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Artist, Equestrian, Miscellaneous memes and witchcraft. Be gentle.

[respectfulmemes]

[mayahan]

Cats Are The World’s Most Dramatic Animals

[deborahlutz-blog]

Box for carrying leeches, 19th century.

Source

[lymphonodge2]

practical… thinking ahead

[bearie]

im crying.. im watching this vet show and someone had moved from australia to china and everyone was afraid of his dog because she was so big but the vet put her in a lil panda hoodie and no one was scared anymore and some people even came up to pet her..

[bearie]

look at her.. 

[thebootydiaries]

this is why i blocked my brother on facebook

[weloveshortvideos]

when you gotta save the homie from the roast 

[moved194792743]

an aromantic person staring in horror when they learn the curse can only be broken by true loves kiss

[izzybutt]

And then sighing with relief when they remember that there are many different types of love out there.

And then going on a rather mediocre adventure to get a kiss from their mom, or their best friend, or their cat.

[tehzii]

“Mooooommmmmm I got a curse again can you come kiss it better?”

“This is the third time this month, dear god you need better friends. I’m getting you a dog.”

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[thehotgirlproject]

The mom friend override

[bonitowater-deactivated20171214]

lmao jontron did a debate with another streamer and he got fucking decimated

[bonitowater-deactivated20171214]

“discrimination doesn’t exist in the united states anymore“

“The global elites“ 

“Well off blacks commit more crime than poor whites- hold on I gotta get water look it up.”

-Jontron, 2017

[bonitowater-deactivated20171214]

[kinghardy]

[bonitowater-deactivated20171214]

jontron thanks a nazi today

[imsoshive]

If video game characters lived together

[alovesupremeee-deactivated20210]

What did I just watch.lol

[orriculum]

Pastel Horoscopes 🍩🍰🍬✨💍 👑💎🍑

(among other vanities and ill suggestions)

♈  aries: blanched sea shells, worn away by time and water. fill the sink and slip them in. it is not enough, it does not return them. some things will love you but will not forgive you. 

♉  taurus: bubble baths. linger there. hot water becomes tepid, bubbles pop and disappear with parts of you. wallow and wither away if you must. those sorrows were a part of you, what will you do without them?

♊  gemini: when an eyelash comes out, place it in your palm, make a wish and blow it away with a kiss. tear another eyelash out. you have at least a hundred more wishes left, and you need to waste them all. 

♋  cancer: a perfect tea set, a small mound of sugar cubes. fill your tea with them, until it is so saturated it is like sludge. sip, sip, sip. still better than some things. 

♌  leo: music boxes, plink-plunking notes. the painted ballerina twirls around and round, spining endlessly for you amusement. over and over, again and again, you wind her back up and watch, for her amusement. 

♍  virgo: brush your hair a hundred times, and then once more. curl and straighten, curl and straighten. sit alone for hours after. look pretty for the ghosts in your home. you must devastate the things that haunt you.

♎  libra: what you need is a cozy room. fill the bed with blankets, string up fairy lights by the dozen, and then by the hundred! overload the outlet, burn the house down. nice and cozy now. all in the name of self care. 

♏ scorpio: sweet soft stars. bitter blue moon. sanguine silky sky. you really need to stop consuming the universe dear, leave some for the rest of us to enjoy. 

♐  sagittarius: smooth glowing skin, long fluttery eyelashes, plump lips, soft cheeks, you have it all. if only you were human, the things you’d be able to do with those. 

♑ capricorn: buy yourself roses. scatter the petals throughout the home. wear rose face masks, bathe in their scent and drink their blood in your tea. perhaps one day you will become one, and finally have their thorns.

♒ aquarius: satin and silk and lace. wear it, decorate your home with it, bundle yourself up at night with it, cocoon yourself from the world with it. let it turn you into something else, something unnerving. 

♓  pisces: honey combs with toast, with tea, with cookies. mellify your insides, slowly saturate yourself with the syrup. cough. it’s in your lungs now. is this how you become a queen?

[gaypitbull]

“Why do you hate fujoshis/yaoi shippers?”

[chimis-changa]

America (2017) #1

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[xtheoutsider-deactivated2017032]

As a bisexual woman who has been constantly shamed for her orientation/had people try and erase it, I feel moved to the point of tears over what DC has done. They have hired a gay man to portray the penguin and show his love for a man in the show, a bisexual woman to portray mera, a queer man to portray the flash, a bisexual woman to portray enchantress and all around hired copious actors/actresses who have for years stood up for lgbt rights. No bitter anti DC fucker can take that from me.