Rick: Marlot. Marlot are you with me?
Rick: Marlot I need you to wake up but whatever you do dont remove the blindfold
Chel: Rick I don't think he's even awake yet
Rick: well he needs to be
Chel: Maybe you shouldn't have hit him so hard then?
Rick: like I didn't know that thanks
Rick: Marlot! You arent dead!
MARLOT: I ɑm not. Though, I feel ɑs though I should be.
Rick: Great, glad to hear you are feeling better
Rick: i need you to keep that blindfold on
MARLOT: For your own sɑke, Ríck. Thís hɑd better hɑve ɑ very good explínɑtíon whích you ɑre reɑdy to supply quíckly.
Rick: basically the plannet is inverting due to the second game connection and is generating insane amounts of light and where thoughts now create "anti-light"
Rick: if you value your troll vision you'd do well not to take it off
MARLOT: Who ɑre you, then?
Chel: That is hardly te most pressing concern though
Rick: Apparently when i entered the LOTAD i had a... thought
Rick: or more specificaly a memory
Rick: which the kernel prototyped
MARLOT: Do colour me shocked ɑt the prospect of such ɑn occurɑnce.
Rick: you may not be but i am
Rick: sorry but you've been dead for years Chel
MARLOT: God forbíd I ɑm mɑde to wítness the touchíng reuníon between yourelf ɑnd whɑtever thís person wɑs to you before theír deɑth ɑnd subsequent prototypíng.
Chel: It's nothing, don't worry about him
MARLOT: Pleɑse enlíghten me ɑs to why you felt ít necessɑry to ɑttɑck me.
MARLOT: I wɑs not knocked unconscíous of my own volítíon!
MARLOT: Obvíously. I ɑm curíous ɑs to why.
Rick: but only because i felt a lot safer when the perspn weilding a knife and holding me upside down by my foot was unconcious
MARLOT: You ínítíɑted thɑt confrontɑtíon, Ríck. I wɑs merely ɑctíng ín my own self defense.
Chel: He doesn't remember
Rick: all i remember was waking up with a hole in the side of my house and you standing over me
Rick: the only thing before that is just.... anger
Rick: not at anything in particular, just anger
MARLOT: Are you ímplyíng thɑt you were not yourself ɑt the tíme of your ɑggressíon?
Chel: That's one way of putting it
Rick: what the fuck does that mean
Chel: Just, you'll see. In about 8 minutes
MARLOT: I ɑm quíte díspleɑsed wíth thís turn of events. Enlíghten me ɑs to whɑt wíll occur ɑt thɑt poínt?
Rick: because the plannet
Chel: Yes we get it Rick >.>
Chel: Now tell him what I explained to you, if you remembr
Rick: of course i remmebr, jeeze
MARLOT: Kíndly keep your voíce lowered.
Rick: the planet is not only a giant lightbulb, its moving
Rick: We are moving at the speed of infinity across the borders between universes
Rick: whatever that means
MARLOT: Am I correct ín ɑssumíng thɑt the two sessíons ɑre mergíng properly ɑt thís juncture?
Chel: You know how the game teleports you home to the players planet?
Chel: Well the game interpreted the whole planet as the house and we are being sent to the new players planet
MARLOT: Whích plɑyer míght thɑt be?
Chel: The one responsible for the strife
MARLOT: Thɑt ís quíte possíbly the most nonsensícɑl thíng I hɑve ever heɑrd.
Chel: I asure you it's true
Rick: wait there are two of me??
Rick: did you heear that MArlot, two of me, wont that be fun??
MARLOT: I ɑm posítívely thrílled ɑt the very prospect.
Rick: im assuming that was sarcasm
Chel: THAT is derse. You might want to brace yourselves