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Johnny Depp has an Instagram now !!!

Can Helena Bonham Carter be next ?!?!

#cmon lady #hbc takes pictures of everythjng !!!!#helena bonham carter #johnny depp

Me waiting for my advisor to respond:

#personal #cmon lady #ps: ive had caffeine #ive been mostly decaf for like five months #not by choice #im just a wee bit hyper

imagine how much money you could save… if you just sent him to school…

#parent complaining that we require a doctors excuse after the 5 parent notes #this kid misses 2-3 days a week #so to skip truancy she takes him to the doctor and is complaining about how much it costs to take him just to get an excuse #cmon lady

Just got a massage! Lovely great, love human touch and someone working on my terrible muscle knots etc

But she had to make comments on my body hair (partially trying to sell me on coming to her for a wax)

And like, feels bad!

#my body hair is a nonentity most of the time i didnt even remember about it before #i also like how it clocks me as queer a bit #also Im in EUROPE lots of people dont shave anyway #having hairy legs is fine actually???#cmon lady #not it

lol why are woso refs so fucking bad

#cmon lady #uswnt

My mom just messaged me to ask if I’ve ever seen Tipping the Velvet.

I’ve already come out to her, I don’t know what more proof she needs.

#of course ive seen tipping the velvet #cmon lady

mom: i want you to stop making monthly donations to PP and the ACLU. you should be using that money for college.

me: i donate $50 total a month

mom: thats too much

me: ....just yesterday i spent $30 at h-mart with aaron

mom: yeah but you *have* to eat

me: it was 80% candy

#i mean like okay we reached a compromise bc she's hellbent against abortion #but like #cmon lady #u just said i should have a spending allowance of $100 per month #since i earn like $400 a month avg #the money is not the issue here fam :////#it's your shit ass attitude :://///////////#rambling

I think it's hilarious at work when I drop big words and one of the women I work with always, ALWAYS, mentions something about how smart I am and how she wouldn't expect someone my age to know that word like.... Bitch

#and by hilarious I mean it's fucking annoying and I wish she would stop #don't get me wrong I LOVE it when ppl comment on how talented/smart/funny I am but like #cmon lady

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