-kissers,

How does one kiss wood without getting splinters?

"Very easily," Sticks boasted.

"T-to be honest, I thought it- it would be a p-problem too at first," Trip admitted. "But as l-long as we're careful, it actual- actually isn't that hard!"

[bumpsyp1ains]

@the-names-nine brought up this suggestion to me and now i’m actually considering it. send help

[bumpsyp1ains]

two of them

[bumpsyp1ains]

belle: how many colors are in a rainbow?

trip: i-i’m gonna say, e-eight?

belle, genuinely disappointed in her:

sticks, after counting with her fingers: it’s five! l, g, b, t, q!

belle: WHAT-

[bumpsyp1ains]

belle: alright, did you get what you needed?

sticks: sure did!

belle: …wait, where’s trip? we were all supposed to meet here…

sticks: well, last time i saw her, she was holding the door for some people-

sticks:

belle: what?

sticks: …dammit, trip.

-

*belle and sticks find trip, who’s been holding the door for people for the past thirty minutes*

trip, about to cry: s-someone help meeee-hee-hee-heeeee…

belle: …shouldn’t we-?

sticks: nope. this is her own fault. let her learn.

[future-of-freedom]

Clarification.

Metal Gear Belle would be a giant mech in the likeness of Belle.

Cuz ya'll were talking about awesome mechs.

"Ohhhh, okay," Belle chuckled. "I guess I can work with that."

Meanwhile, the thought of a giant Belle had Trip and Sticks sweating profusely.

[future-of-freedom]

Sticks and Trip are woodkissers

“And?” Sticks asked, while Trip looked at you judgmentally. Meanwhile, Belle’s face was covered in kiss marks while her eyes were spiraling.