Clyde Donovan Headcanons:
Clyde is 5’9” when he is fully grown.
Clyde is on the football team with Token and Stan, and thinks he’s better than he actually is at the sport, and he is frequently caught bragging to the Raisins girls about his athletic prowess.
After losing his mother due to his own negligence, Clyde is extremely obsessive about putting down the toilet seat. He obsessively checks bathroom stalls and puts the seats down even if he didn’t use that toilet. He will also chew out the guys if they neglect to put down the toilet seat after using the bathroom.
Clyde is the biggest crybaby out of the guys in their grade, something that some of the girls make fun of him for. Both Stan and Craig will defend Clyde during these moments of vulnerability; with Stan empathizing and Craig being protective of his best friend.
After The List incident, Clyde shamelessly flirts with every girl he comes across. He becomes the stereotypical popular jock in high school and changes girlfriends every other week. Despite this, he has a huge soft spot for Bebe and it’s always her that initiates any break-ups between them, usually because he is too clingy—which was caused because of her frequently dumping him. It’s a vicious cycle. Clyde will call Craig and cry for hours every time Bebe dumps with him.
Clyde is perhaps the most oblivious guy in their grade, usually being the last person to realize something that is blaringly obvious to everyone else.
Clyde is the biggest supporter of Craig’s and Tweek’s relationship, despite Craig’s constant complaining about it, he actually has a yaoi poster of them in his room to show off how much he enjoys two of this best friends being together.
Clyde is a secret nerd and this side only pops out when he’s with his closest friends. He tends to want to go to conventions and will drag Craig, Tweek, Token, Butters, and Kenny with. Craig and Kenny constantly give him shit about it but they secretly enjoy it one because they are nerds themselves and two because Tweek and Butters try to cosplay and they find it adorable.
Despite Craig teasing and giving Clyde so much shit for all the little dumb things he does, the two of them are very close like brothers and care about each other’s well being.
Clyde and Craig LOVE sweets, so when Tweek is trying out new recipes or is baking some desserts for the coffee shop the two of them will ask to lick the spoon or they’ll steal some of the sweet treats when Tweek isn’t looking.