I made a comment about how I could make each cory michael smith character into pet play so here are some notes about what I think each one would be into.
Venis Parish:
There is the obvious choice that I could give of caging him up as a good little puppy, but that's my biased answer.
The more nuanced answer is Pony play.
He's a man who takes great pride in how physically fit he is and what better way to show off than performing as a pony?
Make him do tricks and give him treats for performing well. Make him run a few laps to work off his excess energy. Dress him up in slutty pony gear to show off his body and muscles. Put a bit in his mouth to shut him up and give him an oral stim. Whip him with a riding crop when he misbehaves.
He would also get off on being called a breeding stud. This man definitely has a breeding kink and he also loves feeling superior. Role-playing with him where hes the top pick for breeding. Prepping him to show to other owners that hes a perfect specimen. Directing him to breed. Milking him for semen. Ahem… I've gotten carried away.
But beware the amount of horse cock jokes hes going to make. He will never stop making them.
Thomas Christie:
Okay, okay, hear me out. Bunny roleplay. I know it's a little cheesy with the constant bunny imagery but it would be fun to flip it on it's head. With the legacy of Mr Rabbit to fulfill, having an obedient little bunny to control would be the perfect stress relief.
This man is demanding complete obedience. With the pressure to be the perfect son and heir, he's taking all of the control in this dynamic.
He is training his bunny with all sorts of verbal and non verbal commands. He has so many code words and guestures that they wouldn't fit on a list.
He isn't above conditioning and brainwashing either. His perfect bunny will only think about and care about him. A little plaything just for him.
And if his plaything dares to disobey him, he is swift and harsh in his punishments. He has a quick fuse and his bunny is exactly where he channels his stress relief.
Georgie Atherton:
Georgie definitely gives bratty energy and he has so many issues to work through emotionally that I dont blame him for it. I think being a pampered brat of a kitty would do wonders for his mental health.
Whenever he wants attention he'll wear nothing but his bell collar and lounge around. If hes being a good kitty he'll wear his little cat ears and tail and snuggle up with his owner. If hes being a bad kitty he'll press his owners buttons until they pin him down and give him some funishment.
A scene where he's pampered with treats, cuddles, makeup, etc. and then fucked within an inch of his life while being praised might not fix him, but he'll feel a hell of a lot better about himself I can assure you that.
Declan Moore:
This man is the perfect opportunity for hucow roleplay. Don't ask me why, I just feel it in my soul.
He's the dominant here taking care of his precious prize cow. Tending to their needs, pampering them with treats and kisses. He makes sure his little hucow is well fed and well milked.
As long as his partner is a good little cow, he's the perfect pampering owner a hucow can have. Misbehave, however, and he will not hesitate to use a firm hand to correct that mistake.
Kevin Coulson
I love the fact that he's canonically into crazy bitches. He would be so down bad for a goth/punk who drags him around by a leash I just know it.
I dont think hes into puppy play in particular, but the structure of it suits him. Clicker training, subspace, and funishments would help him de-stress immensely. Being able to hand over control and not worry about his life for a few hours is exactly what he needs.
A partner who knows enough about schizophrenia to incorporate healthy habits into his scenes that he can carry over into real life is the perfect way of tricking him into taking care of himself.
And being given the same kind of unconditional love that dogs get would make him melt.
Edward Nygma
I'll be honest, this little freak could be into any version of petplay. Both as pet or owner. Even though hes sexually inexperienced and repressed in the first season, he is a very horny and kinky mother fucker. He's kind of my kink bicycle.
Put this man in a sex shop and hes going to try everything from puppyhoods to pony gear to milking machines. So its really down to what he finds first or what his partner suggests.
Whatever is picked is going to be meticulously planned before hand with safety demonstrations and rigorous protocols for any situation.
Doctor Dean
This is a man who says hes very kinky and all he has is a pair of fuzzy handcuffs and flavored lube. Or whatever the sixties equivalent was back then.
He is silly enough to bark if you ask him too. And you might be able to convince him to bottom in exchange for favors.
He would definitely like bottoming after being introduced to it, but he won't admit it so you'd have to do the same song and dance every time.
Anyways, if he's caught up in some drunk sex you could convince him to be your puppy. He'd bark and growl and mount you doggy style, but that's about it for him.
One of the reasons I like Cory Michael Smith characters so much is that he plays certified Fucking Weirdos and it gives me the excuse to put them in whatever batshit situations i want c:
(And if they aren't weirdos they're sad little wet dogs. Which i also love <3)